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CU Medallion [66060]
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GITT with your favorite Seinfeld quotes
Mar 9, 2016, 12:28 PM
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"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
"You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.."
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"I ain't drinkin no milk, Hannibal"***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:30 PM
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Imma kill you Murdock!***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:40 PM
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Lot o points [155907]
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"Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?"***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:31 PM
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What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for???
Mar 9, 2016, 12:31 PM
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He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doing!!
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CU Medallion [60229]
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Frank Costanza does have many of the great lines....***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:55 PM
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Re: GITT with your favorite Seinfeld quotes
Mar 9, 2016, 12:32 PM
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Legend [17753]
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Look away-I'm hideous***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:32 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85330]
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He flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it.***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:33 PM
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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:35 PM
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:37 PM
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And because it's odorless, why, it'll be our little secret.***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:38 PM
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CU Medallion [56078]
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You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago
Mar 9, 2016, 12:39 PM
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that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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CU Medallion [60229]
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"I'm gay. Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness."***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:41 PM
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All-In [26968]
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Well, let me tell you something, funny boy.
Mar 9, 2016, 12:41 PM
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Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole heck of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
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All-TigerNet [12066]
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George: What *kind* of a person are you?
Mar 9, 2016, 12:43 PM
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Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you-- only successful.
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Festivus Yes! I Bagels No!
Mar 9, 2016, 12:44 PM
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"Hey, you've been great. See you in the cafeteria."***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:46 PM
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Re: GITT with your favorite Seinfeld quotes
Mar 9, 2016, 12:47 PM
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Wilford Brimley!
Mar 9, 2016, 12:47 PM
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Kramer, I've been, uh, reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door."
Yeah! Ha ha.
Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty darn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf.
I'm very, very sorry.
Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a stack of mail out at the desk that belongs to you. Now, you want that mail, don't you Mr. Kramer?
Sure do!
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CU Medallion [66060]
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Hey, stay away from the chicken, bad chicken, mess you up.***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:47 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You died on a Saturday morning.
Mar 9, 2016, 12:48 PM
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And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.
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Pretty sure that's from Full Metal Jacket
Mar 9, 2016, 12:49 PM
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What an idiot!
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Re: GITT with your favorite Seinfeld quotes
Mar 9, 2016, 12:49 PM
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All-In [26968]
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Not as many funny Elaine quotes, right? Best one:
Mar 9, 2016, 12:55 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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My favorite: when Crazy Joe Devolo asked her to step
Mar 9, 2016, 1:01 PM
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into his dark room: "no thank you, I'm a daaaay person."
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All-In [26968]
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Or..."He took...it out."
Mar 9, 2016, 1:03 PM
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Took what out?
It.
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Yea, while she was cleaning her glasses. "He took, ahah,
Mar 9, 2016, 1:06 PM
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it out."
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110%er [9734]
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Love me some Seinfeld
Mar 9, 2016, 1:07 PM
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Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. –Jerry Seinfeld
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The best: "Cartwright, Caarrrtwright"***
Mar 9, 2016, 12:59 PM
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Man, that is one of my least favorite episodes***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:07 PM
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All-In [26968]
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It's quintessential Seinfeld...
Mar 9, 2016, 1:11 PM
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Almost pointless in its plot. Highly unusual is that takes place in real time, on one set. And no Kramer.
Probably a "love it or hate it" episode for most people.
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Yea, not a great episode but one of the funniest quotes
Mar 9, 2016, 1:16 PM
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, imo.
Larry David, turning the whole thing about Americans not being able to pronounce Chinese names upside down.
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Elaine's dad: "bring me a scotch with plenty of ice"***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:02 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Are you a big drinker, George? "Not as much as this SOB
Mar 9, 2016, 1:05 PM
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but I can hold my own."
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#### tdrake!!!
Mar 9, 2016, 1:07 PM
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Or something similar.
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Bro/Manzere, velcro or hook? Well we've all experienced
Mar 9, 2016, 1:08 PM
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fumbling around back there.
"Aaah, summer nights."
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110%er [9734]
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Re: Bro/Manzere, velcro or hook? Well we've all experienced
Mar 9, 2016, 1:10 PM
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Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it
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Geez, too many to remember
Mar 9, 2016, 1:09 PM
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But I don't WANNA be a pirate!
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Perhaps my favorite scene
Mar 9, 2016, 1:12 PM
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"Hey Silvio, look at Jerry here prancing around with his coat and his purse! Yep! He's a dandy - he's a real fancy boy!"
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Check it out! Eight ball.
Mar 9, 2016, 1:14 PM
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You got a question? You ask the eight ball!
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110%er [9734]
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This could go on forever
Mar 9, 2016, 1:16 PM
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George Costanza: You're gonna over-dry your laundry.
Jerry: You can't over-dry.
George Costanza: Why not?
Jerry: Same reason you can't over-wet.
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This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us outta
Mar 9, 2016, 1:17 PM
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Florida?!?! We're moving in lock, stock, and barrell! Gonna be in the pool. Gonna be in the clubhouse! We're gonna be all over that shuffelboard court, and I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!
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It shrinks?
Mar 9, 2016, 1:18 PM
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Like a frightened turtle!
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen
Mar 9, 2016, 1:11 PM
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walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Great one and "there'd be some chicks who would go
Mar 9, 2016, 1:13 PM
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for these pigmen: "look at that tail, it's so cute."
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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From one of the best episodes, the Merv Griffin set, from
Mar 9, 2016, 1:12 PM
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none other than Jim Fowler from Wild Kingdom:
"Where are the cameras?"
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All-In [45047]
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Badges?
Mar 9, 2016, 1:15 PM
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We don't need no stinkin' badges!
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents
Mar 9, 2016, 1:18 PM
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"my name's Victoria, hiiiii."
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Jean Paul John Paul: "how is the little ba$stard today?"***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:20 PM
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All-In [26968]
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No, not de AM/PM. Eet was de volume.***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:22 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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No, separate volume knob for alarm and radio:
Mar 9, 2016, 1:24 PM
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"why separate knob why separate knob"
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You painted your face?
Mar 9, 2016, 1:21 PM
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Yeah.
Why?
You know, support the team.
(David Puddy is the man)
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Yeah. That's right.***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:24 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Puddy staring into space on the plane:
Mar 9, 2016, 1:25 PM
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"David would you like something to read?"
"No, I'm good."
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I think I know why we have reservations.
Mar 9, 2016, 1:27 PM
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I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
I contend that this is the funniest Seinfeld moment of all.
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"I've ridden in a cadillac hundreds, no thousands of times."***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:28 PM
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Can't forget J. Peterman.
Mar 9, 2016, 1:29 PM
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I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalog. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was Pret-ty Good.
You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.
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"Elaine, when you're writing about my romantic escapades
Mar 9, 2016, 1:33 PM
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, feel free to throw yourself into the mix."
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"Fong has been most accomodating"***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:30 PM
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"you need a strong upper body or a shirt."***
Mar 9, 2016, 1:30 PM
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Its gone...
Mar 9, 2016, 2:23 PM
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FOOORRRR EEEVVVVV EEEERRRRRRRR.
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Heisman Winner [119708]
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Instead of God Bless You
Mar 9, 2016, 3:14 PM
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"You're so good looking!"
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