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CU Medallion [64837]
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Browsing Pr0n
Oct 8, 2018, 12:29 PM
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So I was browsing pr0n yesterday, looking for a new genre that the wife might enjoy. (She doesn't enjoy some of the more niche films that I enjoy.) I came across a video that was just a woman sitting on the toilet blasting farts. No nudity, just a BBW woman ripping the loudest farts ever and talking trash like "oh yea, stick your face in it" and "that one was wet... it smells sooooo bad". It was hysterical. Too bad you guys are the only folks I can share this with. I've seen a lot of weird things, but this was a first for me. Is this any of y'all's kink?
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All-In [35541]
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cake farts
Oct 8, 2018, 12:30 PM
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dot com
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Fart Hammer
Oct 8, 2018, 12:34 PM
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YW
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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No, but from my observations while running errands in
Oct 8, 2018, 12:35 PM
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Anderson over the weekend, I can say with the utmost certainty that it's got a big following. So many otherwise normal dudes with a land whale for a wife. And not pretty whales, either....I'm talking like a humpback with a bunch of barnacles on it and stuff. Maybe some scars from fighting giant octopii. Women I'd be embarrassed to be out in public with, but these guys are undoubtedly banging them.
My wife has a coworker who is HUGE. Only like 28 years old, but she's almost to the point where she can't walk. She loses her breath simply talking. The FUPA inches closer to her knees by the day, but I'll be ###### if she doesn't have a long term boyfriend. How? Why? The very fact that she can find someone to fugg her makes me sick, hard to believe honestly.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I hear ya, but I have 1 question:
Oct 8, 2018, 12:36 PM
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How smelly/loud are her farts?
Asking for a friend.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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They probably don't actually make any noise
Oct 8, 2018, 12:40 PM
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They just kind of seep through the creases in the fat until they escape into the atmosphere. There simply isn't enough force behind them to evacuate the fart in a normal sense.
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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probably like farting in chest waders
Oct 8, 2018, 3:23 PM
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You don’t smell it until after you forget about it. And it’s about 10x worse by then.
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Beauty is only skin deep
Oct 8, 2018, 12:39 PM
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but fat can be layers deep.
Probably guys with micropenuses. They're probably like, well if I had a 13" donger like Tickle_It, I still couldn't get it in. OH Well.
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what, bro?
Oct 8, 2018, 2:24 PM
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IT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME!
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Re: Browsing Pr0n
Oct 8, 2018, 12:58 PM
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I found one of a guy getting a girl from behind in a bathroom. He would periodically dunk her head in the toilet. And she LIKED it.
I was disturbed after the deed.
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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how do you find this stuff
Oct 8, 2018, 1:00 PM
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I mean how?
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110%er [9879]
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This one was just suggested based on my
Oct 8, 2018, 1:01 PM
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previous viewing history
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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Tumblr has #### near anything you can imagine
Oct 8, 2018, 3:26 PM
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Find a kink that's hot, click on the likes. Then go to those blogs and see more.
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That didn't take long to find***
Oct 8, 2018, 3:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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That wut?***
Oct 8, 2018, 3:39 PM
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All-In [35541]
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What tigerblood was talking about***
Oct 8, 2018, 3:43 PM
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110%er [9879]
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It's pretty good, huh?
Oct 8, 2018, 7:35 PM
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I laughed the first time I watched it. And then rewinded it and fapped.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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$10 says he peed on her at least once too***
Oct 8, 2018, 1:01 PM
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110%er [9879]
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If by peed, you mean routinely
Oct 8, 2018, 1:02 PM
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and violent choked her with his member, then you could be accurate.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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I learned a new term yesterday
Oct 8, 2018, 1:18 PM
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Sounding. Do NOT Google it.
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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There is an entire subreddit dedicated to that
Oct 8, 2018, 1:42 PM
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I know because a certain Steve sent me that link.
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samesies
Oct 8, 2018, 1:44 PM
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i did not go to there though. Can you please describe it for me in 140 characters or less??
kthxbye
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Imagine pegging, but the other end. Much more painful
Oct 8, 2018, 1:46 PM
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I would imagine.
I hope I am recalling this correctly. If not, then I have shown an even darker side of Greenr than I wanted to.
It's sticking things in your penishole
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BUT WHY
Oct 8, 2018, 2:20 PM
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and who decided to call it 'sounding'
does it even make a sound? I'm imagining when you poke the straw thru the plastic cup lid for the first time.
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Many, many years ago, when wife was a young, nubile ER nurse
Oct 8, 2018, 2:39 PM
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a inmate from the state prison was brought in for a "groin injury". He had shoved 3 AA batteries up his pee hole.
I asked if they were in series, or parallel. Wife replied, "does it really matter?".
I guess not.
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I have so many questions***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:43 PM
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just make sure you stretch first
Oct 8, 2018, 2:47 PM
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maybe start with AAA's, and work up to D's from there.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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^^^this guy sounds^^^***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:49 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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like what?***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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LIKE A STRAW GOING THROUGH THE TOP FOR THE FIRST TIME***
Oct 8, 2018, 3:04 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Like Meg Ryan in "When Harry met Sally"
Oct 8, 2018, 3:05 PM
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I'll have what he's having!
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Oct 8, 2018, 2:45 PM
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Seriously ?
and 19B® thought I was effed in the head
I may, actually, be, effed in the head, so...
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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My favorite is the murica video.....
Oct 8, 2018, 1:21 PM
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Fat bearded guy with a Ford Tough tshirt is getting a blowie by a purple-haired woman standing outside his pickup truck. While getting the blowie, he shotguns a bud light, fires off an entire 9mm magazine, burps, smaks her up side the head and says "Murica".
Guy's a freaking hero.
#willnotpoastlink
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Re: My favorite is the murica video.....
Oct 8, 2018, 3:41 PM
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Would you consider Tmale-one that link to everyone ITT?!?!
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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Sure. But you better be over 18 ######.
Oct 8, 2018, 4:05 PM
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Won't psudo-doxx myself..... using a link from another blog.
And done.
Message was edited by: Tiggity®
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Re: Sure. But you better be over 18 ######.
Oct 8, 2018, 4:36 PM
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I am of legal adulting age. Unfortunately I’m far above that age these days.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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I got 18 doubled. And then some.
Oct 8, 2018, 4:51 PM
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Enjoy your video.
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Re: I got 18 doubled. And then some.
Oct 8, 2018, 5:27 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA....that’s a classic! Thanks for the amusing video of the day.
I’m also double 18 + a half decade (at least I will Be later this month).
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I gotcha by a year.***
Oct 8, 2018, 5:39 PM
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Not sure I can fap to this...
Oct 8, 2018, 3:37 PM
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I walked up on one of my guys today............
Oct 8, 2018, 5:15 PM
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hunched over his toolbox. I knew he was on his cell and just wanted to mess with him.
Anyway I was Ninja quiet and stood there looking over his shoulder. When I finally said something I think he about sharded his pants.
I was like dude really! Midget pron?
Walked off and he's like please don't tell anyone. I'll hold that card for later.
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Re: Browsing Pr0n
Oct 8, 2018, 5:37 PM
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Glad you got to meet my sister. She is really nice off camera. When I was shooting that video we laughed that no one would watch it. You proved us wrong. Wow, time to start a production company.
Thanks for the support.
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APM just read through this thread. Well done Lungites.
Oct 8, 2018, 8:17 PM
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I ain't laughed like this in a while.
But dayum y'all some sick fugks.
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