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Day 2 of u5c Joke of the Day...
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Day 2 of u5c Joke of the Day...


Nov 20, 2018, 9:37 AM

Q - Why do more people go to u5c than Clemson?
A - It's easier to spell.


Q - Why doesn't the u5c football team have ice on the sidelines during games?
A - The guy with the recipe graduated.


Q - What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Gamecock?
A - Six more weeks of bad football.

and finally...


Q - Why do u5c girls wear panties?
A - To keep their ankles warm.

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Nov 20, 2018, 9:38 AM

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented at U5C?

Anywhere else and they would have called it the teethbrush

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Nov 20, 2018, 9:55 AM

A Clemson grad was driving down the country backroads one day and found himself behind a pickup truck emblazoned with Gamecock stickers and with 4 Gamecock fans riding in the open bed of the truck, all wearing their garnet & black gear. While driving over a bridge that spanned a small river, the truck suddenly lost control and swerved to the side, breaking through the guardrail and plunging in to the water below. Being the good citizen he was, the Clemson grad stopped his car and dove in to the water to try to help bring the drowning Gamecocks to the surface (we all know chickens can't swim). He dove down, then came back up. Onlookers who had gathered on the shore anxiously asked him, "Are they ok? Where are they?!?"

Wading up the banks back to the shore, the Clemson grad just shrugged his shoulders, shook his head, and said, "They're still trying to get the tailgate open."

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Nov 20, 2018, 10:30 AM

3 Gamecock football players are riding in a crown victoria, whose driving?
A Richland county Deputy

what do you call a Gamecock football player on a new bicycle?
A Thief

What do you call a person walking between 2 Gamecock football players?
A Victim

4 most used words by a Gamecock football player?
Not Guilty your honor!

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Re: Day 2 of u5c Joke of the Day...


Nov 20, 2018, 11:12 AM

Wait till next year.

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What do you call a gamecock with a championship ring???


Nov 20, 2018, 11:28 AM

A thief.

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Re: Day 2 of u5c Joke of the Day...


Nov 20, 2018, 11:36 AM

Not a joke, but an old factoid.

Anytime a student transfers from Clemson to Carolina, they raise the IQ at both schools.

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