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Topic: Chinese Gift/White Elephant Exchange Bag Secured
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Chinese Gift/White Elephant Exchange Bag Secured

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Posted: Dec 12, 2019 5:07 PM
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I taped a $25 gift card to the inside of the bottom of the bag under the packing paper...but then on top I had some fun with random stuff:

- A pack of LM Cigarettes
- Bottle of Boones Farm
- Can of Del Monte French Green Beans
- Can of Ocean Spray cranberry sauce
- Some cheap Christmas pencils
- Some cheap Christmas socks

I spent just as much on the junk as I did the gift card almost, but it will be worth it to see the look of disappointment on someone's face before I reveal the gift card.


Re: Chinese Gift/White Elephant Exchange Bag Secured

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Posted: Dec 12, 2019 6:13 PM
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Best one I came up with was a mouse pad from one of the kiosks in the mall.

Catch was, I bought one of the display pieces... cute black boy and it said “I love my Daddy”

My family is all white.

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lol nice***

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Posted: Dec 12, 2019 6:33 PM
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Great idea. I would go with REK's shopping list


Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:04 AM
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either:
We need some icing and extension cords
A can of bean dip and some Diet right
A box of tampons and some more Burl Ives

or:
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights

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Is it for real "more Burl Ives" cause I have been singing

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:06 AM
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Marlboro Lights for years


Me, too, but I C&P'ed these***

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:27 AM
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We did a "pink" elephant exchange with beer club last night

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:21 AM
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. One dude ended up with a bottle of something called lump of coal and 3 cans of Miller High Life.

Just to provide examples of other gifts. We took in some Founders (nobody in beer club seemed to care that they are "canceled") KBS and CBS. And some of that beer that had fornicating deer on the label.

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I thought a pink elephant was something else...***

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:34 AM
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Nah man, it is when they got drunk in Dumbo.***

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:41 AM
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so it's NOT when you pull your pants pockets inside-out and

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:47 AM
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hand you wang out of your fly?


it's early

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:48 AM
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*hang your


still works***

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:51 AM
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Just not in this instance.***

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:53 AM
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The store at Cracker Barrell is a gold mine

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Posted: Dec 13, 2019 8:30 AM
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For white elephant gifts


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