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Parents who count after telling their kids to obey
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Parents who count after telling their kids to obey


Apr 27, 2016, 9:10 AM

are as beta as farook. Five......four.....three....................two.................................................................................................................one



Seriously ? Be a freaking adult.

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That's how I learned fractions as a kid***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:10 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


I would think pulling out a gun and shooting near their feet


Apr 27, 2016, 9:18 AM

would be much more effective

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What, like a 12 gauge?***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:19 AM



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AK-47...what is this, amateur hour?***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:21 AM



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An AK can fire bird shot?***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:31 AM



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My go-to is looking them in the eye as I smash my


Apr 27, 2016, 9:21 AM [ in reply to I would think pulling out a gun and shooting near their feet ]

right fist into my left palm and say: "Listen up, Bucko."

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Bucko? Beta AF***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:22 AM



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That'll Show um


Apr 27, 2016, 9:22 AM [ in reply to My go-to is looking them in the eye as I smash my ]



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I like your funny words magic man


LOLLERS


Apr 27, 2016, 9:22 AM

you sound like you never have to herd 10 8year olds at once.

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Feels.***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:30 AM



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I typically just


Apr 27, 2016, 9:29 AM

write up a shame sign and make my daughter pose with it.




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: I typically just


Apr 27, 2016, 9:35 AM

Is that yours? What kinda guy raises a dog who steals from homeless people?

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No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the


Apr 27, 2016, 9:38 AM

interwebs that has a large collection of pictures of my GSP. Lemme know if you're interested.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the


Apr 27, 2016, 9:45 AM

Am. In the market for a dog soon and want a pointer of some kind.

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Do you have next door access to a 50 acre park***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:50 AM



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Re: Do you have next door access to a 50 acre park***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:52 AM

Actually, yah. Even moreso when I eventually move back to the Panhandle to my grandaddy's farm.

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Re: No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the


Apr 27, 2016, 9:51 AM [ in reply to Re: No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the ]

@elliethegsp on instagram, if you use it.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the


Apr 27, 2016, 9:55 AM

bewn

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You made an IG account just for your dog?


Apr 27, 2016, 10:03 AM [ in reply to Re: No, not mine. But I can direct you to a location on the ]

Just when I think you can't get any gheyer, you go full-TXTF

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To be fair, it remains to be unknown if it was Red who did


Apr 27, 2016, 10:23 AM

it, and who runs it...

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


NO NO STAHP DON'T EVEN TRY TO LET HIM OFF THE HOOK


Apr 27, 2016, 10:25 AM

You are correct. But his unsolicited pimping of it make him equally guilty, regardless of who created it and/or runs it.

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OMG HOLED UP


Apr 27, 2016, 10:31 AM



I'm pretty certain that he staged this photo himself, that means setting camera down on timer, then running at phone...

I retract my previous statement.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


GET SOME SHORTS THAT FIT, #####.


Apr 27, 2016, 10:35 AM

Those are waaaaayyyyy too baggy.

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SORRY FOR BEING FORMERLY FAT***


Apr 27, 2016, 10:46 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Sorry my dog has friends, bro.***


Apr 27, 2016, 10:46 AM [ in reply to NO NO STAHP DON'T EVEN TRY TO LET HIM OFF THE HOOK ]



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: I typically just


Apr 27, 2016, 9:50 AM [ in reply to I typically just ]



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maybe we should spank them***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:34 AM



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My method is to spank them in the jaw with a closed fist.***


Apr 27, 2016, 9:35 AM



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Says the guy who spends 37,000 steps a day


Apr 27, 2016, 9:35 AM

chasing kids who won't listen to him. Beta-steps, I might add.

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39,698........


Apr 27, 2016, 9:58 AM

bucko

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If you randomly and indiscriminately swat your kids with a


Apr 27, 2016, 9:42 AM

rolled up magazine in the head and neck area from an early age, they'll be too scared and jittery to disobey as they grow older, thus alleviating the counting...which for a LOT of parents, is the toughest part of that whole exercise.

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I tell them twice and then beat them mercilessly***


Apr 27, 2016, 10:00 AM



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So...you have spare time to kill.


Apr 27, 2016, 10:02 AM

I guess you're a man of leisure, and that sounds nice.

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If you raise your voice and they don't wince in preparation


Apr 27, 2016, 11:59 AM

of what is about to become of them..you are doing it wrong.

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Re: Parents who count after telling their kids to obey


Apr 27, 2016, 12:00 PM

my dad never made it to 2.5 before I set the house on fire.

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