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Feb 4, 2016, 11:37 AM

The Highly Anticipated, Painfully Awaited, and Always Totally Accurate RH Tig 2016 Recruiting Wrap Up

There is exciting news on the recruiting front this year…RH Tig’s recruiting wrap up takes a huge step forward by employing a more modern and technology-driven rating scale. Instead of the old ‘star’ system, the 2016 Clemson recruiting wrap-up report will move to a new system using ‘PAWS’. The PAW system is far more accurate than the antiquated star system used by the lesser recruiting outlets, as those of you that understand higher level mathematics, advanced physics, and progressive, state-of-the-art calculations based on pure science will certainly agree. We look forward to presenting you a more accurate accounting of the new student-athletes that Clemson will bring to campus this year using this cutting-edge improvement!

The general overview for the 2016 class is that once again, Coach Dabo Swinney has virtually throat punched the coaching staffs of Clemson’s opponents by cherry-picking of the high school recruits with the greatest physical talents, the most prodigious mental acumen, and the most tremendous character. This class averaged an incredible FIVE PAWS, making it the number one ranked class in the nation on the RH Tig PAW system. Let’s take a closer look at each one of Clemson University’s future superstar All-Americans!

Nolan Turner - Probably the most highly anticipated recruit of the 2016 cycle and a definitive fan favorite that lit up the message board chatter for weeks, Turner is an RH Tig FIVE PAW prospect at the safety position, and a huge victory for Clemson in the recruiting wars. Clemson fans literally begged the Clemson coaching staff to find a way to get this kid on campus any way possible, and Coach Swinney has once again answered the bell by securing Turner’s commitment, and pacifying the anxious Tiger fan base. It was also a really just a lucky break that Coach Swinney was a former teammate of Turner’s father in college, and was able to steal him away from what was sure to be a huge victory for the Alabama Crimson Tide in recruiting the legacy Turner to Tuscaloosa. Most of the national recruiting pundits agree that Turner is the surfactant that makes Clemson’s 2016 class lather.

Brian Dawkins, Jr. - Dawkins is a legacy, the son of former Clemson great Brain Dawkins, Sr. As those old enough to remember will certainly know, the only reason the elder Dawkins is not serving life in a maximum security prison is the fact that any murder committed on the gridiron during the course of a sanctioned game provides immunity from the heinous crimes he routinely committed against opposing running backs and receivers. Dawkins Jr. spent a year at Fork Union Military Academy honing his own killing skills, and coupled with his genetic propensity for murderous mayhem, I fully expect the second coming of Dawkins Sr. While there is quite a bit of controversy over Dawkins Jr’s height (and thus his effectiveness as a cornerback), I have been assured by my well-placed source among the Clemson sideline officials crew that said legendary Clemson ball boy Short Lightning had to look upwards to see eye-to-eye with him, which tells me that he is taller than many of the pundits are actually giving him credit for. Also, the fact that Dawkins hails from Colorado helps, as things always seem to be a little higher there. Dynamite often comes in small packages, and that is why Dawkins will arrive on campus with a vaunted FIVE PAW designation from the RH Tig Recruiting Service.

Austin Jackson - Jackson, from Cary, NC, is actually a transfer to Clemson, coming from the potent East Tennessee State University Buccaneers program that managed to win multiple games last year (two is multiple, right?). A very speedy safety prospect, Jackson should be available to play immediately since he is transferring from an FCS school, thus providing needed depth to the defensive backfield. Grossly underrated as a high school prospect by the subjacent recruiting services, Jackson was an under the radar FIVE PAW prospect on the ridiculously accurate RH Tig scale. Unfortunately, Jackson’s parents misread the GPS on his recruiting trip to Clemson last year and he ended up at ETSU. Rather than go to all the trouble of loading the U-Haul back up, he decided to stay for a semester and see how things panned out, but his desire to get a meaningful degree and play football in the post-season finally won out. Jackson is a pre-med major, which makes him a further asset in assisting and advising the Clemson training staff, and knowing exactly how to inflict tremendous pain on opposing ball-carriers through his complete understanding of human physiology. Jackson will be listed as a walk-on, but since he was a starter for ETSU, he should have no problem earning a full ride with the Tigers.

