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Proud Father story
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Proud Father story


Mar 13, 2014, 1:53 PM

So last night, I put my daughter to bed and she does the typical book request (Wocket in my Pocket) and then requests a Deady Bear (Grateful Dead bear). After getting her everything, we say our prayers and I tuck her in. I head back into the den, shutting the door behind me and proceed to try and bang my wife. She is all "no, the kids aren't fully asleep yet." Then I hear footsteps behind me. My daughter comes running up and says "Daddy, I smell something in my room." Wife says, "Well, did you toot?" Daughter laughs, says yeah, and runs back to bed. She woke herself up farting.

#ProudDad

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You should make her watch The Americans so she


Mar 13, 2014, 1:55 PM

can see what happens when she sneaks up on mommy and daddy.

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Re: Proud Father story


Mar 13, 2014, 1:58 PM

http://www.tigernet.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=1333846&tstart=0

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That's so cute.


Mar 13, 2014, 1:59 PM

Did you bang your wife? Story? Use a raspy voice.

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No, unfortunately the cockblocker* woke up around 10:30


Mar 13, 2014, 2:00 PM

and cried till 11:30. He loves his momma's tiddies.

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*10 month old***


Mar 13, 2014, 2:01 PM



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THEN MAKE SOMETHING UP***


Mar 13, 2014, 2:03 PM



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I think we all do, dude***


Mar 13, 2014, 2:19 PM [ in reply to No, unfortunately the cockblocker* woke up around 10:30 ]



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Can confirm. WifeOfGreenr has some 10/10 teddies***


Mar 13, 2014, 3:05 PM



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Re: Rocket in my Pocket story please


Mar 13, 2014, 2:24 PM

~TXTF

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