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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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My take on this Auburn thing.
Apr 4, 2013, 11:36 AM
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If you go fishing in a sewer don't be surprised when you pull out a turd!
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I always thought Chizik was about as uncomfortable there...
Apr 4, 2013, 11:37 AM
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as a fish in the water
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He always did seem to blend in like a sore thumb***
Apr 4, 2013, 11:38 AM
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his wife was a different colored horse if there ever was.***
Apr 4, 2013, 11:40 AM
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You know what they always say...you can
Apr 4, 2013, 11:42 AM
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lead a horse to water, but you can't make hay
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if i had to give you a nickel for every time i heard that
Apr 4, 2013, 11:47 AM
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franc would be lookin for a hand out.
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Re: if i had to give you a nickel for every time i heard that
Apr 4, 2013, 11:48 AM
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He's always looking for a hand on here but for different reasons....
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are you starting the funny when it's obvious franc,
Apr 4, 2013, 11:51 AM
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a brother tiger and friend of the bored, is in need?
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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Re: My take on this Auburn thing.
Apr 4, 2013, 11:45 AM
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My take on this Auburn thing is don't be surprised by the outcome!
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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look before you leak***
Apr 4, 2013, 11:48 AM
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Re: look before you leak***
Apr 4, 2013, 11:49 AM
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Best advice I ever received from G.A. Mangus
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Re: My take on this Auburn thing.
Apr 4, 2013, 1:05 PM
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That is the sec we are talking about here. The some thing that happen to AuBum with the Cam Scam, will happen with this. Don't forget, the Cam Scam is a part of this one also. And the NCAA has already ruled on that. They will not reverse positions now.
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turds....
Apr 4, 2013, 12:24 PM
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The Turds never became accepted in this country because of their name. The Turds, or people from Turdsmania, were people of healthy stock. They were tall, with long straight hair; the men robust, the women bold and beautiful. The first Turds arrived on these shores in fifteen eighty-nine, one year after the defeat of the Spanish Armada. They were unjustly blamed for the defeat of the Spanish Fleet when a Spanish admiral remarked, "No wonder we lost, we had a bunch of turds managing our cannons!"
When finally in America, they also had trouble with lodgings. Most boarding houses had a sign on the front, "No Turds." The Turdsmen naturally interpreted it to mean, "No people from Turdsmania, please." They consequently felt rejected, as would any turd.
Even those who decided to return to Turdsmania had a rough time going back. Once on the bother, they would ask, "Where do the turds stay?" And a mate would innocently reply, "Why, in the can, sir," thinking it was some kind of Navy test. The Turdsmen would spend the rest of the voyage huddled in the men's room. Once back in the homeland, however, their lot became a happier one. Each man and woman could pass each other on the street and proudly say, "I'm a Turd!"
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So a fecies walks into a bar...
Apr 4, 2013, 1:16 PM
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Sits down and opens the paper to check the mumbers. It immediately starts yelling, I won the lottery, I won the lottery! It Buys the entire bar a round, and calls his boss to quit his job, then leaves the bar. Stunned bar tender turns to the patron that was sitting next to the fecies and says, can you believe that sh!%?
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