Demetrius Anthony - Another transfer from ETSU along with safety Austin Jackson, Anthony is an exceptional athlete from Fountain Inn, SC that led Christ Church to the 2013 state title as quarterback. Anthony moved to receiver at ETSU, earned a starting position, and tutored under ETSU offensive coordinator Mike O’Cain, who is a former Clemson quarterback and offensive coordinator, although not both at the same time. Anthony’s ability to run and catch things, both at the same time make him a perfect fit for the Clemson offense, which is predicated on receivers being able to run and catch things both at the same time. Anthony is also listed as a walk-on for the spring, but should be able to vie for a scholarship once his ability to run and catch things are put on full display. Coming out of high school, Anthony earned a FIVE PAW designation on the RH Tig recruiting scale, but eschewed offers from the bigger schools in order to enjoy the fast-paced lifestyle of Johnson City, Tennessee, the Kiplinger Report’s 5th ranked city in "The 10 Least-Expensive Cities for Living in the U.S.A” report.

Will Spiers - Spiers is the son of former Clemson multi-sport legend and Major League baseball player Bill Spiers, and comes to Clemson as preferred walk-on punter. Not only a legacy player, Spiers is an RH Tig FIVE PAW signee that loved Clemson so much, he refused to be ranked by other recruiting services and refused all offers from other programs before he ever even got any. Also playing quarterback for the SCISA Class AA state champion Calhoun Academy, Spiers brings the necessary tools to pull off Coach Dabo Swinney’s favorite long-con trick play, the old ‘Get yelled at for calling a 4th down run play without the coach’s consent and then completing a long pass for a first down from punt formation the very next game because they aren’t expecting it’. Spiers may also play baseball for the Tigers, but the word around Jervey is that the strategy of punting baseballs employed by Jack Leggett during the last few years of his tenure will not be a part of new head baseball coach Monte Lee’s strategy going forward.

Matt Ryan - Ryan is the son of Buffalo Bills' defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, nephew of Bills' head coach Rex Ryan, the cousin of Clemson holder Seth Ryan, and a faithful viewer of beloved American soap opera Ryan’s Hope. Ryan is an RH Tig FIVE PAW offensive line prospect, as well as a huge fan of movie actress Meg Ryan, whom he is not related to in any way. Nor is he related to former major league Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan, but reports are that he does enjoy watching baseball. Ryan was thrilled when he got the offer from Coach Dabo Swinney to join the Tigers as a preferred walk-on, but even more thrilled when he found out that his father was taking the family out to celebrate at Ryan’s, which is widely considered as America’s best buffet.

Jayson Hopper - With the prospect that the Clemson receiving corps could soon be devastated by the inevitable loss of their only Hopper to the NFL next year, the coaching staff knew they had to find a suitable replacement for him, and they nabbed their guy in J-Hop. Impressive with his route running and great hands at the Shrine Bowl, the Clemson coaches knew they had a great chance to sway the Lexington High School product their way, given the fact that nearly everyone wants to get as far away from the Columbia area as humanly possible. With his incredible physical tools, J-Hop should be a more than suitable replacement for G-Hop. After a tough recruiting battle with App State, Gardner Webb , and Presbyterian, Coach Swinney came away with one of his primary recruiting objectives for 2016 in not leaving the Tiger offense Hopperless. J-Hop comes to the Tigers as a preferred walk-on, which means that they did not have to bake a jersey-shaped cake in order to gain his services, even though he comes to Clemson with the hallowed pedigree of an RH Tig FIVE PAW ranking.

