Monday Sermon: Twas the knight before the BCS Championship and all through the house...

Jan 6, 2014, 1:54 AM

All the Clemson fans slept snug in their homes. Humbled in victory while remaining unsmug. Remembering our veterans and our precious liberty of free will and even the privilege of college football. And hats off to Daniel Rodriguez and his fine crew of fellow soldiers for securing our future which allows us American's the beauty of concerning ourselves with college football.

Meanwhile at the Spurrier home, the ole ball sac built a pyramid of Coors; while throwing darts at a picture of Dabo holding a worthy bowl trophy. And what a stressful night it must be for him. G.A. is out front pizzing on the sidewalk, Connor is Gone, Ja-blame-it-on is off to half #### it yet again. "Well what do you want me to do Ron!"

Well, I guess it's hard to be a head coach AND the editor of The State paper. And ESPNs puppet. (Well, I declare us bowl game champions) I digress.....

And all through a coots house they're freaking out! (Feel free to narrate the following in your favorite Bill Paxton in "Aliens" movie, "Game over man!" freak out voice.... Holy shat! Our precious Crimson Tide lost to Oklahoma?! What is that? Is Oklahoma an Indian territory still? I mean Krist! Not only do we lose to Indians in the Sugar but now the BCS Championship to?! Wait.... they are an SEC skewl right? Well.... can we still claim em? Like we do UCF? I mean WE GOTTA CLING TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S SUCCESS, and Why Must it be Clemson!!! If Auburn losses..... gosh, that'd really chap coots "vicarious" ways. "We're Bowl Champs!" Says Otis...... yet Tennessee didn't attend one of 16.5 million bowl games. And the "bowl champions" lost to jawga who LOST a bowl game.

I digress... point is they would claim an Auburn win as a personal victory. With a sense of entitlement. And they're in freak out mode with Clemson winning and the precious Alabama Crimson Tide destroyed. The Crapital One Bowl didn't hold weight and, "What are we gonna do now man!" Get Finebaum on the line, quick! Say something good about the Sec!!

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Monday Sermon: Twas the knight before the BCS Championship and all through the house...

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Re: well it didn't rhyme & it wasn't on par with...

heard this today and my head almost exploded

just thought I'd see if anybody needed a quick laugh***

I laughed...out loud...Nice job!***

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