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SarahAdidas to star in new Saw movie
Dec 10, 2018, 9:50 AM
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I sent dear wife to the store to grab some toilet paper, because we were out at the homestead.
Wife returns home with two Little Caesars pizza and NO toilet paper!
Everybody knows that Little Caesars is essentially the opposite of toilet paper.
She also brought home icecream... I'm lactose intolerant.
I had to shiit and wipe with paper towels 4 time that night.
Sarahadidas be like:
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All-In [47750]
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Pigs
Dec 10, 2018, 9:51 AM
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of pizza?
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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I never knew you were lack toast and tall of rent
Dec 10, 2018, 9:53 AM
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Oculus Spirit [93658]
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That's half a story.
Dec 10, 2018, 9:58 AM
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What did you do to piszer off?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: That's half a story.
Dec 10, 2018, 10:02 AM
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Shrinkage?***
Dec 10, 2018, 10:33 AM
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As an aside
Dec 10, 2018, 10:00 AM
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I only got ONE cat video from ryanadidas this weekend
that should boost my weekend score
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You know, you don't have to eat the ice cream.***
Dec 10, 2018, 10:01 AM
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Heisman Winner [137863]
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He sounds fat.
Dec 10, 2018, 10:12 AM
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Also, I would have eaten the ice cream.
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Heisman Winner [137863]
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I believe it's lack toast intolerant.
Dec 10, 2018, 10:10 AM
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Other than that, sarahadidias sounds pretty fun.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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She can be quite cunnting.***
Dec 10, 2018, 10:14 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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woops, that was a typo***
Dec 10, 2018, 10:14 AM
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Re: SarahAdidas to star in new Saw movie
Dec 10, 2018, 10:15 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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I would shid in a bucket outside in the freezing cold
Dec 10, 2018, 10:16 AM
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Before I ever run to the store to pickup anything with my wife. It turns into a two hour ordeal where we’re constantly trying to make a decision between two identical commodities, and standing in line with a bunch idiots who apparently still cannot operate a card reader, or who inevitably have expired coupons, food stamps, or some other ######## that holds everything up.
Use those paper towels and be thankful for what you have this Cripmas.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I've ruint many a good bucket that way.
Dec 10, 2018, 10:19 AM
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You can never have too many buckets around. They're good for mixing concrete, feeding hogs/pigs, make-shift trash cans/shiitters, storing gallons upon gallons of freshly rendered lard, picking up pecans, toting tools around.
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Heisman Winner [137863]
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What do you do with all that lard?
Dec 10, 2018, 10:28 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83073]
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Well, Lil Caesars is nothing more than cheese and crust.
Dec 10, 2018, 10:36 AM
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Cheese should be used as a stopper.
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More grease than cheese
Dec 10, 2018, 10:55 AM
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Creates the ooze effect.
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Why not just poop, then jump in shower right away
Dec 10, 2018, 11:35 AM
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If especially runny, just poop in the shower and wash it all away. That's how Andre the Giant did it.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Not your best idea.***
Dec 10, 2018, 12:02 PM
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