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Bash a coot right here ! STEP RIGHT UP!
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Bash a coot right here ! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:04 PM

put her right here!

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Where can I choke my chicken?***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:05 PM



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there you go sonny!***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:05 PM



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Like KFC, Clemson does Chicken Right!!!!!!!!***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:05 PM



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there ya go


Nov 20, 2012, 2:06 PM

now go punt some cootie in the balls

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Okay...


Nov 20, 2012, 2:06 PM

What do you call it when you see a Clemson Team doing community service together?

Voluntary.

What do you call it when you see a Gamecock team doing community service together?

Prison Work Program

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good job***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:07 PM



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I don't talk about beating #####!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:07 PM

X

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see how easy it is?***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:08 PM



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Chickens are good for nothing but dinner!***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:07 PM



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There's going to be a whole lot of male anatomy in


Nov 20, 2012, 2:08 PM

clemson on saturday night....

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their head coach looks like a walking one***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:09 PM



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Which one, the big #### or the little ####?***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:09 PM



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Clemson big ####, USC little ####,,, 65-40-4


Nov 20, 2012, 3:53 PM

that little #### has a long way to go to become as big as Clemson

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##### suck!***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:09 PM



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


spurlid sucks #####***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:09 PM



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Hey Steve... my ##### bigger than your ####!!!***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:09 PM



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What is the only sign of intelligence in Columbia?


Nov 20, 2012, 2:11 PM

CLEMSON 130 MILES

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Clemson Football, the glory days are here!


beeeuty***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:12 PM



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Any grown man that ye'lls go #####, sucks ####!!***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:11 PM



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Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:12 PM

All Gamecock fans deserve to have to walk through a sea of Legos everytime they go to take a crap!

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there's a winner every minute!!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:13 PM

keep em coming!

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How do you get from Clemson to South Carolina?


Nov 20, 2012, 2:12 PM

Fail out

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Clemson Football, the glory days are here!


I thought the directions were.....


Nov 20, 2012, 7:49 PM

63 miles south then 17 miles east.

Go Tigers!

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magnus pulls his #### out of spurlid***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:13 PM



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gamecock will is a transvestite***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:14 PM



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What is the difference btween a South Carolina Homecoming


Nov 20, 2012, 2:14 PM

Quenn and an elephant? About 15 pounds

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Clemson Football, the glory days are here!


Steve Spurrier loves ##### and zima***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:15 PM



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How many coot co-eds can you fit on a bar stool?


Nov 20, 2012, 2:16 PM

4, if you flip it over.

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:16 PM

Why does Spurrier always wear a visor? To hide the circumcision scar.

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clowney hides his #### in spurlids doo doo shoot***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:17 PM



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Yo Bartender


Nov 20, 2012, 2:17 PM

A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Gamecock joke.

"Listen buddy," the bartender growled, "see those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the South Carolina football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at South Carolina. That guy in the corner was South Carolina’s all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in three sports at Carolina. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to tell your Gamecock joke here?"

"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

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haahahahaahhahaahahah!!!!!!!!!!!***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:18 PM



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Did you hear the library at USC burned down?


Nov 20, 2012, 2:18 PM

Yep, they lost both books, and one hadn't even been colored in yet

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Clemson Football, the glory days are here!


I'll have to bash all 14 SEC teams to bash them


Nov 20, 2012, 2:19 PM

cause they pull for them all

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Dirt Peckers


Nov 20, 2012, 2:20 PM

That's all you gotta say...

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What's the difference between a Gamecock fan and a puppy?


Nov 20, 2012, 2:24 PM

After a while the puppy stops whining.

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Clemson Football, the glory days are here!


And one last one: What's the only thing a degree from USC is


Nov 20, 2012, 2:29 PM

good for? Parking in Handicap Spaces

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Clemson Football, the glory days are here!


I don't always choke my chicken


Nov 20, 2012, 2:28 PM

I don't always choke my chicken, but when I do I think of Spurrier to keep from killing it too quick.

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Spurrier loves the doo doo ice***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:29 PM



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Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:31 PM

One day in an elementary school in Columbia, SC, a teacher asks her class if the South Carolina Gamecocks are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, “What’s your favorite football team Jimmy?”

Little Jimmy says, “The Clemson Tigers ”

The teacher asks, “Well, why is that?”

Little Jimmy says, “Well, my dad is a Tiger fan, my mom is a Tiger fan, I guess that makes me a Tiger fan.”

The teacher angered by his reply says, “If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?”

Little Jimmy says, “Well, I guess that would make me a South Carolina fan.”

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"Clemson has been historically better than Carolina. That's pretty obvious." - Classof09

"No one knew we were overhyped until the season started." - Classof09


Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:49 PM

Q: What’s the difference between a South Carolina fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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"Clemson has been historically better than Carolina. That's pretty obvious." - Classof09

"No one knew we were overhyped until the season started." - Classof09


Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:55 PM

What do you get when you cross a coot fan and a pig?-NOTHING-there's some things a pig won't do

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And Last one.....


Nov 20, 2012, 2:51 PM

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the University of South Carolina campus. That’s the last place you would find a football player.

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"Clemson has been historically better than Carolina. That's pretty obvious." - Classof09

"No one knew we were overhyped until the season started." - Classof09


Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 2:53 PM

How do you get a Gamecock Graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza....

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They're fans of USuCk, need I say more?***


Nov 20, 2012, 2:55 PM



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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


I can think of no better way to celebrate Thanksgiving


Nov 20, 2012, 3:02 PM

than with a good ol' fashioned poultry demolishing!!

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Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 3:21 PM

KFC, Church's and Popeye's have filed a complaint against the Clemson Tigers. They said that the Tigers fried more chicken in Death Valley than any of them combined. LOL!!!!

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GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!


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Nov 20, 2012, 3:40 PM

you might be a gamecock if the best season you ever had did not involve a conference championship!

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###! A coot as a nickname and OLD BALL sack as a coach!


Nov 20, 2012, 3:40 PM

Geezzzz.

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Nov 20, 2012, 3:42 PM

This man works 40 hour weeks at McDonalds and is married to his cousin. How long has he been a Gamecock fan?

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Shixty-Shree-Sheventeen!!!!***


Nov 20, 2012, 3:48 PM



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their mascot looks looks like a Queer Chicken in that getup


Nov 20, 2012, 3:51 PM

and coming out from behind a curtain

talk about a cheap entrance, coming out of a curtain is one cheap entrance

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Re: Bash a coot right here get a point! STEP RIGHT UP!


Nov 20, 2012, 3:53 PM

I cut a chickens head off today and it felt goooooooood!!!!!!!!!!

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So word has it Clowney was late for practice today..


Nov 20, 2012, 3:55 PM

Was driving in on I-26, saw a sign that said CLEAN RESTROOMS, 8 MILES

By the time he was done he had cleaned 144 of them and was 2 hours late.

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Nothing better than a well beaten ####***


Nov 20, 2012, 7:38 PM



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Clemson is a like a sore peeter!! (sorry if sounds Germans)


Nov 20, 2012, 7:44 PM

You cant beat them in Death Valley.

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