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CU Medallion [66077]
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Parents who count after telling their kids to obey
Apr 27, 2016, 9:10 AM
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are as beta as farook. Five......four.....three....................two.................................................................................................................one
Seriously ? Be a freaking adult.
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That's how I learned fractions as a kid***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:10 AM
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I would think pulling out a gun and shooting near their feet
Apr 27, 2016, 9:18 AM
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would be much more effective
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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What, like a 12 gauge?***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:19 AM
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AK-47...what is this, amateur hour?***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:21 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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An AK can fire bird shot?***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:31 AM
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CU Medallion [66077]
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Bucko? Beta AF***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:22 AM
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LOLLERS
Apr 27, 2016, 9:22 AM
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you sound like you never have to herd 10 8year olds at once.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Feels.***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:30 AM
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I typically just
Apr 27, 2016, 9:29 AM
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write up a shame sign and make my daughter pose with it.
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Re: I typically just
Apr 27, 2016, 9:35 AM
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Is that yours? What kinda guy raises a dog who steals from homeless people?
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No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the
Apr 27, 2016, 9:38 AM
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interwebs that has a large collection of pictures of my GSP. Lemme know if you're interested.
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110%er [5887]
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Re: No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the
Apr 27, 2016, 9:45 AM
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Am. In the market for a dog soon and want a pointer of some kind.
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Do you have next door access to a 50 acre park***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:50 AM
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110%er [5887]
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Re: Do you have next door access to a 50 acre park***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:52 AM
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Actually, yah. Even moreso when I eventually move back to the Panhandle to my grandaddy's farm.
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Re: No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the
Apr 27, 2016, 9:55 AM
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bewn
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Oculus Spirit [81897]
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To be fair, it remains to be unknown if it was Red who did
Apr 27, 2016, 10:23 AM
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it, and who runs it...
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NO NO STAHP DON'T EVEN TRY TO LET HIM OFF THE HOOK
Apr 27, 2016, 10:25 AM
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You are correct. But his unsolicited pimping of it make him equally guilty, regardless of who created it and/or runs it.
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Oculus Spirit [81897]
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OMG HOLED UP
Apr 27, 2016, 10:31 AM
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I'm pretty certain that he staged this photo himself, that means setting camera down on timer, then running at phone...
I retract my previous statement.
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GET SOME SHORTS THAT FIT, #####.
Apr 27, 2016, 10:35 AM
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Those are waaaaayyyyy too baggy.
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SORRY FOR BEING FORMERLY FAT***
Apr 27, 2016, 10:46 AM
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maybe we should spank them***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:34 AM
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My method is to spank them in the jaw with a closed fist.***
Apr 27, 2016, 9:35 AM
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Says the guy who spends 37,000 steps a day
Apr 27, 2016, 9:35 AM
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chasing kids who won't listen to him. Beta-steps, I might add.
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CU Medallion [66077]
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39,698........
Apr 27, 2016, 9:58 AM
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bucko
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If you randomly and indiscriminately swat your kids with a
Apr 27, 2016, 9:42 AM
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rolled up magazine in the head and neck area from an early age, they'll be too scared and jittery to disobey as they grow older, thus alleviating the counting...which for a LOT of parents, is the toughest part of that whole exercise.
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I tell them twice and then beat them mercilessly***
Apr 27, 2016, 10:00 AM
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Heisman Winner [135606]
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So...you have spare time to kill.
Apr 27, 2016, 10:02 AM
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I guess you're a man of leisure, and that sounds nice.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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If you raise your voice and they don't wince in preparation
Apr 27, 2016, 11:59 AM
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of what is about to become of them..you are doing it wrong.
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Re: Parents who count after telling their kids to obey
Apr 27, 2016, 12:00 PM
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my dad never made it to 2.5 before I set the house on fire.
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