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Soccer is a lot like a Happy Meal...
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Soccer is a lot like a Happy Meal...


Jun 28, 2019, 4:00 PM

A bunch of kids like it, and many swear they always will, but by adulthood, only a few really do.




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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Does soccer come with a swell prize inside?***


Jun 28, 2019, 4:02 PM



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Please, tell me eggzachly how you make your prize


Jun 28, 2019, 4:04 PM

swell?

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Check your t-male***


Jun 28, 2019, 4:40 PM



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Re: Check your t-male***


Jun 28, 2019, 5:28 PM



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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


thinking i may start jacking..


Jun 29, 2019, 12:05 AM [ in reply to Does soccer come with a swell prize inside?*** ]

this thread

hi bob

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


I thought you were going to say "It used to get a lot of


Jun 28, 2019, 4:17 PM

hype but no one really promotes it anymore, even the owners". That, or the containers you get it in are mostly empty.

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Yeah well I didn’t even like soccer as a kid and I was ordering


Jun 28, 2019, 4:19 PM

quarter pounders by the time I was five.

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StanLee wants to know, is this reel?


Jun 28, 2019, 4:20 PM

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All children except one, grow up & we all know Peter...


Jun 28, 2019, 4:23 PM

is bob's happy thought.

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yeah


Jun 28, 2019, 4:37 PM

but where's the prize?

There's no prize.

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I remember my mom used to drop


Jun 28, 2019, 6:44 PM

me off at the McDonald's Playground every morning on her way to work, then pick me up later that evening. I spent many happy summers there.

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Re: I remeber my mom used to drop


Jun 28, 2019, 6:57 PM

That's nice, but do you remeber the time she dropped you on your heads?

Oh, and happy Friday evening.

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their excuse is that I fell over in my high chair once,


Jun 28, 2019, 8:05 PM

but I am beginning to subscribe more to your theory after reading these words.

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I worked at that McDonalds at the time...


Jun 28, 2019, 7:10 PM [ in reply to I remember my mom used to drop ]

and remember wondering who the loser was. lol.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Were you that nice older gentlemen


Jun 28, 2019, 8:07 PM

who gave me all of those strawberry milkshakes that tasted funny?

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Re: I remember my mom used to drop


Jun 28, 2019, 9:00 PM [ in reply to I remember my mom used to drop ]

why do I believe you,and how much was your food allowance?

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Re: Soccer is a lot like a Happy Meal...


Jun 28, 2019, 8:08 PM

I’all take the hamburger happy meal w/ extra fries and sweet tea..... Go Tigers!!!!!

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Like any sport, good soccer is good. The Tigers won two NCs


Jun 28, 2019, 8:30 PM

when I was at Clemson and the soccer games were great and got me interested. Enjoy the national teams and the "good" leagues in Europe.

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You've always seemed a good person, so I forgive you.***


Jun 29, 2019, 10:21 AM



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Re: Soccer is a lot like a Happy Meal...


Jun 28, 2019, 9:57 PM

A truly salient simile. Other similarities:
- Both can involve kicking something away from the possession of a child.
- Both can make your calves bigger.
- Both can be maximally appreciated from the driver’s seat of a car.
- Both are often experienced in raucous, occasionally violent surroundings.
- Both are more enjoyable with ketchup.
- Both are things that grown Southern men don’t really give a rip about.

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GO TIGERS


Re: Soccer is a lot like a Happy Meal...


Jun 28, 2019, 10:34 PM

Do you mean kinda' like rugby - the scrum is delicious?

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so, you’re saying soccer is delicious??


Jun 29, 2019, 12:01 AM

freakin great - now i’m hungry

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


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