Cade Stewart - In spite of the fact that all of the scholarships for this cycle were spoken for, Coach Swinney still managed to get Stewart, an RH Tig FIVE PAW offensive line recruit, to flip from the powerhouse Georgia Southern program to accepting a grayshirt offer from the Tigers. This was a huge recruiting victory for the Clemson coaching staff, because it looked like they were going to get shut out in 2016 from collecting a player with a NASCAR-sounding name. Most national analysts will agree that elite college football programs usually have at least one player in every cycle whose name sounds stereotypically like that of a NASCAR driver. Impressing the coaches with his performance at the Greenville Pickens Speedway All Star Game, the Clemson staff knew they had found their guy. Another plus with Stewart is the fact that he comes out of the Daniel High School pipeline, meaning he already knows his way around Clemson’s numerous Chick-Fil-A locations, which has proven to be problematic for the Clemson staff in recruiting over the years.

LaSamuel Davis - Davis did not qualify last year, and after a semester in prep school, he is still not the twin brother of J.D. or Judah Davis, and still not the son of former Clemson legendary linebacker Jeff Davis, just like last year. However, he is a Davis that is on campus this semester and will compete in spring drills. Davis was a FIVE PAW signee in the 2015 cycle, as well as a first team member of the RH Tig National All-Davis Team, and is now ready to make his mark on the field as a weak side defensive end. Davis needs to add some bulk and put in some work on his technique, but his speed and wingspan are unquestionable assets. While speed is something that coaching can help improve, wingspan is something that just can’t be coached. While Coach Venables has yet to get one of his defensive players to actually take flight, having kids with exceptional wingspan can only help in that effort. Davis says that his commitment to the Tigers never wavered, given the quality of the jersey-shaped desserts that he knew awaited him on the campus of Clemson University.

Dexter Lawrence - Lawrence is an RH Tig FIVE PAW defensive tackle recruit from Wake Forest, NC that already understands big-time college football, having grown up in the shadow of a major football powerhouse. Most importantly, the 6’5” 340 pound freakishly athletic Lawrence is already a full-grown MAN. To make supper, he goes behind his house to run down and tackle a buffalo, strangles it with his bare hands, and then cooks it on a sharpened stick over an open flame. The United States government requires him to file TWO tax returns. People drop their children off to him to raise. Full. Grown. Man. The real mystery here is that, unlike the RH Tig Recruiting Service, the subordinate recruiting services like Rivals, Scout, and ESPN totally botched Lawrence’s rating as the number one player overall, agreeing instead to name some fat kid that loves cake as the number one player. I think we’ll see in 4 years that RH Tig’s more knowledgeable insight will win out.

John Simpson - Simpson is an RH Tig FIVE PAW offensive line prospect, and the highest rated lineman in the state of South Carolina. For those sweating out the John Simpson commitment, it was a tough recruiting cycle, as Simpson played this as close to the vest as any player we’ve watched over the years. Few were able to get a solid read on just where he would land, but as usual, the RH Tig Recruiting Service knew days before anyone that Simpson would be a Tiger. Reaching out to people in his hometown like next door neighbor Ned Flanders, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon that owns the Kwik-E-Mart where Simpson usually buys his candy and sodas, we were able to piece together the context clues that Simpson would announce for the Tigers. A source inside the athletic department told me that even the coaching staff was scared that Simpson would commit to Florida on signing day, given the fact that they had failed to bake a jersey-shaped cake for him on his official visit. In the end, it turns out that Simpson was more of a pie lover anyway, and thus the Tigers’ recruit to lose.

Tavien Feaster - Feaster famine? Clemson’s offense will feast on positive offensive yards while opposing defenses will experience a famine in trying to stop this unstoppable RH Tig FIVE PAW running back recruit. Feaster has all of the intangibles…speed, vision, power, and a short drive from Spartanburg to get to campus. Clemson fans can thank Coach Steve Spurrier for ultimately driving Feaster into the Tigers’ camp when he insulted Feaster’s mother while she was working as a server at the Shrine Bowl banquet many years ago by asking her for a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, and telling her to make it fast because he was in a got-danged hurry.

Tre Lamar - Lamar is an RH Tig FIVE PAW linebacker recruit, and widely considered to be an early enrollee by many of the nation’s recruiting experts. In spite of enrolling early, Lamar will not be eligible to play in any games during the 2015 season. The Roswell, Georgia product could very well be one of the most college ready linebackers in the 2016 cycle, and played in the Under Armour All-America game alongside Rahshaun Smith, another Clemson early enrollee. Lamar hopes to major in civil engineering in the classroom, and will definitely major in general uncivility on the football field. Lamar citied the opportunity for early playing time at the linebacker position, and colorful desserts in the shape of his jersey as reasons for choosing the Tigers over Alabama and Auburn. Lamar was also honored as the recipient of the 2016 RH Tig Most Likely To Kill A Man Award.

