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One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 12, 2020, 9:42 PM
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over to his house and while we are chatting, offers me a cookie. And then of course I always say, "These cookies are good, is that Nutmeg I taste in there?". Of course they always act like they did not hear you, but I always persists and say, "No, I swear that it tastes like there is a hint of Nutmeg.". This of course eventually leads to the obligatory response, "It is a family recipe and I can't tell you.". And as usual, within minutes, I am being ushered out of their house due to my pathological persistence and this has cost me a lot of friendships.
Well, I got tired of losing guy friends, so I tried something different this last time. Instead of persisting, I just casually told my male counterpart that "I am allergic to Nutmeg, and if there is, you need to get me to the emergency room right away or I could die from anaphylactic shock."
I am not sure if anyone else has had this same experience, but it turns out it was cinnamon the entire time.
Thanks for letting me share and Happy Easter everyone.
even you Bengaline.
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It was nutmeg.
Apr 12, 2020, 9:44 PM
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Keep the Benadryl nearby.
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Re: It was nutmeg.
Apr 12, 2020, 9:45 PM
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i am not allergic to nutmeg silly, you completely missed the moral of the story here.
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Food allergies are no laughing matter.
Apr 12, 2020, 9:47 PM
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Unless you bring peanuts on a plane or to an elementary school, then it’s freaking hilarious.
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Re: Food allergies are no laughing matter.
Apr 12, 2020, 9:48 PM
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There are no nuts in nutmeg moran, is any of this getting through?
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Re: Food allergies are no laughing matter.
Apr 12, 2020, 9:49 PM
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Wrong bat channel bam??
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Re: Nutmeg is made from nuts.
Apr 12, 2020, 9:51 PM
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it is made from seeds, are you really this dumb?
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It wouldn’t be called nutmeg if it weren’t made from nuts.
Apr 12, 2020, 9:59 PM
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If it were made from seeds, it would be called seedmeg.
Are you really this dumb?
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Re: It wouldn’t be called nutmeg if it weren’t made from nuts.
Apr 12, 2020, 10:01 PM
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you are thinking of cumin.
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Where’s Bob when we need him?***
Apr 12, 2020, 10:18 PM
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Re: Where’s Bob when we need him?***
Apr 12, 2020, 10:46 PM
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wait, when have we ever needed cutigerbob®?
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Re: Where’s Bob when we need him?***
Apr 12, 2020, 10:53 PM
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This all reminds me of a joke about a Dr., a lawyer and a Rabi that walked into a bar...
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Go on...***
Apr 13, 2020, 9:41 AM
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Re: It was nutmeg.
Apr 12, 2020, 10:18 PM
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Darn. I was thinking the story was going in the direction of poisensing his neighbors so he'd have Wi-Fi all to himself.
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I dated a girl named Meg. She was a nut.
Apr 12, 2020, 10:39 PM
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She broke up with me when my friends started calling her NutMeg. Knew it was I who started it.
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Have you ever woken up to an unpleasant sensation in the prostate area?***
Apr 12, 2020, 9:57 PM
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 12, 2020, 10:17 PM
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I think I see the problem .
If you eat enough nutmeg it can cause you to hallucinate .
Are you sure it wasn't nutmeg after all ?
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 12, 2020, 10:47 PM
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good to know. How much exactly is enough, you know, to hallucinate?
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3 heaping tablespoons should do the trick
Apr 13, 2020, 11:57 AM
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I had a friend in high school that ate a whole jar of it. SMH
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 12, 2020, 10:53 PM
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At least he didn’t offer you a tampon.
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Note to self, replace Cinnamon with Nutmeg if Tbalm
Apr 12, 2020, 11:34 PM
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ever shows up for a fish fry....................I wish I had one of those smiley faces.....
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Maybe this "life thing" just isn't for you.***
Apr 12, 2020, 11:49 PM
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 13, 2020, 12:00 AM
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You sir, have been watching to many Geico insurance commercials!!!
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 13, 2020, 5:45 AM
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And I thought I was bored being shut in.
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 13, 2020, 8:00 AM
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Still nutmeg. They lied.
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I don’t eat sweets.
Apr 13, 2020, 8:39 AM
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Except red hots, I do eat red hots. And sour gummy worms.
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Re: I don’t eat sweets.
Apr 13, 2020, 11:48 AM
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I like candy corn because it is delicious and has vegetable in it.
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 13, 2020, 11:32 AM
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This is the type of riveting dialog that makes most of us check in on TNet during this time when there is no new information on the Tigers to be had due to the shutdown.
Not Football related but at least it is not Covid-19 or Politically related.
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Re: One of my biggest pet peeves is when a male friend has me
Apr 13, 2020, 11:47 AM
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Thank you, I have been saying this even when they did have content.
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