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Only Tiger fans would truly understand!
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Only Tiger fans would truly understand!


Sep 7, 2012, 8:58 AM

The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States.

A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father in Walhalla and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will becoming to my inauguration?


"I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."


"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.


"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"


"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York ."


"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."


The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come."


So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2024 arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.


The parents of the new President are seated in the front row. The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"


The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do."


Dad says proudly,


"Her brother played football at Clemson".

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Re: Only Tiger fans would truly understand!


Sep 7, 2012, 9:09 AM

Nice!

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Yep. +1.***


Sep 7, 2012, 9:24 AM



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This post is why we need multiple TUing ability***


Sep 7, 2012, 9:47 AM



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You sir are a true Tiger fan. POTY.***


Sep 7, 2012, 11:16 AM



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Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em - The Webb Wilder credo


thought this was going to be that the inaguration was being


Sep 7, 2012, 12:49 PM

held on the same day as a bowl game so he couldn't attend. That's what I would be thinking.

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"The one who thinks we can and the one who thinks we can't are both right! Which one are you, son? Which one are you, son?"


Bowl games in Feb?***


Sep 7, 2012, 1:08 PM



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Love it!!!! GO TIGERS!! TU for you!!***


Sep 7, 2012, 1:15 PM



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fake


Sep 7, 2012, 1:27 PM

there is no presidential inauguration in 2024

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Where were you when we had all that Big12 talk? We could


Sep 7, 2012, 1:49 PM

have used your investigative skills then.

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