J.C. Chalk - One of the things that the Clemson coaching staff decided to address with the 2016 recruiting class was fashion. Swinney and his staff searched the contiguous United States (let’s be fair here …Hawaiians are under-dressed and Alaskans are overdressed) for a player they thought could bring that additional element of fashion to the program, and found their man in the form of 6’4” 240 pound tight end JC Chalk from Argyle, Texas. As anyone that truly follows fashion understands, argyle is one of the more popular patterns among the country club set at golf courses around the country. Socks, pants, sweaters, sweater vests…the pattern’s utility is virtually universal! Along with being a fashion-forward recruit, Chalk comes in as a highly regarded RH Tig FIVE PAW recruit, and was one of the shining stars at the 2015 TJ Maxx combine displaying an incredible combination of speed, power, and a dashing swank.

Jamie Skalski - A 6’1” 240 pound linebacker prospect, Skalski comes to the Tigers as both an RH Tig FIVE PAW recruit, and a first team Chic Haircut All American. In Skalski, the Tigers are not only getting linebacker depth, but a kid that looks as good with his helmet off as he does with it on. Impressed with the variety of hair stylists readily available in the Clemson metropolitan area during his recruiting visit, Skalski knew that both early playing time and easy to get hair appointments made Clemson the easy choice. An early lean to South Carolina, Skalski was a little disappointed with Columbia being more of a traditional barber shop type city. A lot of Tiger fans don’t know that Skalski was also a very good soccer player, but of course, the game being so easy to play did not present as much of challenge to him as football, which is imminently more difficult to play in the US.

Chandler Reeves - In lieu of the news that 2016 would bring a highly anticipated upcoming Friends TV show reunion, the Clemson staff realized they needed to capitalize on this as quickly as possible and scoured the entire country for the best players with the names of Friends characters. It’s obvious from reading the internet chat that the Clemson fanbase was a little disappointed that Coach Swinney was unable to land a Monica this year, but he was able to secure the services of a Chandler in the form of RH Tig FIVE PAW offensive tackle prospect Chandler Reeves. Reeves has all the intangibles…size, strength, smarts, field vision, and a love for hanging around with his pals at local coffee shops making sarcastically snarky comments on everything.

Xavier Kelly - Kelly is the consensus number one ranked player in the state of Kansas, and a huge pickup for the Tigers as his commitment now opens the door to a previously untapped hotbed of recruiting by the Tigers. An RH Tig FIVE PAW prospect, Kelly is from Wichita, and he’s a lineman. Which is exactly why he was the winner of the 2015 Glen Campbell Award as the nation’s best lineman from Wichita, Kansas. From the film I’ve watched, Kelly looks like he’s ready to contribute early, and the Tigers are in need of some depth at the defensive end position. There was some talk of moving Kelly to linebacker, but my sources inside the Clemson athletic department have assured me that the Wichita lineman still on the line.

Diondre Overton - There are receivers, and then again there are RECEIVERS. And you know when RH Tig uses capital letters to spell out the word receiver that this kid is indeed a RECEIVER, and attention must be paid to the fact that he does, in fact, receive balls that are passed to him, and in fine fashion, I might add. As a matter of fact, Overton, an RH Tig FIVE PAW prospect, might very well be the catchiest pass catcher that ever caught passes in the history of pass catching. Of course, that kind of pressure can be hard on a young prospect, so we will go ahead and stick with ‘might very well be’ instead of ‘absolutely without any question is’, but I think you all get the point here in that Overton is a RECEIVER, that catches passes, and should continue to do so when he gets on campus.

