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Oldie but a goodie
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Oldie but a goodie


Nov 20, 2014, 10:10 AM

Two University of South Carolina fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first South Carolina fan says to the second, “Boy, I wish I could do that.”

The second South Carolina fan replies, “Yeah, me too. But I wouldn’t try it.”

The first South Carolina fan asks, “Why not?”

The second South Carolina fan replies, “Because I’m afraid the dog might bite me.”

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Nov 20, 2014, 10:12 AM

Two South Carolina Fans walked into a bar.

The Clemson fan ducked.

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Nov 20, 2014, 10:18 AM

Riverbanks Zoo was having some issues with their female gorilla. She had become moody, even surly at times. The vets had come to the conclusion that she needed male companionship. They had searched across the country for a suitable male gorilla without luck, so in desparation they placed this ad in the state paper, "We have a female gorilla in heat. Need male to provide as a partner. $500 for this opportunity." On the third day the ad ran, a middle aged man showed up at the zoo and asked to see the gorilla keeper. This man was wearing Jorts and a Clowney jersey. His visor was just like Spurrier's with his long mullet locks flowing freely. I can only assume that he was a Gamecock fan as he never actually said he was. He asked about the ad, and the zoo keeper verified that it was for real. He asked to see the gorilla. The zoo keeper complied. The man stuffed his hands deep into his pockets and looked to be just as deep in thought. Then he said, "I'll do it, but I have three things you got to agree to first." The zoo keeper shook her head and the man continued. "First, you can't let my wife find out as she would tend to take it personally. Secondly, with lips like that gorillas, I would like some dark red lipstick put on them. And third, I only got $50 on me, can I pay the rest of the $500 in installments?" The zoo keeper agreed to all three demands.

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