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Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 6:59 PM
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I like a little preparation H mixed with Gold bond medicated powder, mixes like an epoxy.
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 7:00 PM
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I've only had 1 hemorrhoid and its name was Jhop83
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Asspercream
May 25, 2020, 7:01 PM
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Get it in the tube!
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Doo-doo ice
May 25, 2020, 7:13 PM
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cortizone 10***
May 25, 2020, 7:17 PM
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Re: cortizone 10***
May 25, 2020, 7:24 PM
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Root Beer
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Legend [16779]
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This topic is all the proof I need!
May 25, 2020, 7:27 PM
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 7:37 PM
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I like a little preparation H mixed with Gold bond medicated powder, mixes like an epoxy.
If you use the extra strength gold bond powder and add some icy hot to the mix it works even better.
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 7:47 PM
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Texas Pete.
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2 Carolina Reapers dipped in olive oil
May 25, 2020, 7:54 PM
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Duct taped on so they stay put
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Duke's Mayonnaise***
May 25, 2020, 7:57 PM
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Re: Duke's Mayonnaise***
May 25, 2020, 7:59 PM
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Oh, sure. (rolls eyes). Next some joker is going to say K-Y Jelly.
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Re: Duke's Mayonnaise***
May 25, 2020, 8:58 PM
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I knew someone who swore by Vagisil. He is a coot fan. I’ll stick with Preparation H but prefer to not have one at all
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 8:10 PM
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Where is DSP when you need him?
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 9:19 PM
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Be tough, IcyHot
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 9:22 PM
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Preparation H white cream with Hydroccortizone for the the exterior only but it offers tremendous relief while watching football games or anything else. Their ointment doesn’t work for relief.
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Get it cut out. Hate I feared it for 10 years. Piece of cake.
May 25, 2020, 9:25 PM
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Just OD on Metamucil daily for a week after surgery. Soft serve, no pain.
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 9:31 PM
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well, Prep H et all help some in the short term. To really fix the problem it takes surgery. I did it 4 years ago and it was VERY painful for about 2 months, but it fixes the problem instead of covering it up. MUSC took good care of me on a Friday afternoon in 2016. It was an emergency procedure as I was in terrible shape......I don't wish that on anyone except the Taliban and ISIS...
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 9:54 PM
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I lift pretty heavy and from time to time get bad flare ups and I’ve noticed diet plays a huge roll in them. If I stay away from spicy foods, beer and everything else I love my butt won’t hurt.
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 10:23 PM
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Red axle grease mixed with Sensodyne Tooth paste
Message was edited by: allinallorangeallthetime52®
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 25, 2020, 10:31 PM
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 26, 2020, 2:01 AM
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Ointment is good for flare ups, but the application is ummmm....annoying.
Daily Colace did wonders for me. Was already doing the Metamucil.
Nothing worse than pinching a loaf and feeling like you're dead lifting 400 lbs. Not to mention the relentless pain that follows. The piles are no joke.
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Re: Hemorhoid ointment users, what your go to cream?
May 26, 2020, 3:47 AM
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“Don’t do this”. Had them so bad one time I got an insulin needle, mirror, straddled the toilet and popped the sucker. It was instant relief. I was also later told it was dangerous because it’s a vein sticking out of your bung. Any way I guess I got lucky, but when you’re in that much pain you’ll do whatever needs to be done. I also drained my own knee 6 weeks ago and got my butt chewed by the Doctor.
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^^Do you own
May 26, 2020, 6:57 AM
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Holiday Inn Express stock, too?
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Needle nose pliers, a mirror, a shot of whiskey
May 26, 2020, 7:05 AM
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and a thick piece of leather to bite down on.
Et viola...you wake up in your local Emergency Room.
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