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Rock Defender [53]
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A fat woman just served me at McDonald's
Jun 23, 2014, 11:53 AM
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... and said "Sorry about the wait".
I replied and said "Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually".
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All-In [26322]
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2012, you got competition.....***
Jun 23, 2014, 11:56 AM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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He's already been marked for a$$-
Jun 23, 2014, 11:58 AM
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assination, don't worry
Message was edited by: CUtiger2012®
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Was it CC?
Jun 23, 2014, 11:57 AM
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Just curious
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Was it CC?
Jun 23, 2014, 11:58 AM
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*Mom joke*
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Re: Was it CC?
Jun 23, 2014, 11:59 AM
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Something something stop being lazy and think of a joke to say
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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What's green, and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
Jun 23, 2014, 12:01 PM
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a four door pickle. lol.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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I really really wanna post the link for the
Jun 23, 2014, 12:07 PM
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shrek is love video, but I don't wanna get banded
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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Please post that video.
Jun 23, 2014, 12:09 PM
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signed,
lbu
Because I think he wants you to get banned.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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That woman wants a lot of things that I don't let her have
Jun 23, 2014, 12:11 PM
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plus anticipation really wets the appetite...what were we talking about again?
Besides Clemson University Tiger football of course
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Re: What's green, and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
Jun 23, 2014, 12:07 PM
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The Incredible Hulk?
AmIRight? What do I win?
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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You have a choice between the promise of eventual steak
Jun 23, 2014, 12:10 PM
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knives or a firm handshake accompanied with another firm sports butt slap
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All-In [36450]
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I already have 2 sets of Tigernet steak knives on way...
Jun 23, 2014, 12:13 PM
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They should be here any day now. Taking forever!
Who does the butt grabbing? It's important. Waiting...
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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I porpoisely left that vague...on porpoise.
Jun 23, 2014, 12:14 PM
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It's kind of like a gauntlet thing cause we had so many volunteers
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Re: I porpoisely left that vague...on porpoise.
Jun 23, 2014, 12:16 PM
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So I take it Bob and Francis are at the front of the line?
I guess I'll just have the steak knives, will make great Xmas gifts.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Well obviously so, otherwise bob wouldn't be able to see
Jun 23, 2014, 12:17 PM
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and francis has some weird puppet/ventriliquist fetish thing going on with bob that we don't really talk about and try to ignore...
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Heisman Winner [133774]
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ouch!!!!
Jun 23, 2014, 12:26 PM
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+1
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Legend [18566]
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Don't worry. The phlegm in your Big Mac is probably harmless.***
Jun 23, 2014, 1:10 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Don't worry. The phlegm in your Big Mac is probably harmless.***
Jun 23, 2014, 1:18 PM
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I told her this after she handed it to me, so joke would be on her for spitting in someon else's burger.
FWIW, I don't talk to people this way in real life - just a joke I found on the interwebz
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Re: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's
Jun 23, 2014, 1:24 PM
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But only if she does push-aways (from the food) and push-ups.
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Heisman Winner [133774]
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Tell her you had a weight problem too.....you can't wait to
Jun 23, 2014, 3:05 PM
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eat.
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