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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Just booked a hotel room for the wife and I
Mar 13, 2018, 9:30 AM
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to go celebrate for my birfday. Axed her if we needed to bring 10 or 0 rubbers.
Jounge opinions on her reply?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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"Nah, Jamal got a vasectomy last year"***
Mar 13, 2018, 9:31 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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WHAT KIND OF TERRORIST NAME IS JAMAL???***
Mar 13, 2018, 9:32 AM
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Heisman Winner [135867]
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One that has been terrorizing your wife's
Mar 13, 2018, 9:35 AM
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###
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Heisman Winner [135867]
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Bring?
Mar 13, 2018, 9:34 AM
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You didn't book the fancy place out by the airport with the condom bouquet on the bedside table?
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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No because they don't carry a full lineup
Mar 13, 2018, 9:36 AM
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All-In [33418]
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Condoms? She can't get preggers if you SIITB***
Mar 13, 2018, 9:56 AM
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Serious question
Mar 13, 2018, 9:57 AM
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I haven't used a condom in approximately 6 years. Why do married couples do this? Nutting in a condom is not enjoyable. Nutting all over her face on the other hand, is astounding.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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agRe:ed
Mar 13, 2018, 9:58 AM
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I nut on my other hand all the time.
it's fantastic.
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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We like to O at the same time
Mar 13, 2018, 9:59 AM
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and not have babies every time. Birf control was causing her some problems. Sometimes we play Russian roulette with it though.
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This is fair, ill allow it.***
Mar 13, 2018, 10:07 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Plus he doesn't like to get poop on his dink***
Mar 13, 2018, 10:14 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Yes***
Mar 13, 2018, 10:37 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78888]
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dont need rubbers for the butt***
Mar 13, 2018, 10:18 AM
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why no airbnb?***
Mar 13, 2018, 10:22 AM
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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Like, just a hotel room to go #### in, and then go back home
Mar 13, 2018, 10:24 AM
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the next morning? Assuming you have kids, why not just let someone else watch the kids overnight? If you don't have kids, why not just chose a different room to bang in?
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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No go get dinner and whatnot and then spend some time the
Mar 13, 2018, 10:38 AM
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next day.
Inlaws are in town, so there's not really any escaping them.
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if you put your starfish in the dirt, you might get worms***
Mar 13, 2018, 10:44 AM
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One. Could. Hope.***
Mar 13, 2018, 10:50 AM
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"me"
Mar 13, 2018, 10:27 AM
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"for the wife and me". Don't you even grammar?
By the way, the only bird that doesn't get pregnant is a swallow.
HTH
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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what about the bushtit or the
Mar 13, 2018, 10:43 AM
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dickcissel?
Hiimalayan snowcock?
Great ###?
Masked booby?
blue-footed booby?
red-footed booby?
Brown booby?
Nazca Booby?
woodcock?
Andean Cock-of-the-rock?
Titmouse?
Bananaquit?
Red-billed oxpecker?
yellow-bellied sapsucker?
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