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GITT, SillyTiger: Get to know your Joungers!
Oct 6, 2017, 6:11 AM
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SillyTiger, tell us a little about yourself:
1. Do you believe in ghosts?
2. What was your first car?
3. Tell us what you're really passionate about?
4. Would you rather ##### a armless, legless Kate Upton or a regular Whoopie Goldberg?
5. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
6. If we were to ask your friends to tell a funny story about you, what would it be?
7. Do you play the lottery?
8. Favorite Clemson athlete of all time?
9. Ever met a celebrity before? If so, elaborate.
10. List your three favorite joungers:
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Re: GITT, SillyTiger: Get to know your Joungers!
Oct 6, 2017, 8:50 AM
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1. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. I believe in the Holy Ghost and Jesus Christ my lord. Also, regular ghosts who scare you.
2. What was your first car?
A 1986 Toyota Pickup. Pearl White with 32" Micky Thompsons and rollbars. Rumor has it, that car is still on the road somewhere.
3. Tell us what you're really passionate about?
New England-style IPAs, bacon and raw-dogging whatever will let me put it in. Lately, that's been a schoolteacher.
4. Would you rather ##### a armless, legless Kate Upton or a regular Whoopie Goldberg?
An armless, legless Whoopie Goldburg should be an option here. I don't make ##### on blonde girls.
5. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
Being able to make the ladies swoon anytime I walk into a room. Or being able to squat 600 pounds. But I already can do both of those so not sure.
6. If we were to ask your friends to tell a funny story about you, what would it be?
Too many. Probably one of the many times I've pissed on their furniture, tried to fight bartenders and bouncers, wrecked a vehicle or quit a job going out in a blaze of glory (I don't put references on my resume -- it's never hurt me)
7. Do you play the lottery?
No, because I'm not black. JK, I'll throw a 10-spot down on a scratchoff about 3 times a day. Cash money
8. Favorite Clemson athlete of all time?
Good question. I would say Grady Jarrett, because he set the tone for the toughness in this program we see today. Before he got here, we were pretty #### soft on both sides of the ball even in our successful seasons.
9. Ever met a celebrity before? If so, elaborate.
I met the guy who plays Kirk on Gilmore Girls (Sean Gunn) in Atlanta. I only knew this because my GF made me watch Gilmore Girls one time in exchange for her having to watch Shameless with me. I'm related to Johnny Cash, but never met him. I met Lee Brice too.
10. List your three favorite joungers:
This is a tough one. I'd have to say Lakebum, because our general temperaments and outlooks on life are the same, although our lifestyles and politics might not be. Hotsawce, Greenr, RH Tig, celtic, cmfree and many others in here are awesome, though. I would put MauldinT in here but he has no dickheat whatsoever.
I'll then say SwimminTiger because he's just cute AF with his TUs and whatnot.
And of course, Ryanadidas before he deaded was one of my faves. He just...you know...cares about me and my story. He's a tender lover.
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No mention of Sharty in there I see
Oct 6, 2017, 8:55 AM
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Sorry, I overlooked you, McLovin and TOTE1
Oct 6, 2017, 8:56 AM
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I actually would probably make ##### on any of yall truth be told. But I can't list every special snowflake
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And robertn and Obed and 19B are cool as well
Oct 6, 2017, 8:58 AM
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I would make ##### with them too
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And I can't forget about 7spots and tigermaniac***
Oct 6, 2017, 9:00 AM
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Re: And I can't forget about 7spots and tigermaniac***
Oct 6, 2017, 9:02 AM
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what about Chesty and T-balm?
also, you forgot bmeist and krump!
Come on man, don't leave anybody out!!
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GMHWYW
Oct 6, 2017, 9:07 AM
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that's rich coming from the father of all point hoars... GMHWYW
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I called him a manwhoar not a pointwhoar!
Oct 6, 2017, 9:11 AM
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Listen my shoeless friend, I just kept that tradition alive when aerozeptallica® had to give it up. He was the originator of the GMHWEW poasts and I'll never forget him for it! RIP even though he ain't deaded.
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Re: I called him a manwhoar not a pointwhoar!
Oct 6, 2017, 9:21 AM
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I hear you bro, I'm just jealous, TBH.
It took me a minute on the shoeless comment... I get what you're referencing, but I used to be called "Shoeless" around Lexington as well.
My parents dropped me off to school in fourth grade one day. When I got out of the car, I realized that I had left my shoes at home. My parents said, "oh well" and drove off. I had to go an entire day of elementary school barefooted. I got ragged on about that for years and years. I actually introduced myself to someone at Clemson my freshman year and they said, "oh, you're the guy who went to school without his shoes, right?"
For a second, I was thinking, "how TF does shorty know this story???"
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I know a lot of stories because I keep* my ears to the
Oct 6, 2017, 9:26 AM
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ground.
*By keep I mean that's how I'm built
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Listen here, Slick.
Oct 6, 2017, 9:53 AM
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That was not point hoaring, that was me carrying on about whatever debauchery I got into that weekend. I remembered to do it enough times in a row that it became a tradition, just like putting milk in the freezer.
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Re: I'm picturing a shiitier version of this, with more stickers
Oct 6, 2017, 9:17 AM
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Close, but with these wheels:
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And only one confederate flag sticker on the tailgate
Oct 6, 2017, 9:18 AM
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I am a reformed Dixie Outfitters advocate.
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Re: And only one confederate flag sticker on the tailgate
Oct 6, 2017, 9:29 AM
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How do you feel about our fallen brother DixieVindicator
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Re: And only one confederate flag sticker on the tailgate
Oct 6, 2017, 9:31 AM
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have you ever touched his ######?
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jezus, I can't say p3cker on here???***
Oct 6, 2017, 9:31 AM
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Re: jezus, I can't say p3cker on here???***
Oct 6, 2017, 9:39 AM
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gotta say pekker
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