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i missed the GMHWEW thread yesterday
Sep 12, 2017, 10:59 AM
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friday i drove to greensboro, and i provided photo documentation of our fun road trip.
Saturday, i ate breakfast at Cracker Barrell and realized exactly how fat and dumb america really is.
Then I ate lunch at Hops Burger Bar. Darn good burger, some interesting beer and then the conversation got DEEP.
Mrs Fluff is all, you know those tigernet people? How do you know they are who they are? How do you know they are real and it's not like me with a screen name or something. I say, well actually, i am buddy book frands with a decent amount of them and we have a buddybook group and so people "know" each other in real life.
that's when she dropped the bomb... So you left buddybook open on the laptop and i saw this group that sounded like a tropical vacation and i looked at it. You had saved for later a picture of two guys dongs, ###?!?!?!?! (3/19/15 post from CS02, that is on the welcome page)
I couldn't stop laughing that she thought WSB was a tropical vacation group.
Watched Clemson win
Drove home sunday, briefly attended 1 yr old bday party
played rain storm all day yesterday.
Thanks for listening.
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pro tip for you........
Sep 12, 2017, 11:01 AM
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Every wife/gf computer snooping story begins with "you left X open". You didn't.
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maybe so maybe not.
Sep 12, 2017, 11:03 AM
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i wouldn't be surprised if i did, but also wouldnt be surprised if there was some snooping.
the best part was when she said, remember that night about a month ago when i was so mad and i didn't even speak to you?
i was all, nah, i mean i guess i remember it being nice and peaceful one night.
she is famous for being irate and not being able to show it, so it goes completely un-noticed (by others, not just me) and she doesn't understand.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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"you mean that one night where no one f'ed with me, and I
Sep 12, 2017, 1:47 PM
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got to watch whatever I wanted in TV? Yeah..that was wonderf....I mean NO, I have no recollection of that at all."
I sweaterghod its a miracle men and women ever got together in the first place.
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you just described my worst fear...finding out that my wife
Sep 12, 2017, 11:02 AM
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agreed to go to a 1 year old's birthday party
i can't even.
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double your worst fear and you have my weekend
Sep 12, 2017, 11:05 AM
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we went to greensboro for a BABY SHOWER, then had to stop at a 1 yr bday party in North Charleston on the way back to town.
two chitholes and two terrible activities in a 24 hour period. plus driving through FBcooch's hood on the way there
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Do men typically go to baby showers?***
Sep 12, 2017, 11:06 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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In my neck of the woods, people are throwing "couples"
Sep 12, 2017, 11:07 AM
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showers now. They'll usually include booze and BBQ or something of that nature to make it palatable. They occur rarely though.
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Lot o points [155895]
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Still better than a reveal party.
Sep 12, 2017, 11:15 AM
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Glad that dumbassed trend started after my friends got out of the babymaking game.
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this times a thousand***
Sep 12, 2017, 11:45 AM
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I have to go to one of these in October
Sep 12, 2017, 12:07 PM
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4 hours away from Greenville. Not pleased about it. It will be an oyster roast and heavily feature beer for everyone that is not pregnant so I'll be ok.
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Congrats, you guys didn't waste any time!***
Sep 12, 2017, 1:10 PM
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#NotMyGenderRevealParty
Sep 12, 2017, 2:11 PM
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It was revealed that I was a male many moons ago.
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there were quite a few at this one
Sep 12, 2017, 11:08 AM
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the guys sat on the deck and drank beer and watched foosball.
the wimmens ate fruit salad and drank champagne and played gifts.
it could have been worse
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Re: I don't believe in baby showers
Sep 12, 2017, 11:33 AM
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Am I right or am I right, DGUARCHITECT?
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Re: you just described my worst fear...finding out that my wife
Sep 12, 2017, 1:51 PM
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I am upfront at these types events. It's booze with the other dads or I am not attending. At my sons first I just laid out the liquor and beer at the door. Like "yes, this is happening and I apologize your wife made you come. Now drink good drank."
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Re: i missed the GMHWEW thread yesterday
Sep 12, 2017, 11:03 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Did that pic make her moist?
Sep 12, 2017, 11:03 AM
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Might as well put her in the group now.
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LAWLS. Tropical Vacation group? She thought you was gonna
Sep 12, 2017, 11:09 AM
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surprise her with a vacation, but instead it was two gay men funking each other.
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If you go back and look at the picture for a few minutes,
Sep 12, 2017, 11:10 AM
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you'll see that only one is doing the #######.
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The other guy Greenr is referring to is himself
Sep 12, 2017, 11:11 AM
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he jacked off to the pic
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she can't search for it anyway
Sep 12, 2017, 11:11 AM
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i mean, she can but I don't think it'd return any results
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that's not a risk i was willing to take***
Sep 12, 2017, 11:12 AM
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oh, i completely understand...just trying to alleviate any
Sep 12, 2017, 11:13 AM
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concerns and whatnot
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Her lead in is hilarious
Sep 12, 2017, 11:12 AM
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she's been scheming for weeks on how to bring it up to you. I bet she thought you were gay for a day or so. Then she's all like soooo how do you know those people are real? And you mention WSB and she's all like NOFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Was she mad?
