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Put yer FBC platform improvement suggestions IIT
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Put yer FBC platform improvement suggestions IIT


May 4, 2020, 2:47 PM

I think I would immediately replace the furniture with those old aluminum lounge chairs. You know, the ones with woven nylon?

That and an A/C window unit would really spice the place up. Face that puppy outward and enjoy the cool breeze.

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Decorative pillars made out of used ATV tires would add a


May 4, 2020, 2:49 PM

touch of class IMO. Maybe a rebar pergola?

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Lets be real here, he can't get ATV tires.


May 4, 2020, 2:51 PM

He's going to have to go to all his neighbors and ask for the wheels off their busted push mowers.

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Re: Put yer FBC platform improvement suggestions IIT


May 4, 2020, 2:50 PM

Why would you want to replace those white plastic Big Lots chairs with aluminum? The really cool thing about these plastic lounge chairs is that they get brittle in the sun/heat really quickly and will break in half and stab your kids in the stomach, which lets you know you need to buy new furniture. It's a really good feature, honestly, and is underlooked.

I don't like the idea of using alumninum because of the tetanus factor when the hollow aluminum ultimately bends and folds and presents razor-sharp edges takes several years to achieve.

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Re: Put yer FBC platform improvement suggestions IIT


May 4, 2020, 2:52 PM

I would also try and cram as much more on the patio as would fit. you don't really want to walk on this thing as much as you just want to put stuff on it to keep it from getting muddy.

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Throw away the Angry Orchard?***


May 4, 2020, 2:50 PM



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Has anyone mentioned his grill?


May 4, 2020, 2:52 PM

I just noticed it. Is that a Weber? Chargrill? Something out of the back of several remodeled Burger Kings?

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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA***


May 4, 2020, 2:54 PM



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Not touching the grill, it is nicer than mine.***


May 4, 2020, 2:59 PM [ in reply to Has anyone mentioned his grill? ]



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I just bought a new grill but was sure I would be hazed if


May 4, 2020, 3:01 PM

I posted it in here for poorness.

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Show us your grill


May 4, 2020, 3:03 PM

Pussy. You too, Greenr

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It's not like I lived in a tent***


May 4, 2020, 3:09 PM



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But your fist was in your sister so long your finger tips


May 4, 2020, 3:10 PM

pruned up.

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Actual it was a very short time***


May 4, 2020, 3:12 PM



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Re: Show us your grill


May 4, 2020, 3:15 PM [ in reply to Show us your grill ]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Megamaster-6-Burner-Propane-Gas-Grill-with-Open-Cart/126118596


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DAFUKK?


May 4, 2020, 3:17 PM

Why not a blackstone? Poor jounge recommendation following, McLovin.

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What is a blackstone?***


May 4, 2020, 3:17 PM



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Re: What is a blackstone?***


May 4, 2020, 3:21 PM

https://blackstoneproducts.com/products/36-griddle-cooking-station-in-classic-black

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It's like a whitestone, just a few inches longer


May 4, 2020, 3:24 PM [ in reply to What is a blackstone?*** ]

and girthy

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The only cooking equipment you really need


May 4, 2020, 4:28 PM [ in reply to What is a blackstone?*** ]

I 100% believe it is the best invention since the actual grill was invented.

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I got the half & half combo


May 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

Gas griddle and charcoal grill. Tremendous.



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It's good stuff...


May 4, 2020, 5:26 PM [ in reply to The only cooking equipment you really need ]

I haven't found much that you can't cook on it - converted mine to natural gas and cook on it all the time now.

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Bought one a month ago.


May 5, 2020, 8:59 AM [ in reply to The only cooking equipment you really need ]

It gives me great joy every time I use it.

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Hey Siri, show me the 2nd cheapest Lowe's grill


May 4, 2020, 3:20 PM [ in reply to I just bought a new grill but was sure I would be hazed if ]

That is Greenr's grill. I went with 2nd cheapest because the cheapest was tiny.

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Re: Hey Siri, show me the 2nd cheapest Lowe's grill


May 4, 2020, 3:22 PM

I got this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Charbroil-Ir-3b-Grill-Ss/dp/B01MQIXCN2/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=charbroil+grill&qid=1588619940&refinements=p_n_feature_two_browse-bin%3A17716194011&rnid=17716191011&s=lawn-garden&sr=1-4

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But I really want a blackstone mentioned above. I just


May 4, 2020, 3:23 PM

don't know how I feel about having another cooking device outside

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Same. When I get enough pallets to extend my deck,


May 4, 2020, 3:24 PM

I might get a blackstone. I'm looking at a SoloStove right now though, sure that is a gimmick though.

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Get the hard cover


May 4, 2020, 4:31 PM [ in reply to But I really want a blackstone mentioned above. I just ]

https://www.amazon.com/Blackstone-5004-Griddle-Grill-Cover/dp/B07B1QHXTJ


Mine is on a screened in porch, but it gets a little but of rain on it occasionally. Got one of these and it protects it nicely.

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Dad has that one, it is better than mine, but mine is


May 4, 2020, 3:24 PM [ in reply to Re: Hey Siri, show me the 2nd cheapest Lowe's grill ]

serviceable if you know how to grill.

