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Anybody ever use whipped cream
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Anybody ever use whipped cream


May 24, 2019, 9:41 AM

during intercourse?

Had an ex put it on my dink one time.










Then left.




















So I'm standing there in Dairy Queen looking like a jack ###.



















Saying... hey kids get off me.

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I like your funny words magic man


Did they hold you upside down to show that


May 24, 2019, 9:42 AM

your dink wouldn't fall off?

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You mean like this?


May 24, 2019, 10:32 AM

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https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/00/81/16/28/1000_F_81162810_8TlZDomtVuVGlyqWL2I4HA7Wlqw7cr5a.jpg


Like this


May 24, 2019, 10:35 AM

Image result for varsity blues gif

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I like your funny words magic man


No, but I did hook up with this


May 24, 2019, 10:34 AM

dyslexic chick one time. I thought we were gonna have #####, but she just ended up cooking my sock.

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This Milf was hooking up with a guy when her husband


May 24, 2019, 10:43 AM

comes home early.

She tells him to jump in the closet until the coast is clear.

What they didn't know was a little tigermanac® was in the closet watching his mother get plowed by this guy.

The little boy and man were sitting there quiet in the closet and the little boy says "sure is dark in here isn't it"

The man says "shut up kid you're going to get me in trouble. Here's $20 just stay quiet."

A few days later the boy brings his mom a huge box of chocolate. Confused the mother assumes he stole it and the little boy couldn't say where he got the money for the chocolate.

Being Catholic she took the little boy in for his first confession.

The little boy gets in the box and says "sure is dark in here isn't it"

The Priest says "Don't start that with me again kid"

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I like your funny words magic man


So the priest WASN'T banging the kid?


May 24, 2019, 11:00 AM



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We used to sell flavored whip cream at Spencer Gifts


May 24, 2019, 11:32 AM

when I worked there back in high school. Tasted kinda meh

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APM has laughed reading this thread. Skrong work.***


May 24, 2019, 12:35 PM



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Uh yeah


May 24, 2019, 1:49 PM

I would always spray it down the length of my donger and let the woman enjoy. Always left me with stick thighs afterwards though. Wood wreck or mend a shower afterwards.

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Obligatory cherry flavored


May 24, 2019, 4:17 PM

#### lube....amirite tdrake®

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No. But pop rocks.....well......maybe.***


May 24, 2019, 3:40 PM



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