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POOR AOC, SHE GONE LEARN TODAY
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POOR AOC, SHE GONE LEARN TODAY


Sep 27, 2019, 11:25 AM

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

AOC looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." AOC replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as AOC placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. AOC was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

AOC replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.


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Sep 27, 2019, 11:35 AM

Can convince me you're not a bengaline scok

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


But what about his fierce selfies? Those couldn't have been


Sep 27, 2019, 11:37 AM

faked.

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ROH


What say you


Sep 27, 2019, 11:43 AM

A912®

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Totally reminds me of this joke:


Sep 27, 2019, 11:44 AM

A talking pony walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the pony says, “are you hiring?”

The manager looks the pony up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”

The pony nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

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The pony WHATS?


Sep 27, 2019, 11:59 AM

You caint just say that word in these days and times and times of days.

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Re: The pony WHATS?


Sep 27, 2019, 12:06 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk

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I would reply with "Aave Oatthews Cand?" as an


Sep 27, 2019, 12:09 PM

obligatory remark, but she doesn't deserve that Jounge honor.

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