Tremayne ‘Weatherman’ Anchrum - It looks as if a large storm surge is blowing into Clemson in the form of Tremayne Anchrum. An athletic offensive lineman from McEachern, Georgia that was on Clemson’s radar early on, Anchrum mows down defenders like a tornado in a trailer park, and he comes to Clemson as a FIVE PAW recruit on the RH TIG barometer. The prevailing winds were blowing towards a couple of high profile programs like Georgia and Nebraska for his services early on, but Anchrum stayed the course with his commitment to Clemson and presented a cold front when coaches came calling trying to flip him. Not only a stud on the football field, Anchrum is a good student who finds science to be a breeze, and hopes to be a meteorologist someday.

Rahshaun Smith - One of the nation’s top high school linebackers, and an RH Tig TEN PAW recruit, Smith is a Baltimore native that comes to Clemson from the prestigious IMG Academy in Bradenton, Florida. Smith is the only player in history to earn the TEN PAW designation…five for his initial commitment, and an additional five for his re-commitment. I’ve talked to a number of local youth football coaches and message board amateur recruiting insiders this week that all agree that Clemson signed the only Rahshan that truly matters this year. The Tigers coaching staff had to hit this one out of the park, knowing they were only going to get one more season out of their current prefix+Shaun. Certainly there could be some Lashauns, or Treshauns, or even some Moshauns out there in the future, but Rahshaun is the present. And RH Tig LOVES getting presents.

Cornell Powell - Due to the fact that Clemson University prides itself on football players that are as much students as they are athletes, the coaching staff knew they needed a player with an Ivy League name to drive that point home. As there were no Harvards, Yales, or Princetons available in the 2016 cycle, Cornell was the obvious choice, as he comes in as an RH Tig FIVE PAW recruit as a wide receiver. Further, Cornell University goes by the moniker of Big Red, and by all reports, this is also Powell’s favorite chewing gum. So, it’s almost as if it was karma that he would end up at Clemson, and karma just cannot be explained. I’m hearing that Powell was the recipient of a chewing gum flavored cake on his official visit, but I’m still trying to verify this as of press time.

Zerrick Cooper - With unbelievable touch on his passes, a stunning knack for mobility, inconceivable speed and shiftiness in the backfield, implausible field vision, and an arm as lively as that of the legendary 19B, Cooper comes to Clemson as an RH Tig FIVE PAW quarterback recruit and should fit the precedent set by the Tiger offense for producing outstanding dual-threat signal callers. With a first name befitting of the main character from a science fiction story, Cooper plays the quarterback position in otherworldly fashion, something Clemson fans have become accustomed to seeing behind center in the Dabo Swinney era with the likes of Tahj Boyd, Deshaun Watson, Cole Stout, and Kyle Parker. With a plethora of weapons to choose from in this recruiting class, opposing defenses will find it very tough to hang with Mr. Cooper.

Tavares Chase - Chase is a highly sought after RH Tig FIVE PAW wide receiver prospect from Plant City, Florida. If you’ve ever been to Plant City, one of the first things you’ll notice is the fact that there aren’t as many plants there as you think there would be in a place called Plant City, when in fact the name comes from railroad magnate Henry B. Plant, which in the grand scheme of things, has little bearing on the freakish athletic ability which Chase possesses. Of course, it will be opposing defensive backs that will be chasing Chase, but his blazing speed will leave them looking like they’re standing still. Like plants. Because plants don’t move.

Isaiah Simmons – Simmons is another product to make the pilgrimage out of the fertile Kansas pipeline, and comes to Clemson ranked as one of the 2 top players in the state by the always precise RH Tig Kansas Recruiting Report. Listed as FIVE PAW prospect, this wayward son will carry on his career for the Tiger secondary, most likely at the cornerback position. Considered a Nebraska lean early on, and weathering a late push from Michigan, Simmons passed the point of no return when he made his announcement to commit to Clemson via Twitter the night before National Signing Day. With his LOI now faxed in, Simmons is now just dust in the wind for the Huskers and the Wolverines. A hard hitter with great speed, I do not see Simmons ever hitting the wall during his college career, and he should continue to rise like Icarus born on wings of steel.

