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Heisman Winner [135559]
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I could totally see Prodigal writing this.
May 29, 2020, 12:19 AM
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Some of them comments are gold
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Legend [19919]
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Papa is missing one major detail...
May 29, 2020, 1:33 AM
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It takes 2 to tango.
He can quote scripture (including the Hebrew Old Testament) all he wants, but that doesn’t make his daughter innocent. However, if it was rape, the OT clearly outlines how the rapist can buy the daughter so that she may become his bride. Deut 22: 28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
Extreme Christians, Lol.
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CU Medallion [60200]
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girl obviously wasn't raised right
May 29, 2020, 8:07 AM
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you think she might have had "daddy issues"? Whew.
Lucky she's not a stripper now.
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I’m safe
May 29, 2020, 8:30 AM
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Never took anyone’s virginity
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Heisman Winner [105383]
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Oh man
May 29, 2020, 8:35 AM
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if the father of the girl whose virginity I took decides to give me that kind of letter, it is going to make Christmas with them REALLY awkward. Of course, he would still want to see his grand kids though.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Sames, bruh.***
May 29, 2020, 8:59 AM
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Heisman Winner [105383]
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She told me I was the only one.
May 29, 2020, 9:02 AM
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DAMN
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She didn't tell you about that summer in Gatlinburg with
May 29, 2020, 9:03 AM
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her cousin
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Heisman Winner [105383]
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reverse that gif to make it much funnier
May 29, 2020, 9:14 AM
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JIF, like the peanut butter
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: reverse that gif to make it much funnier
May 29, 2020, 9:17 AM
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I got 3
May 29, 2020, 8:47 AM
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All 3 are married now, so I should be safe.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: I got 3
May 29, 2020, 8:58 AM
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They're not scalps, you savage.
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Heisman Winner [105383]
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Right, it's more of a merkin***
May 29, 2020, 9:01 AM
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They were back then
May 29, 2020, 9:02 AM
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I was a savage for about 2 years there.
/r/ihavesex
I wish I would have paced myself, because the curve has flattened.
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Orange Blooded [4606]
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I feel like I'm going to start using this quote on message
May 29, 2020, 9:13 AM
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board posts at some time in the future:
I will tell you that my wrath against you is so great that to kill you by prolonged and extreme torture followed by the thorough desecration and destruction of your corpse would not be enough to extinguish my anger. However, I am restrained from doing violence against you by the sole fact that I have given my heart to our Savior, Jesus Christ, and doing willful harm to a fellow Christian is an impossibility...
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Me in 30 years
May 29, 2020, 9:15 AM
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Ive already saved this document
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CU Medallion [64837]
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You can go ahead and send a copy to CS02 today.
May 29, 2020, 9:18 AM
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That'll save you on the increase in stamp cost over the next 10 years.
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Or stock up on Forever stamps now***
May 29, 2020, 9:39 AM
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How would be know...
May 29, 2020, 9:33 AM
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His daughter was a virgin?
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She gave him her word
May 29, 2020, 9:40 AM
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And it was his most prized treasure
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: She gave him her word
May 29, 2020, 10:18 AM
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Yea, metiger®, can't you effin' read?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Oculus Spirit [78823]
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tl;dr***
May 29, 2020, 9:49 AM
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So you can't
May 29, 2020, 10:13 AM
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Red.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: So you can't
May 29, 2020, 10:18 AM
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this. is. classic... right click, save as...***
May 29, 2020, 10:30 AM
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