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Welcome to God's Country
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Welcome to God's Country


Dec 14, 2018, 1:06 PM

Lee Corso was recently in Tuscaloosa for an Alabama football game when he noticed a ‘special phone’ near the Bama bench. He asked Head Coach Nick Saban what it was used for and was told it was a ‘Hotline to God’. Lee asked if he could use it, Saban replied, “Sure, but it will cost you $200.” Lee scratched his head, but thought, “What the heck, I could use some help picking games.” He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. Lee's picks were spot-on that week.

The following week, Lee was in Miami when he noticed the same phone on the Hurricanes bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Mark Richt told him, “It's a Hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500.” Recalling the previous week, Lee immediately pulled out his wallet and made the call. Again, Lee's picks were perfect.

The next weekend, Lee was in Clemson, when he noticed the same telephone by the Tigers' bench. He asked Dabo Swinney, “Is that the Hotline to God?” Dabo replied, “Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents.” Lee looked incredulously at Swinney and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 at Alabama and $500 at Miami to use the same phone. Why do the Tigers only charge 50 cents?" Dabo replied, "Because in Clemson, it's a local call...Welcome to God's Country."

/mange

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Think it's a rotary dial phone?


Dec 14, 2018, 1:07 PM

Cuz that joke's been around forever.

;)

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Seriously? M Richt has only been in Miami a couple yrs***


Dec 14, 2018, 1:08 PM



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Re: Welcome to God's Country


Dec 14, 2018, 1:11 PM

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this post made my eyes bleed***


Dec 14, 2018, 1:13 PM



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Pics?***


Dec 14, 2018, 1:14 PM



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Ur ghey***


Dec 14, 2018, 1:17 PM



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you suckin?***


Dec 14, 2018, 1:19 PM



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that would make me ghey


Dec 14, 2018, 2:11 PM

guess you best start suckin me

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NICE ONE!!


Dec 14, 2018, 1:53 PM

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TWSFS***


Dec 14, 2018, 2:48 PM



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TL;DR and I've heard it before back when Danny was...***


Dec 14, 2018, 5:04 PM



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LAST TIME I HEARD THAT I WAS SLIDING DOWN THE


Dec 14, 2018, 6:25 PM

GRASS HILL BY THE WEST END ZONE ON A PIECE OF CARDBOARD AND THEN WE LEFT THE GAME AND WENT ACROSS THE STREET TO HARDEE'S TO BUY SOME FRIED CHICKEN.

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