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YOUR BALANCE
Clemson only wins because...
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Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 4:01 PM

Ben Boulware rolls "dirty".
Clemson moves 1st down markers randomly to it's benefit.
Clemson plays QBs with torn ACLs knowing he's better anyway. Not cool.
Clemson Baptizes players on the practice field, clearly God is on the Tigers sideline.
Clemson can play in a hurricane without getting wet while opponents are soaked.
Dabo is liked by errbody's Momma AND stops to visit tailgating fans.
It's to loud on Frank Howard's Field.
Clemson can afford to give 110% effort. Everyone else is bound to only 100%
Football facilities are to good, how can GT compete?

Did I miss anything?

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How 'bout 'cause we score more points than the competition?***


Oct 11, 2016, 4:11 PM



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Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 4:11 PM

No , that's it. Good job ??????

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We picked our schedule to get 9 days to prep for UL.***


Oct 11, 2016, 4:12 PM



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There's something in these hills.


Re: We picked our schedule to get 9 days to prep for UL.***


Oct 11, 2016, 8:25 PM

And a week off before FSU, and we're apparently the only team that plays cupcakes. My head is still hurting from the stupid of that guy.

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The Oculus, 20-1 in 2 seasons thus far since


Oct 11, 2016, 4:12 PM

completion!!

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undefeated at home******


Oct 11, 2016, 4:17 PM



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Re: The Oculus, 20-1 in 2 seasons thus far since


Oct 11, 2016, 4:17 PM [ in reply to The Oculus, 20-1 in 2 seasons thus far since ]

The protection from the mountains to the north , and the sea to the south .
It almost makes no sense for the other teams to try .

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DB23


Re: The Oculus, 20-1 in 2 seasons thus far since


Oct 11, 2016, 10:21 PM

So. The oculus is the reason why quick slowed down and let that Edmonds guy tackle him. Silly me. I thought he just simply got beat by a better player.

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.... Sons and daughters of dear ole biscuit baking ma's!***


Oct 11, 2016, 4:20 PM



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Or.....


Oct 11, 2016, 4:24 PM

It could be because Clemson has better talent. On paper the game shouldn't have even been close.

Clemson is rolling in 4* and 5* talent the way that L'ville rolls in 2* and 3*'s.

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Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 4:24 PM

* they pay players to go there.
* they buy out refs
* their cheerleader coach isn't calling the plays
* their D Coordinator steals play calls

Did I cover the missing ones from FGF/UNC/Anonymous Coach?

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Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 4:26 PM

Oh, forgot another FGF one:

They play an ACC schedule that'd be equivalent to being 0-6 in the SEC.

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Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 4:25 PM

* Dab's a cheerleader
* Dabo runs down the hill first
* It's a racist institution
* Dabo plays a QBs with bad legs
* We're lucky
* We pay players
* Our recruiters tell recruits bad things about other teams
* We put the field in a valley and it's noisy for other teams
* We steal the opponent's signals

I'm sure there are many more.

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You forgot


Oct 11, 2016, 4:30 PM

'cause we cheat at recruiting

Opposing teams can't run down the hill

We only play one real game a year

Dabo fakes his faith thus he lies to momma's

We hold every opposing receiver, every play

We convince pro-caliber players to stay in school to their detriment

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Also, UNC onside kick clearly a blown call***


Oct 11, 2016, 4:50 PM



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That goes under "paying the refs"!*********


Oct 11, 2016, 8:53 PM



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yes orange can blind the other players and don't


Oct 11, 2016, 5:50 PM

forget the flashing lights in Death Valley

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We scheduled an FCS team!


Oct 11, 2016, 6:01 PM

Which is only ever done by Clemson and no other schools ever.

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We put our AD on the Playoff committee


Oct 11, 2016, 6:03 PM

this gives us an inside track to the playoff.

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Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 6:09 PM

Forgot the most important one; We Ain't USuCk!!

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English class?***


Oct 11, 2016, 8:36 PM



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Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 8:50 PM

...they hide in the ACC and aren't man enough to play the big boys in the SEC.

...the electromagnetic waves emanating from the Oculus disrupt the balance and equilibrium of opponents.

...they always schedule their non-rival SEC opponent for the first game so they won't be gelled and won't have had time to fully arrive at SEC speed.

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GO TIGERS


Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 9:45 PM

They pipe in noise to distract teams

They flash bright lights on the video screens and the lights are right in their QB's eyes.

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Re: Clemson only wins because...


Oct 11, 2016, 9:51 PM

We dip our dots?

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You missed an O :'(***


Oct 11, 2016, 10:21 PM



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