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Hall of Famer [23994]
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My boys really let me down
May 29, 2019, 11:30 AM
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Was hoping for a baby boy but girl #2 is on the way. Now i gots two ####### weddings to pay for.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Congarts.
May 29, 2019, 11:32 AM
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Really it would be better for the entire home if you just converted to female yourself now.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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I'm afraid I might Bruce Jenner myself right out of here
May 29, 2019, 11:35 AM
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I'll have to convert one of them into a tom-boy lesbian.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Maybe you'll be lucky and they'll be spinsters
May 29, 2019, 11:35 AM
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and live at home forever.
Even better, maybe they'll just shack up with a dude like 19B® and never actually get married.
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Heisman Winner [135578]
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Whoa now, friend.
May 29, 2019, 11:47 AM
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I made absolutely certain that 19B® was at least sort of married before I left the ceremony last year.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I can attest to this.***
May 29, 2019, 11:51 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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It's like they say:
May 29, 2019, 12:52 PM
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You can ride the cow for free, but once the free milk dries up, you've gotta put a ring on it.
***Not implying that 19she is anything other than a lovely lady.
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Heisman Winner [137906]
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And she IS a lovely lady,
May 29, 2019, 1:10 PM
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except when she's not.
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Heisman Winner [135578]
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I once saw her rip the spine from a man's back with her bare
May 29, 2019, 2:36 PM
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hands and pick her teeth with it.
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Re: 19B shacked up with a dude?
May 29, 2019, 12:06 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Re: My boys really let me down
May 29, 2019, 11:39 AM
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All-In [46825]
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T's and P's OP
May 29, 2019, 11:40 AM
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I only have one female offspring and she's enough.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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3 boys here. And done.*** Oh Congratz!
May 29, 2019, 11:46 AM
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Message was edited by: Tiggity®
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All-TigerNet [11630]
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Should have tried Shettle's method....
May 29, 2019, 12:01 PM
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It worked for us and quite a few friends.
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All-In [46825]
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Misspelled swallow***
May 29, 2019, 12:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFACKING CLUB
May 29, 2019, 12:12 PM
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Now you gots to try for another one.
In all seriousness though, don't do it. 3 kids is stressful.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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2 is enough
May 29, 2019, 12:24 PM
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not uprooting life for at least 2-3 more years after this one is done
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Is SHE on board with that?
May 29, 2019, 12:27 PM
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Cause the baby fever gonna hit again when the baby gets here. And it's gonna be hard to say no when she's in the middle of riding you bareback and you bout to peter sneeze all up in dat.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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Going to get snipped before she starts ovulating again***
May 29, 2019, 12:34 PM
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Real Talk....My doctor wanted signed permission from my
May 29, 2019, 1:07 PM
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wife to get snipped. Kinda bushlit if you axe me.
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All-In [46825]
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Your doctor either has no kids or is a beta***
May 29, 2019, 1:08 PM
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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Probably so, but she was there with me and she wanted it
May 29, 2019, 3:09 PM
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as much as I did.
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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110%er [7736]
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Pfft
May 29, 2019, 12:29 PM
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Call me when you get to three. Two weddings down and one to go. Don't even talk to me about the #### heads they date. Seriously, T's, P's and congrats I guess.
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Orange Blooded [3193]
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You can do the "genderless" route
May 29, 2019, 12:36 PM
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Seems to be the new thing with the Hollypeckerwoods these days
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Hey man, what if one day she dated my son. And you ended up
May 29, 2019, 12:39 PM
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having to pay for the wedding and the 33 gin and tonics I'm going to consume. My family will be totally trashed, my son will also probably have a few felonies. You'll love it.
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Re: Hey man, what if one day she dated my son. And you ended up
May 29, 2019, 12:54 PM
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Can i just go ahead and RSVP to this wedding now?
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Re: Hey man, what if one day she dated my son. And you ended up
May 29, 2019, 12:56 PM
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Do they take reservations at the Westminster Courthouse?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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We're a different breed of rednecks than y'all down there
May 29, 2019, 1:01 PM
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We don't wear jeans when it's hot, etc. our ##### are somewhere near the water. I envision a set up on party island right outside of Broyles landing, and we'll ferry guests to the island on a tiki hut pontoon.
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All-TigerNet [10157]
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Congratulations***
May 29, 2019, 12:46 PM
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Re: My boys really let me down
May 29, 2019, 1:12 PM
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Lemme know if you need help producing boys. I can do the job. Send pic of wife. ??
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Lot o points [163012]
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Congrats!
May 29, 2019, 1:33 PM
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Hand me downs are now possible at least.
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All-In [40344]
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didn't go deep enough
May 29, 2019, 2:41 PM
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rookie
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Heisman Winner [135578]
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GIRLSPERM!!!***
May 29, 2019, 3:00 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93667]
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Don't blame it on the boys.
May 29, 2019, 3:07 PM
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You just went with the pattern in front of you. I did that five times.
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