Trayvon Mullen - In one of the biggest signing day surprises for 2016, Mullen donned the Tiger Paw cap at a signing ceremony at his high school, and shocked the national media with his commitment to Clemson. A first team Kid ‘N Play Haircut All American, Mullen is a big athletic cornerback that completely fits Brent Venables’ defensive scheme. More importantly, he is an RH Tig FIVE PAW prospect and, he looks great in a hoodie. Mullen chose the Tigers over LSU and Louisville, both destinations known for their fresh seafood, but Clemson was able to reel Mullen in, thanks in part to the fact that there are numerous Red Lobster restaurants within reasonable driving distance. Fresh, delicious seafood coupled with the fact that Clemson is a virtual lock to play for the national championship next year was just too much for Mullen to pass up.

K’von Wallace - In years past, the trend for elite programs was to load up on prospects with hyphenated names, but Dabo Swinney has never been a follower, but instead, a trendsetter. To buck the trend in grand fashion, Swinney collected the highest rated player with an apostrophized name available in the 2016 cycle, defensive back K’von Wallace. Wallace spurned offers from Pitt, Michigan State, and Ohio State, and flipped on a commitment to Cincinnati, citing Clemson’s vastly superior sledding opportunities available during snow days. Excelling in both football and track, the RH Tig FIVE PAW prospect sometimes ran quarterback out of the wildcat formation for his high school team in Highland Springs, helping them finish 14-1 on the season, and being 14-1 was a big reason that he felt right at home in Clemson. Even more impressive, Wallace signed without the benefit os receiving a jersey-shaped cake during his official visit, which is in and of itself a credit to the University and the football program being able to stand alone as selling points.

Sean Pollard - To the great relief of most Tiger fans, Pollard is an RH Tig FIVE PAW offensive line recruit from Southern Pines, North Carolina, and not Sean Pollard the Australian surfer that had his left arm and right hand bitten off in a Great White shark attack. Those that follow football closely will know that an offensive lineman without a left arm and a right hand would find it hard to compete in a power five conference week in and week out. One thing Clemson coaches love about Pollard is his mean streak, and offensive line coach Robbie Caldwell even brought some small animals for Pollard to torture on his official visit. The coaching staff knew they had zeroed in on their top line target when Pollard tripped a nerdy kid with a full tray of food while going through the line at Harcombe during his official visit. Pollard may not be ready to contribute on day one, but the coaching staff feels like he should be ready to bite off someone’s hand or arm after a good year in the strength program.

Nyles Pinckney - Another early enrollee for the Tigers this year, Pinckney comes to the program from Whale Branch High School with the inviolable pedigree of being an RH Tig FIVE PAW recruit. One of the best high school defensive tackles in the nation, he adds to an already stellar incoming defensive line group corralled this year by the Clemson staff. Probably no relation to American statesman Charles Cotesworth Pinckney, it’s still a credit to the Clemson coaching staff’s ability to pull in prospects that have names of significant historical value, even if they aren’t related to the said aforementioned historical figure in question in any way whatsoever. And, as we all know, those who do not learn their history are doomed to repeat it. Pinckney also had offers from Georgia and Georgia Tech, but neither of their jersey-shaped dessert offerings rose to the level of elite dessert status, making him a Tiger when all was said and done.

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As a freshman, I made an appointment with Bobby Robinson to inquire about walking on to the Clemson Golf Team. I lived on F-3 Annex with the golf team and a few of them had convinced me to go talk to Bobby. We discussed my golf game, handicap, past tournaments, etc. At the time, I was a 6-7 handicap, which I felt was good enough to get me a spot on the team.

Then, he asked the Question of Death. "Son, what's your major?"

I replied "Civil Engineering".

His head dropped towards his desktop and he lifted it back up with this strange look on his face and said, "Son, first off, you are going to need to decide right now whether you want to be an engineer or a collegiate golfer, because you can't do both. We are on the road two months of every school year. I've seen guys try both, and it's never worked."

After quickly accessing my future earnings potential, I responded, "Coach, I guess I'll stick with Civil Engineering, because I'll never make the PGA."

Bobby responded, "I'd like to have you on the team, son, but good decision."

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