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My wife finally admitted something to me this week
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My wife finally admitted something to me this week


Jan 2, 2020, 9:28 AM

Shes a dyke. Big dyke. We traded in the Jeep for a Subaru. Tons of room in the back with the third row down for lesbian stuff like scissors and soccer balls.




Also picked up this schweet sticker to throw on the back




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Well, to be fair, you do look kinda feminine


Jan 2, 2020, 9:31 AM

How many car seats can you fit in there? You will need them for YEARS. Also, gonna need space to separate car seats if you have multiple kids. Nothing worse than refereeing a fight in the backseat between two boys strapped in seats beside each other.


Now our 6 year old boy just kicks the shit out of the 4 year old from across the backseat. 8 year old sits in the far back and leaves trash everywhere.

#Parenthood

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Its a 7 seater


Jan 2, 2020, 9:33 AM

Captains seats in the second row, third row bench. We almost bought a Volvo XC90 but it wasn't quite big enough and I was scared about reliability, premium gas and repair costs.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Douse them in the face with water from a a spray bottle


Jan 2, 2020, 9:50 AM [ in reply to Well, to be fair, you do look kinda feminine ]

and give them a firm 'NO'. If you don't assert yourself as the alpha, the kids will end up chewing the legs off of all your furniture.

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You laugh and joke, but I just spent the last 5 minutes


Jan 2, 2020, 9:56 AM

trying to determine if the wife will be on board with this type of discipline and whether or not this is considered child abuse/waterboarding.

I also chuckled a little, imagining doing this to them.

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It makes it more effective if you put some hot peppers in


Jan 2, 2020, 9:57 AM

spray bottle.

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I'm 80% sure this crosses the line into child abuse


Jan 2, 2020, 9:58 AM

and I'm 100% sure it also made me laugh.

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a little vinegar works fine. it startles them enough***


Jan 2, 2020, 10:28 AM



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Sir, I NEVER joke when it comes to matters of discipline.***


Jan 2, 2020, 10:00 AM [ in reply to You laugh and joke, but I just spent the last 5 minutes ]



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We can tell it's hers


Jan 2, 2020, 9:31 AM

Look how crooked she parked it.




Women...

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TO BE FAIR


Jan 2, 2020, 9:33 AM

I parked it... and it looks crooked because our driveway is tapered.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: My wife finally admitted something to me this week


Jan 2, 2020, 9:33 AM



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I've wondered more than a few times myself ***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:35 AM



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You do know women much better than the rest of us.***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:41 AM



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I only know one, and she's a bad example.


Jan 2, 2020, 9:53 AM

9:50am and only two lies so far today. We'll see where this goes. Granted she's been awake for less than 30 minutes.

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Perfect for taking overly pampered dogs to breweries***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:40 AM



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They are dog approved.


Jan 2, 2020, 9:42 AM

And also by old men in northern states.

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I tried to get my wife to look at them


Jan 2, 2020, 9:44 AM

She's irrational as #### about some things though. She probably would have liked it better than the Mazda, but #### it.

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She's not liking the Mazda?


Jan 2, 2020, 9:47 AM

As much as a POS the Suburban was, its kinda hard to go from a big vehicle to a smaller one.

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She's fine with it, she'd just rather have an Escalade or


Jan 2, 2020, 9:54 AM

something ridiculous like that. I end up driving it a good bit these days, fun little car.

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My options were Suburban, Yukon XL, or Odyssey


Jan 2, 2020, 10:19 AM

Decision became a no-brainer pretty quick. Plus I knew how it would end up anyway.

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A suburban will not fit in my garage. Something we did


Jan 2, 2020, 10:24 AM

not consider when we built the house. I pulled the crew cab truck in there the other day and I wouldn't have been able to close the garage door. It doesn't help with the grill guard on the front, but we would have to wedge a suburban in there.

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I stand corrected, we would have 2' to spare with a Suburban


Jan 2, 2020, 10:30 AM

So you cannot get around the car after you park it in the garage.

Oops.

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That 2' will somehow magically disappear once you get the


Jan 2, 2020, 10:54 AM

vehicle. Same thing happened with my truck, measuring it out with specs listed online, I had a solid ft of clearance. That foot became about 3/4" once I got my truck in there, and was way too close to reasonably park in the garage every day.

