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Crazy B dating story
Nov 16, 2018, 9:31 AM
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So not too long ago I found this girl online, she was a 21 year old college student. I found it odd she wanted to date a 32 year old man but she was hot so didn’t care. Dated for a few weeks and would stay at her off campus apt to smash. Found out she was from Jamaica and not a US citizen, the plot thickened. She was so #### annoying bc of the generational gap that I finally couldn’t take it anymore and ended it.
She calls me a month later and says she is pregnant and I better support her and the baby.... lol. Joke was on her bc I’m snipped so I told her she was a liar bc I am snipped and have a nice life. She then demanded $500 for rent or she would do more crazy stuff bla bla bla. I told her I had already spoken w my attorney (I hadn’t) and that if she tried anything crazy she would go to jail and then be deported back to Jamaica. She said FU and never heard from her again.
Pic bc it did happen.
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CU Medallion [55642]
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you and celtic got a club goin'. A crew. A squad, if you will.***
Nov 16, 2018, 9:34 AM
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Re: I like where you went with this
Nov 16, 2018, 10:28 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79388]
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Hope you park your car in the garage
Nov 16, 2018, 9:35 AM
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Otherwise, RIP in peace paint job.
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All-In [47795]
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she's illegal and in college?
Nov 16, 2018, 9:36 AM
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why would you date a Democrat?
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All-In [36448]
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She was on some college exchange program.
Nov 16, 2018, 9:37 AM
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And obviously looking for a sugar daddy to get her prego while here so she could stay.
Dem or Repub they are all pink on the inside
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All-In [47795]
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I don't blame her. Jamaica is a horrid place***
Nov 16, 2018, 9:38 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79388]
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Super liberal chicks can be a lot of fun. Briefly
Nov 16, 2018, 9:44 AM
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Then they hit their mid 20's or so and start taking themselves really seriously and aren't fun anymore.
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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Feel da rytham, feel de ride. Jump on in
Nov 16, 2018, 9:55 AM
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her bobsled mon.
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CU Medallion [59974]
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Re: Crazy B dating story
Nov 16, 2018, 9:57 AM
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I am just mad that I read this, took it seriously and then the let down was so hard.
Still point for you.
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All-In [36448]
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It’s ok, I forgive you.***
Nov 16, 2018, 10:15 AM
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And I did provide a pic so figured just that was worth 20 seconds of your life.
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Oculus Spirit [82972]
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Bet she had the good ganja.***
Nov 16, 2018, 10:02 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79388]
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Pshh, she got brick weed bro
Nov 16, 2018, 10:10 AM
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Probably doesn't even smell anymore.
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And to think...
Nov 16, 2018, 11:50 AM
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people call me groce.
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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To be fair, we didn't see anything but that girl's peach
Nov 16, 2018, 11:54 AM
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don't know what it coulda looked like. Coulda been as mashed up as her jiner.
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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Twas when I got dun with her
Nov 16, 2018, 12:09 PM
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Pigs at WSB, tho.
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1. You've had a vasectomy at 32?
Nov 16, 2018, 12:07 PM
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2. Lots of women in their early 20s are interested in guys in their early 30s, I found. Usually not ones you should be dating seriously, though, unless you're sort of immature.
3. I never spent enough time with any of these younger women to notice the generational stuff, but my version of that was this 20 year old who was into cosplay telling me she was "graysexual." After she told me that, I told her that was just a mood, and she had to leave.
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I had my vasectomy at 28***
Nov 16, 2018, 12:10 PM
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All-In [36448]
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I had one at 25. One month after my twins were born.
Nov 16, 2018, 12:41 PM
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3 kids was enough for me. Not risking anymore.
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What if your next wife wants a kid?
Nov 16, 2018, 2:22 PM
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25 just seems super early in life to make that decision
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I'm pretty young. I have 2 kids. I don't want any more
Nov 16, 2018, 2:23 PM
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ever. I would get snipped if my wife hadn't threatened me with divorce if I do.
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Oculus Spirit [75671]
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Why would she threaten such?
Nov 16, 2018, 4:20 PM
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First, you can get it undone, second, da hell dose she car? You can freeze sperms even.
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Google it
Nov 16, 2018, 12:12 PM
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It means you're usually asexual, but not all the time. Not sure why people felt the need to make that an identity.
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All-In [46768]
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That's called being a woman
Nov 16, 2018, 12:39 PM
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jeebus
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Thanks for the pig, now feel free
Nov 16, 2018, 3:49 PM
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to tamale the noods
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Is this the prego picture?
Nov 16, 2018, 4:21 PM
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I can see how she is confused.
Congrats on the early snip.
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