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My good friend kicked the bucket tonight just after the game
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My good friend kicked the bucket tonight just after the game


Jan 31, 2018, 12:22 AM

He has a 70" curved Samsung with surround in his den, but WILL NOT watch any UNC athletic contest on it. His protocol is to go into his utility room on the end of the carport, sit on a 5-gallon bucket turned upside down, smoke at least a pack of Marlboros, and listen the radio play-by-play from the UNC Radio Network.

If the Tarholes lose, the door flies open, ashtray is thrown out and hits the tailgate of his $80K RED Silverado Double Cab with 12' lift, Fog bar, 5 ton winch. The five gallon bucket is then uncerrimoniously drop-kicked over the truck, through the carport with its ceiling fan, and into the yard.

This chain of events is a signal to all neighbors that they are not to talk to him until after sundown the next day. They have even begun to call or text me when the bucket is airborne.

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Re: My good friend kicked the bucket tonight just after the game


Jan 31, 2018, 12:37 AM

That's why they call them fans .

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I’m curious.... what’s a “ 12’ lift ”...?


Jan 31, 2018, 7:58 AM

tia

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Whatever choice(s) you make makes you. Choose wisely.


That's what she said!


Jan 31, 2018, 8:58 AM

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Re: I’m curious.... what’s a “ 12’ lift ”...?


Jan 31, 2018, 8:58 AM [ in reply to I’m curious.... what’s a “ 12’ lift ”...? ]

apparently and extremely tall lift.

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Well, at least I’m getting ideas for what a 12’ lift


Jan 31, 2018, 9:53 AM

ISN’T....

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Just guessing...12 inch lift, maybe?? Who cares, just an


Jan 31, 2018, 10:01 AM

idiot UNCheat fan!!

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Re: I’m curious.... what’s a “ 12’ lift ”...?


Jan 31, 2018, 9:07 AM [ in reply to I’m curious.... what’s a “ 12’ lift ”...? ]

Means the truck is lifted 12 feet.

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Re: My good friend kicked the bucket tonight just after the game


Jan 31, 2018, 9:04 AM

Fake news. None of this happened.

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Careful Grasshopper


Jan 31, 2018, 9:18 AM

71PR is Fam

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