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Another joy of living in Columbia:

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 2:42 AM
 

Last night, I was walking out of a bar (enjoying the 3 day weekend, thanks MLK) wearing my Clemson fleece and hear "Roll Tide!" I turned around to see this pimply faced soon to be dead MFer and ask him what he said.

"Roll Tide!" he repeated. "What a great game! Just came up a little short. The best game of the year. "

"Let me guess," I said. "Gamecock?"

He nodded.

"I disagree. I don't think it was the best game of the year. For my money, I'd have to say Carolina Citadel. Those guys sure showed a lot of heart in a game that came down to the last play."

He backed away then softly said, "That's the best response I've heard to that "

As I walked out of the bar I heard him shout, "F$&@ You! F#%^ You!" over and over.

What a great time to be in Columbia.


Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 2:47 AM
 

Great Story


Excellent response!!!


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 6:39 AM
 

Coots will be Coots.


Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 6:47 AM
 

I lived in Cola from 1993-2008 , and it was never enjoyable . Sure , my kids got to go to EdVenture and the Zoo occasionally , but everyone I dealt with was a Coot . That fact alone made me anxious to leave , which I eventually did .
The lowcountry spreads it's Coots out a lot more ...which let's you breath .

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Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 6:48 AM
 

*1998-2008

Tacked on 5 years by mistake . Sheesh ...the humanity !

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You're a better person than me..

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 6:49 AM
 

It was okay until the little punk cussed you. I do not like being cussed at and probably would have turned around and got in his face to provoke him to take a swing at me. Then it is full on at that point.


I learned a long time ago provocations in bars are never

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 8:17 AM
 

worth it. Even if you're right, you still come off looking like an asss.


Re: I learned a long time ago provocations in bars are never


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:10 PM
 

There are times when a man should and better stand his ground no matter what adjective another will use to describe your actions. I've always felt that when a another man disrespects another man in a manor meant to appear that they were challenging their man hood. It would be best if the disrespecting party knew who they were talking to, and be prepared for what ever actions they may endure. I guess character is some what a lot like Turf2 except I'm not going to provoke them with words. But they won't make the mistake of cursing at me again no time soon after. I can't do it, I can't let another man curse or talk to me as if I'm his child or B!tch, the talk is OVER, period!!! It gets my motor running just thinking about another man trying to handle me like that, yea right....

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In my younger days I may have gone back and gotten in his


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:18 PM
 

face. Now that I'm older, married and a father, it's just not worth it to me.


Re: I learned a long time ago provocations in bars are never


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:21 PM
 

Different age we live in today. Idiots can disrespect you and there's not much that can be done without it being considered assault. Plays a part in the lack of respect by the younger generation

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Ask him about both team's probability of playing Bama in

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 7:28 AM
 

the next postseason.

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Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 7:56 AM
 

Love that answer! Going to remember that one! :)


Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 8:21 AM
 

Man, you handled that Carobama loser! My compliments. However, here's a list of the realities of residing in "Cootaloosa"

1) That smell. The over powering stitch of doo-doo ice is as unmistakable as if you've ever driven through Georgetown SC and smelled the stitch of the paper mill.
2) the there's those stupid women's basketball worshippers. It's sad but when most of your other sports have gone "spur-up" I guess you grab on to what you've got...
3) Now, in the last month or so (as you pointed out) the ubiquitous "Role Tide" which since last week is slightly less used since Bama spanked "dat basketball ### " hahaha! Be careful whose coat tails you ride, they just might beat you!
4) Did I mention "That Smell?".......


Luckily I'm in Irmo. All of the above applies except for

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 8:24 AM
 

the smell.

Drive into Columbia from W Cola on 378 and it really hits you.



Re: Luckily I'm in Irmo. All of the above applies except for


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 8:47 AM
 

Look, it's the Carobama Alumni Center!! Lol! The chicken slaughter house, now that's appropriate. Good one Robert!


Re: Luckily I'm in Irmo. All of the above applies except for


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:28 PM
 

Chicken killing on Sunset Blv!!!:)

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Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 9:09 AM
 

I just politely ask what championship in football they have won lately. I then reply the Tigers have twenty to one in ACC championships alone and the final comment goes like this. It must be nice knowing the Gamecocks have lost to Clemson more than any other team we have ever played and to think you having a losing record in Columbia despite playing every game there for over fifty years!

That stops them cold!

Go Tigers!


Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:16 PM
 

Best yet for the coots, Carobama in Cootaloosa!!!

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Luckily for that coot I wasn't with you. I'm a

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 8:30 AM
 

yellow belt in karate.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


With your yellow belt and a sturdy door handle he'd have


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 8:31 AM
 

gotten quite the show.


Re: With your yellow belt and a sturdy door handle he'd have

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 9:49 AM
 

Francis Marion prefers to suspend himself off the bowflex, if you catch my drift.

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 10:06 AM
 



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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 10:18 AM
 





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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 10:22 AM
 



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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 10:24 AM
 

you left out good looking

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Re: Luckily for that coot I wasn't with you. I'm a


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:27 PM
 

LMAO, I have plenty of beerjoint/yard training in Redneck A$S kicking;)

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Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 8:36 AM
 

MOST of the coots I know are relatives - hey, blood is thicker than stupidity - but funny almost NONE of them are talking football. Just mainly wimmen's bball.

And after their loss to bama plus our wins over Louisville, Dook and Miami, they don't want to talk mens bball, either. (I have begun starting any conversation with "can we get a bball rematch?..." which may have something to do with the latter...)

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Leave Cootlumbia FAST! coming from a Newberrian....

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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 9:20 AM
 

That sheethole was never, ever, even an option.
(The last visit being an exception!!!)

3 was the charm, and the last win was magical.....as the tiger rag airhorn played and the chickens flew the coop so fast after the game! LMMFAO!!! ??


Re: Leave Cootlumbia FAST! coming from a Newberrian....


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 9:21 AM
 

That chicken stench....STANKETH!!!!


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Posted: Jan 18, 2016 9:26 AM
 



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Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 18, 2016 9:45 AM
 

Just give em a quarter and tell em to call you when they get to a National Championship game...it will take them a while trying to put the quarter in their Obama phone.


Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:12 PM
 

this had the potential of being a BuzzPaw story.

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Plenty of rivers in Columbia. Heavy rocks and a good rope

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Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:14 PM
 

problem solved


Was the Bammer fan upset


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:19 PM
 

that the coot took the bammer hog out of his mouth to talk to you?

Asking for a friend.


Is this the log you are referring to?


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:23 PM
 



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That's about the right size


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 3:19 PM
 

hth


Re: Another joy of living in Columbia:


Posted: Jan 19, 2016 1:29 PM
 

They're like children really. The nasty little booger eating kind that stink of burnt hair and $hitty pants. But children.
GO TIGERS!!!!

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