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This is it, or dang close. I've had mine about a year


May 4, 2020, 3:23 PM [ in reply to Hey Siri, show me the 2nd cheapest Lowe's grill ]

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Char-Broil-Performance-Black-and-Stainless-Steel-5-Burner-Liquid-Propane-Gas-Grill-with-1-Side-Burner/1000523565


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Get a Blackstone griddle and change your life forever***


May 4, 2020, 4:29 PM [ in reply to Hey Siri, show me the 2nd cheapest Lowe's grill ]



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WOAH WOAH, do we have real pics of said deck?***


May 4, 2020, 3:35 PM [ in reply to Has anyone mentioned his grill? ]



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Re: WOAH WOAH, do we have real pics of said deck?***


May 4, 2020, 3:42 PM



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patientbear.gif***


May 4, 2020, 3:50 PM



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Re: patientbear.gif***


May 4, 2020, 3:51 PM

https://www.tigernet.com/forum/thread/The-one-trick-that-lumber-manufacturers-HATE-1992524?tstart=0

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Re: patientbear.gif***


May 4, 2020, 3:52 PM [ in reply to patientbear.gif*** ]



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is that even real wood?***


May 4, 2020, 4:09 PM



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It's real pallets***


May 4, 2020, 4:11 PM



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member's mark from sam's club


May 4, 2020, 5:25 PM [ in reply to Has anyone mentioned his grill? ]

got it for father's day about 4 or 5 years ago.

Surprisingly has lasted the elements.

Only use the charcoal side, but it also has gas and infared or whatever.

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I like your funny words magic man


Needs more caulk to fill in the gaps


May 4, 2020, 2:53 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGVrbN-g

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Move the chairs closer to the grill


May 4, 2020, 2:55 PM

Getting a big whiff of FBCoach asscrack while he's grilling sounds divine.

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That was going to be my next suggestion


May 4, 2020, 2:58 PM

When I'm grilling, I like people being all up in my shit and as CLOSE to me as possible. This allows me to establish dominance by turning around quickly and stabbing my enemies with my 3 foot long serrated spatula.

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I don't want to look at it, if you're not gonna let me smell


May 4, 2020, 3:02 PM [ in reply to Move the chairs closer to the grill ]

it.

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Fry a turkey on it


May 4, 2020, 2:57 PM

-Fill oil to brim.
-Do NOT thaw turkey
-Drop in from at least 6'
-Enjoy

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Did you even see the picture of his deck?


May 4, 2020, 3:37 PM

If he can't line that up, no way he can line up a 6' turkey drop shot.

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TV corner mount facing the plasticio furniture


May 4, 2020, 3:01 PM

13" black and white. For watching wrasslin on Friday nights.

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Just beneath the mount, there's a small stool with a bunch


May 4, 2020, 3:05 PM

of empty Busch Light cans strewn around it because the remote control wasn't paying attention when he told them to change the channel.

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Install some new planters


May 4, 2020, 3:03 PM





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Gotta screen in that patio


May 4, 2020, 3:05 PM



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Re: Put yer FBC platform improvement suggestions IIT


May 4, 2020, 3:26 PM

Only thing he is missing is an above ground pool. I would keep all of it the same.

Can you imagine what the food tastes like when it comes off that 30 year old grill? Have mercy.

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To prevent the chirrens getting splinters and such,


May 4, 2020, 3:37 PM

he should definitely carpet that bad boy. A nice 3" shag would feel so good under his bare feet after a good rain.

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DON'T DO IT FBC


May 4, 2020, 3:49 PM



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Needs a bug zapper


May 4, 2020, 4:18 PM

One of those big blue ones that dims the lights when it hits a big enough moth.

For entertainment value on weekend nights if nothing else.

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Re: Put yer FBC platform improvement suggestions IIT


May 4, 2020, 4:19 PM



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I think a genuine hemp plant would class the joint up a bit***


May 4, 2020, 4:26 PM



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Seriously considering kiltz and exterior paint


May 4, 2020, 5:26 PM

I hate the stain too.

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I like your funny words magic man


When my brother bought his house, the deck had dark stain


May 5, 2020, 6:45 AM

This was an actual nice deck, but the dark stain, made the treated wood soak up sooo much heat that they boards warped, and went to shjt. Also, it was so hot that you couldn't walk on it bare footed.


I can't imagine how hot that plywood is going to get. You'll be hosing it down ever few minutes, which will only exacerbate your rot issue.

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Make sure to use latex Killz.


May 5, 2020, 9:59 AM [ in reply to Seriously considering kiltz and exterior paint ]

That will ensure all of it peels up in 3 weeks after the first rain.

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The good news is that when it rots in 2 weeks and kids...


May 5, 2020, 10:01 AM

fall through it, they only have 2 inches to fall and won't get hurt.

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It actually held up during the storm


May 5, 2020, 9:06 AM

Water is running off it like water off a duck's back.. for now.

Closed in the ends with decking board I had left over. Looks 10x better now.

Bistro lights or whatever you call them are coming in.

Plan on replacing the old yard light that doesn't work with a security light on a switch so the kids can play in the yard when it's dark.

Not 100% sure about painting it yet.

Wife of now wants a firepit.

I suggested a burn barrel but that didn't go over well.

So suggestions for cheap fire pits that are elevated above the deck so it doesn't burn it down would be great.

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I like your funny words magic man


10x better? Did you pull it all up, burn it, and put down


May 5, 2020, 10:01 AM

sod?

Fire pit?

Here ya go:

http://carolinakettles.com/htdocs/testimonials.htm




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roll that whole thing in Flex Seal and call it a day***


May 5, 2020, 10:02 AM



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