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My granddad's joke
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My granddad's joke


Mar 11, 2019, 12:56 PM

Yesterday at lunch my granddad told me he heard a Clemson joke.

He started: Knock, knock

I responded: Who's there?

Him: Bama

Me: Bama who?

Him: Exactly..... (He said with a huge smile on his face)

He is a lifelong Tiger fan and never misses an opportunity to talk any Clemson sport with my dad, brother, or me. Lord willing he will be 90 years old in July.

Bonus: My coot uncle (married into the family) sat quietly in the corner waiting for the subject to change.

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You should've looked at your coot uncle and said


Mar 11, 2019, 1:00 PM

"Knock knock"

and when he said "who's there?"

You punch him in his nutz and yell "coots suck!"

That always gets a good laugh at family gatherings.

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Nothing like a good ol' junk punch to


Mar 11, 2019, 1:02 PM

get things moving!

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My granddad likes ED jokes in mixed company


Mar 11, 2019, 1:15 PM

He claims he has everything dysfunctional.

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Re: You should've looked at your coot uncle and said


Mar 11, 2019, 1:03 PM [ in reply to You should've looked at your coot uncle and said ]

I think there may be another joke about the capitol of Thailand and sacrificing a chicken somewhere in there.

I just can't put my finger on it.

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Re: My granddad's joke


Mar 11, 2019, 5:00 PM

Must have been a great lunch! Both of my grandfathers died before I was born, never had that blessing. But my Dad lived to be 87 and I was fortunate enough to retire early and spend a lot of time with him. My Dad had a great sense of humor and I can’t repeat some of his coot jokes. Thanks for sharing!

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