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Nightmare from COOTlumbia

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 8:51 PM
 

I was at the game this Saturday with my wife and infant daughter (yes, I brought my infant daughter to the game, because I don't know any better.) While walking to the stadium, we had rocks thrown at us and beer/liquor tossed on us as well. They called my baby a "stupid little tater bitch." I just held up my bible, I bring it everywhere, and kept walking. Once in the stadium, we found our seats amongst the coots in the upper deck. They were very loud and intoxicated. They called my wife a slut and threw drinks on all of us. One coot gagged himself in order to throw up all over my family. After we threw the interception, some stupid coot took my baby and threw her off the upper deck. Now I have no baby.. and we lost.. terrible weekend. But at least I still have way more class than the COOTS!!!


Typical***

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 8:54 PM
 



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Sorry to hear about all that, but look at it this way: think

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 8:55 PM
 

about all the money you'll save on diapers and formula!

Which means you'll now have more money for really important things...like LIKKER AN' BEER FOR THEM THAR BALLGAMES!!!! Yuk Yuk....

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Harry...

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:01 PM
 

Don't forget about all the $$$$ saved on babysitters, braces, private eyes following them...


LOL....Heck, he might even have enough left over for an


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:19 PM
 

extra girlfriend or two...on the side, of course!

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Sure take it to an extreme

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 8:56 PM
 

To marginalized the terrible college football environment that is WB. You would make a great defense lawyer for minorities.


Re: Sure take it to an extreme


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 10:27 PM
 

That's kinda racist isn't it? Dude?


My lord, I know that is B S, but was funny as ####

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 8:58 PM
 

LMFAO!


Re: My lord, I know that is B S, but was funny as ####


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:41 PM
 

I don't laugh at Coots on here often (in fact, I'm pretty sure I usually TD every single post of every single Coot I can find, hence my 39% TD rate).

But I laughed at this, too.


Re: My lord, I know that is B S, but was funny as ####


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:48 PM
 

Not really. The coots threw Miss Baby Doll over the back. She used to be Ric Flair's and Tully Blanchard's manager. The Nature Boy is pi$$ed she was with you.


Throw yourself off the upper deck next time moran***

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:00 PM
 




Re: Throw yourself off the upper deck next time moran***

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:33 PM
 

It's Moron you Moron.


Re: Throw yourself off the upper deck next time moran***

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:42 PM
 

^^^Another moran showing up. Prepare to be landblasted. Just take it with a grade of slaw, though.


You're lucky. Sound like your trip was better than average***


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:00 PM
 




Cute actually.....now we will help your pulse a bit.

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:01 PM
 

There - that should get it trending in the right direction....

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Then you bought more meth***


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:11 PM
 




this is hilarious

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:16 PM
 

Some are so butthurt they resort to lies thinking the nation will catch on. What a joke.


Re: this is hilarious


Posted: Dec 6, 2013 2:26 AM
 

?

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Re: this is hilarious

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Posted: Dec 6, 2013 6:14 PM
 

I think you missed the part where it was an obvious joke. The whole "tossed my baby off the upper deck. Now I have no baby…." should have given that away.

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Same thing happened to me but...


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:21 PM
 

...instead of my baby it was my dog.

Coots are dog haters...that's how terrible they are.

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jo

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:29 PM
 

Sorry for your loss. Are sure it wasn't Blood gang members that did that? I hear they have taken over down there. Maybe more police presence could have saved your baby.


Nice try. Everybody knows that no one would ever take their


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:34 PM
 

infant daughter to WB.

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That 5-0 paying your trailer rent coot?

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:34 PM
 

If not, you have until midnight.


And we let these people win***


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:34 PM
 




Re: And we let these people win***


Posted: Dec 6, 2013 5:59 PM
 

You let us win? Thanks. Gimme five!!!!!


Oh No - You guys have earned every win. Shaw and Spurrier


Posted: Dec 7, 2013 12:52 AM
 

out did us. 1st to acknowledge that.


LOL, Good One


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:37 PM
 

nm


Lol somebody missed the Moran joke***


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:38 PM
 




Is this true...should have made the paper????***

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:46 PM
 




I caught a baby that was thrown out of the stadium. WOW!

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:52 PM
 

Later we strolled with this infant through the horseshoe, and the child had diplomas thrown her way. WOW! Now she has a diploma from U$uC! She can start her career delivering pizzas early. What a lucky break! Do you want you U$uC college graduate baby back?

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Re: I caught a baby that was thrown out of the stadium. WOW!

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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 11:02 PM
 

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...


Should have sent wife and baby, but stayed home to be safe***


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 9:55 PM
 



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Posted: Dec 5, 2013 11:29 PM
 

That can't be true because there are no rocks to throw. The entire city is concrete.


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Posted: Dec 6, 2013 6:15 PM
 

Clearly it isn't true.

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Ha!


Posted: Dec 5, 2013 11:31 PM
 

Yeah, it's hilarious that your fan base consists largely of trash.

The streak isn't all bad. Every year it goes on a few more of our state's bottom feeding inbreds decide to pull for South Carolina.

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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia


Posted: Dec 6, 2013 11:52 AM
 

You're lucky then, because they killed my whole family.


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Posted: Dec 6, 2013 1:21 PM
 

This is great stuff!

Hope the baby is okay.


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Posted: Dec 6, 2013 5:57 PM
 

Hubby came home from work and told me a guy at work had a buddy who came back to his truck after the game and someone had actually crapped on it! I said yeah I heard they grabbed babies from Clemson mommies and threw them into their air and stabbed them kinda like the savages in the jungle. Honestly if it's that bad why don't you all stay home in two years and I promise you both fan bases would be much happier. I know I sure would!!!!


Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia


Posted: Dec 6, 2013 6:16 PM
 

You know it's a joke right dude? Nobody is throwing babies in Columbia...

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Sound about right***


Posted: Dec 6, 2013 7:48 PM
 




Classmate of mine got worse - got tricked by a tranny***


Posted: Dec 7, 2013 12:53 AM
 




Next time....


Posted: Dec 7, 2013 5:35 AM
 

Just take the misses to the mens room. I hear that's where coots do their baby making.


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