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Yeah, you need a good 2+ feet on the front end


Jan 2, 2020, 12:17 PM

Then another 2 feet+ on the back end. I have a quite nice sheetrock patch completed from wife's numerous run ins with the wall. Put speedbump on the floor with epoxy. She just runs over it and doesn't notice till she hears the sheetrock crack. If she stops with 1 foot to the wall, as the speed bumps are intended to help with, then we have plenty of room to walk behind it.

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I was kinda blown away by it


Jan 2, 2020, 9:47 AM [ in reply to I tried to get my wife to look at them ]

In terms of cars that arent in a "luxury" brand, it marked all of our boxes. Third row, captains seats, heated/cooled front seats, heated rear seats, and it came with both all weather mats and carpet mats.

We were on our way to Volvo to buy, but I decided to stop at Subaru and we were filling out paperwork that night.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


The XC90 is nice, I think they do have some gremlins though***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:55 AM



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My wife's Crosstrek came with a Chewbaru Outbark.


Jan 2, 2020, 9:52 AM [ in reply to They are dog approved. ]

Hers has a tent on the roof instead of a bike.


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Aw man, wish I had known about this***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:57 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


These are the perks I could sell WifeofGreenr on.


Jan 2, 2020, 9:58 AM

But we would need 4 Chewbarus.

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All the puppies gone?***


Jan 2, 2020, 10:00 AM



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He meant for the kids.


Jan 2, 2020, 10:02 AM

The four that have teeth, anyway.

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Still got 2. One is staying with us forever, and one goes


Jan 2, 2020, 10:03 AM [ in reply to All the puppies gone?*** ]

home on Friday.

L to R
Breck, Belle, Hank, and Charlie

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So, how much do you drink every day?


Jan 2, 2020, 10:06 AM

You literally have double the amount of dogs and children that I do, and I'm increasingly considering drinking vodka at breakfast everyday just to cope.

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very little actually.


Jan 2, 2020, 10:07 AM

The heroin helps though.

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nice, sweet pig!***


Jan 2, 2020, 11:01 AM [ in reply to Still got 2. One is staying with us forever, and one goes ]



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


you live in Ohio?


Jan 2, 2020, 9:58 AM [ in reply to My wife's Crosstrek came with a Chewbaru Outbark. ]

nice lookin dogs

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Nah, that's just an image I grabbed.


Jan 2, 2020, 10:24 AM
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This is my dog with her Chewbaru.

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aw, what a sweetie


Jan 2, 2020, 10:59 AM

we got one when we went for a maintenance visit but the dogs will not get it because they will tear it up

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: Perfect for taking overly pampered dogs to breweries***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:42 AM [ in reply to Perfect for taking overly pampered dogs to breweries*** ]




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Well


Jan 2, 2020, 9:44 AM

That's two things that burst into flames.

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Is the other my urethra?***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:48 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


The post and ur wife.******


Jan 2, 2020, 10:04 AM



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My MIL has one as well...


Jan 2, 2020, 9:57 AM

The lane departure is very aggressive and the adaptive cruise is too conservative.

There's a few recalls out. If your tranny (lutz) shudders go directly to the dealer while it's still doing it.

They are pretty nice.

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Are You allowed to watch and whack it in the corner?***


Jan 2, 2020, 9:58 AM



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Theres so many cameras on this car


Jan 2, 2020, 10:02 AM

That I could watch from almost anywhere I wanted.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Subaru's always seem like a good value on the surface, but


Jan 2, 2020, 10:38 AM

I've found that no one factors in the $750 in bumper stickers and $900 mandatory Yakima roof rack.

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Just have the dealer install all of that and finance it


Jan 2, 2020, 10:44 AM

for 72 months. EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY

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Dont be ridiculous


Jan 2, 2020, 10:50 AM [ in reply to Subaru's always seem like a good value on the surface, but ]

Those all come standard if you're good at wheelin and dealin.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


What exactly are you resisting?***


Jan 2, 2020, 3:18 PM



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President Trump, obviously


Jan 3, 2020, 9:39 AM

And all the lesbians that have started knocking on our door since we bought the car.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


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