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OK, here's the Deal!

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Posted: May 14, 2017 11:38 AM
 

Many of you may be wondering why I am making a parody post of our good friend lightbulbbill®, and the answer is simple enough... It's because I've been drinking.

But please hear me out. I have no idea who LiGhTbUlBBILl really is, in real life. But I know that I can count on him for some entertainment and even a little nostalgia every time that I log into TNet. He is clearly a Tiger among Tigers, and has been vouched for by hartins®, whom I also do not know personally but somehow seem to trust here on the interwebs. Yeah I know, Bill gets a little nervous before big games. Well, who doesn't, you coots! Yeah and I know, I know, he promised to quit TigerNet after upteen posts and he didn't. But who hast quit TNet and then shown up the very next day, afraid that they may be missing some urgent recruiting news. Let's face it, the temptation is just to strong for an average man. But Bill isn't average. He isn't even good. But he is honorable! So let's put him where he belongs.

With that said, Bill of the bulbs is only 400 some odd upvotes from being in the Ring of Honor. So are we Tigers not generous enough to get an old friend where he deserves to be? Yeah we give out $2 bills but are we willing to give 2 thumbs up to Bill? Let's do this TNet nation! I believe in you mange!!!


LET'S GET BILL INTO THE RING OF HONOR!!!


Per the Marvallettes

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Posted: May 14, 2017 11:45 AM
 

(No, no, no, no)
(Don't mess with Bill)
Say it one more time
(Don't mess with Bill)

Now, I know he's a guy
Who put tears in my eyes
A thousand times or more
Oh, but every time he would apologize
I loved him more than before

Hear what I say, girls keep away
(No, no, no, no)
(Don't mess with Bill)

Leave my Billy alone
(Don't mess with Bill)
Get a guy of your own
(Don't mess with Bill)

Now there's Johnny, there's Joe
And there's Frank and Jim
Just to name a few
Now, Bill's got me and I've got him
I'm sure there's one for you

Hear what I say, girls keep away
(No, no, no, no)
(Don't mess with Bill)

He's mine all mine
(Don't mess with Bill)
I say it one more time
(Don't mess with Bill)

Though I tell myself
He wants no one else
So keeps coming back to me
Now, I'm in no position to want competition
I want to be sure as can be

Hear what I say, girls keep away
(No, no, no, no)
(Don't mess with Bill)

Leave my Billy alone
(Don't mess with Bill)
Get a guy of your own
(Don't mess with Bill)

'Cause he's mine all mine
(Don't mess with Bill)
I say it one more time
(Don't mess with Bill)

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Don't mess with Bill)
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Re: Per the Marvallettes


Posted: May 14, 2017 12:27 PM
 

LBB does not have time to reply. He is either with Girlfriend #1, 2, 3, 0r 4.

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Here are a couple chances...


Posted: May 14, 2017 12:43 PM
 

http://www.tigernet.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=1697299

http://www.tigernet.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=1697437


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