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You guys think you have it bad with the seat equity plan?
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You guys think you have it bad with the seat equity plan?


Oct 19, 2016, 2:51 PM

You should try owning a box. Rumor has it that the catering minimum per game next season is going from $3500 to $6500, and that the private bartenders are going up to $65/hour.

It's making me want to just stay outside in my AOC spaces and eat catered food on the tailgate of my Range Rover.

Just wanted to offer this up to show how it's tough all over.

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Oct 19, 2016, 2:52 PM



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Range Rovers have tailgates?


Oct 19, 2016, 2:53 PM

I also heard the '4WD' selector doesn't actually do anything on them, either....

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Whatever choice(s) you make makes you. Choose wisely.


ahem


Oct 19, 2016, 2:59 PM



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Re: ahem


Oct 19, 2016, 3:20 PM

So, how do you trim and shave the back of the head with those barber chairs like that?!

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Whatever choice(s) you make makes you. Choose wisely.


I only get haircuts on my jet.


Oct 19, 2016, 3:48 PM

Got that idea from Willy.

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Re: You guys think you have it bad with the seat equity plan?


Oct 19, 2016, 2:54 PM

I feel your pain Bro. Times are hard!

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You can have mine, we never use it. It stays too cold in


Oct 19, 2016, 2:54 PM

there on those hot days.

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Re: You guys think you have it bad with the seat equity plan?


Oct 19, 2016, 3:52 PM

A man of your stature needs a bus at least.

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That would put me over with the hoi polloi by Jervey


Oct 19, 2016, 3:54 PM

no thanks.

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Re: That would put me over with the hoi polloi by Jervey


Oct 19, 2016, 3:57 PM

Well, hopefully you can use the write off.

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OBED THIS ISN'T FAIR TELL THE WHOLE STORY


Oct 19, 2016, 4:05 PM

Guys Obed is right but he's not telling you EVERYTHING.

Yeah our expenses are going up (our boxes are side-by-side, but we had sushi with Dan at Masa in NYC this summer and he did offer us the following:

*A door to be built adjoining our boxes so we don't have to walk all the way out and reenter.
*Inaugural slides down the slide in the new football building
*Use of the private lookout atop the Oculus once per month
*Unlimited coupons for free face paintings from those people that walk around the common folk parking lots
*Rally Cats coming to the annual Christmas party at our Cricket club.

I mean, not exactly a dollar for dollar trade but c'mon Obed let's be fair. We left there feeling decent about the whole thing this summer. No sense in trashing Dan now.

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Oct 19, 2016, 4:11 PM

We did have some jolly good fellowship with Dan (or "Raddy" as we call him) when he did his best to accommodate our requests, and it probably isn't fair for me to call him out in this manner.

It just irritates me to see the catering bill almost double when we all know they've been skimping on the rum in the bananas Foster for almost a decade now.

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Aaaargh! You HAD to remind me about the rum discussion.


Oct 19, 2016, 5:01 PM

I mean, he had ZERO problem sending the bellhop out in search of Lime-A-Ritas in NYC but acts like making a decent drink will cut into the Riggs donor profit centers.

Pfft. That's why I always KNEW Raddy would succeed. He knows how to squeeze the 'ole orange!

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Oct 19, 2016, 9:53 PM [ in reply to OBED THIS ISN'T FAIR TELL THE WHOLE STORY ]

A TRDJ sighting!

I don't know, if the lads and lasses over in the lounge find out you and obed are mingling with the mangy masses, they're not gonna like it.

Hope you two don't get banned - or worse yet ostracized - by those joungers.... you KNOW they don't cotton to hobnobbing with us common folk!

Jes' sayin'

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Oct 19, 2016, 4:08 PM



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^^^^THIS^^^^


Oct 19, 2016, 4:13 PM

hahaha

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Ha, good one chap!


Oct 19, 2016, 4:15 PM [ in reply to Do you have to be a grad to buy one?*** ]

Thanks for keeping me keyed in to the colloquialisms of the masses.....it took me a minute to realize that you were using the word "grad" to mean "alumnus". Good show!

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Oct 19, 2016, 4:36 PM



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I've got a couple of box seats. Hard to see through


Oct 19, 2016, 4:54 PM

the cardboard. My catering is $5 footlong. Don't know what all those hooty-snooty box folks are complaining about.

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I'll tend bar for drinks and a place to stand for the game.


Oct 19, 2016, 5:49 PM

I might provide sexual favors if you really have no legs. I just couldn't trust a BS artist.

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Oct 20, 2016, 8:06 AM

it or not until after next season is over. :)

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