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I'm sure consulted with her friends and mother about
Sep 12, 2017, 11:14 AM
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how to approach things.
Think of all the people they know that think Fluff wants to be balls deep in manazz
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I mean, he's saving pictures of it for later, for godsakes.***
Sep 12, 2017, 11:48 AM
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The big question is, has she banged him since? Did she
Sep 12, 2017, 11:21 AM
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try and funk the gay out of him?
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There's a good possibility she doesn't fully believe him
Sep 12, 2017, 11:22 AM
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yet. She'll certainly be monitoring his internet browsing habits for a while.
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what are the odds she installed a keystroke generator
Sep 12, 2017, 11:24 AM
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on the computer and has it livestreamed to her phone?
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Definitely monitoring what he's stroking
Sep 12, 2017, 11:26 AM
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Lot o points [155895]
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well, she might not be able to, but the
Sep 12, 2017, 11:27 AM
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private investigator she hired can.
I'm guessing she started feeling bad about the revenge affair she was having and wanted to really make sure there was something going on before throwing it in your face.
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also, just to be clear, I don't know that to be true.
Sep 12, 2017, 11:31 AM
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Just playing the odds. Usually suspicions of gheyness = validation for living out that Obed fantasy.
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Lot o points [155895]
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She'd probably do a lot of cruel thinly veiled references
Sep 12, 2017, 11:34 AM
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first.
Like "fluff, what's your favorite news channel? Me, I love the BBC. It's the best. Just can't get enough of the BBC."
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"I love the way this can of Right Guard feels in my hand"***
Sep 12, 2017, 11:35 AM
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she wasn't mad, but i couldn't stop laughing to let her be
Sep 12, 2017, 11:27 AM
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even if she was.
the lead in WAS hilarious, it's like she really had been dreaming this up for a month. why at lunch in Greensboro, did it finally surface?
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Pigs?
Sep 12, 2017, 11:10 AM
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Of the two dinks, not your wife
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upon further inspection
Sep 12, 2017, 11:11 AM
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it's one dink and 4 bawls.
LOLLERS that she thought i "saved that for later"
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How do you save a picture for later?
Sep 12, 2017, 11:33 AM
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I mean, I wouldn't save THAT picture, but generally speaking. You can demonstrate with that picture, and then I can employ that skill on other far more heterosexual pictures. Do you need my login credentials? SSN?
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Hops
Sep 12, 2017, 11:25 AM
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gonna go out on the proverbial limb and say that's the best burger in America.
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I second this***
Sep 12, 2017, 11:26 AM
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we had no idea what we were getting into
Sep 12, 2017, 11:29 AM
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apparently we were lucky as all get out to get there at 11:45 on a game day and easily grab a seat.
our friends later informed us that it is the tripadvisor #1 burger in america.
it was really good.
i liked the option of 6 or 8 oz. the fries were awesome (why does every restaurant in Greensboro serve fries in a miniature fake fryer basket? Village Tavern did that on Friday night)
we went to the lawndale location which i guess is the new one.
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Yeah, the newest one and supplied with actual parking
Sep 12, 2017, 11:32 AM
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space.
You were very lucky.
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truly the front spot. i basically nosed the car into the
Sep 12, 2017, 11:43 AM
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front door.
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Hole up a second.
Sep 12, 2017, 11:26 AM
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I thought our long term goal was planning for a tropical getaway for this crowd. Is that not a thing? What are we doing in there then, exactly?
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I bet a trip to Barbuda is affordable.***
Sep 12, 2017, 11:28 AM
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We could probably get a nice group discount if we reserve
Sep 12, 2017, 11:30 AM
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spots for the 2nd Annual FYRE Festival this far in advance.
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Too confusing to change name to reflect the Vision Quest
Sep 12, 2017, 11:33 AM
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Camping outing we are all planning
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A groomsmen sent me an instagram link of a babe
Sep 12, 2017, 11:26 AM
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Last week. That went really well, mainly because he also sent me the same pigs before we got married and it was handled differently.
I got a long lecture about adultery and how I shouldn't want to make coitus with other women.
Guess I gotta stop slamming my dink on the phone screen now.
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Are you serious ?
Sep 12, 2017, 11:28 AM
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#DeadDove ?***
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Some guys can take this kind of stuff indefinitely
Sep 12, 2017, 11:38 AM
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Usually it's the getting cheated on constantly that does them in, not the oppressive behavior.
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It will be one kid
Sep 12, 2017, 11:51 AM
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the "desperate attempt to salvage the marriage so we drag an unwilling/unknowing participate into our #### storm of a marriage who will have to handle the affects of our alcohol laced thrusting that one night after a huge fight" kid.
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You know who the mod there is, right ?
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hmm...not sure he could be objective in this regard
Sep 12, 2017, 11:35 AM
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is there a Zero Dickheat Board"?
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I second this
Sep 12, 2017, 12:00 PM
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except for #2
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