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Scout Team [189]
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Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 12:25 PM
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So I was talking with this guy the other day. And he looks at my shirt and says "that makes me wanna throw up"
So we get in this discussion about how our team doesn't have a chance of going back to the Natty Champoinship even with our soft schedule.
I grilled him saying his football team, at his women's basketball school, got beat by a men's football team (KinTuky) and he just said that's why they're better than us, they have a much stronger schedule.
How am I supposed to even try and communicate at an intelligent level with someone who's obviously lost his freakin mind?
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Scout Team [189]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 12:26 PM
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Sorry, left out that I was wearing my "Proven" Natl Champ shirt
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All-In [30828]
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The correct response to his "that makes me want to throw up"
Sep 27, 2017, 12:30 PM
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Is...
Cool. Just please do it after you serve me my food.
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CU Medallion [64590]
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Are there any other kind?***
Sep 27, 2017, 12:31 PM
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All-In [27366]
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Next time you see a coot fan, here's what you do.
Sep 27, 2017, 12:32 PM
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Go stick your fingers in an outlet.
It's more productive, and less painful.
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110%er [5287]
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Orange Blooded [4107]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 1:09 PM
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But, but.. SEC, SEC! It just means more.
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Orange Blooded [2846]
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Is there any other kind?***
Sep 27, 2017, 1:51 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 1:54 PM
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I can't wait to TEN-BOMB them. Maybe then they will understand who their daddy is. Oh wait...
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Orange Blooded [3228]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 1:55 PM
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Just agree with him. Try saying something like "Yeah, Alabama just wasn't that good last year."
Coot mind blown.
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Orange Blooded [2550]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 1:56 PM
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By his own (lack of) logic all these years the coots have been in the SEC their football team should be vastly improved, yet the opposite has occurred.
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Orange Blooded [2332]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 2:51 PM
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Just wait until the FBI brings down Frank Martin and Ray Tanner claims he had no idea such "back door" dealings were happening at Usuck! Looks like Usuck Basketball and Football are about to crash for different reasons.
Go Tigers!
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Mascot [22]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 3:37 PM
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This is SOP for all double-digit IQ coot fans ??
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Recruit [82]
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Re: Delusional Coot fan
Sep 27, 2017, 4:05 PM
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Well, we play them. I guess he is right, after all.
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