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Deep thought for today:
May 19, 2020, 11:59 AM
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If a tree falls on someone in the forest, and no one else is around to hear it, is the person still dead?
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Re: Deep thought for today:
May 19, 2020, 12:04 PM
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^^ Beat me to it. OP must cover ALL the possibilities. 
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Ha! I said Deep, nowhere did I say it must be rational.
May 19, 2020, 12:12 PM
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That's a horse with a different number of legs altogether.
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Re: Deep thought for today:
May 19, 2020, 12:56 PM
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what's the one about the tree falling in the forest and is the husband still wrong?can't remember how the entire joke goes.
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I think that's actually a line from a country music comedy
May 19, 2020, 1:09 PM
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song by Vince Gill. It is titled: "It's hard to kiss the lips at night, that chew your a-s-s out all day long."
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If a man's in the forest when a tree falls but there isn't
May 19, 2020, 2:58 PM
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a woman around...
... is he still wrong.
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All-TigerNet [10782]
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Re: If a man's in the forest when a tree falls but there isn't
May 19, 2020, 8:37 PM
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thanks!
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Yeah, but what I want to know is, why do they call ketchup
May 19, 2020, 1:04 PM
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ketchup?
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Re: Yeah, but what I want to know is, why do they call ketchup
May 19, 2020, 1:25 PM
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If I remember right, it is a French word meaning a meat/food sauce.
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Re: Yeah, but what I want to know is, why do they call ketchup
May 19, 2020, 1:29 PM
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thought it was about being behind,and then playing ketchup.
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It means that too. Especially when your friends have had
May 19, 2020, 1:32 PM
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four beers to your three. 
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True, but they'll hit the
May 19, 2020, 9:01 PM
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Head on the hour and you'll ketchup...then fall behind on the half hour when it's your turn! Darn broken seal!
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Re: Yeah, but what I want to know is, why do they call ketchup
May 19, 2020, 9:56 PM
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Don’t forget about the mayonnaise. Like when your in the woods with your buddy and a bunch of trees fall. And you say, mayonnaise a lot of fallen trees out here.
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