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MedicalAdvice2.NET
Apr 25, 2018, 1:05 PM
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Two serious questions.
1. Is something wrong with my digestive system? I almost always crap twice a day. It's not unusual (at least weekly) for me to get a raging case of the shiits and go 5 or 6 times in a day. I probably rip 15 to 20 room clearing farts every day. Otherwise, my health is decent. I don't know of any food allergies or issues.
2. Yesterday I spent 16 hours at work, around high temperatures, and walked about 8 miles. I got galled up as helll in the b-whole, taint, and inner thigh regions. I didn't use any MonkeyButt Powder, but that usually helps somewhat. I have the super nice Exofficio boxer briefs that "wick" moisture. It was so bad yesterday that I had to walk like the guy on the Texas Pete bottle. I went home, cleaned up, and slathered my hawg and surrounding areas with A&D ointment. Does anybody have any tried-and-true methods to reducing/eliminating galling?
Thanks in advance.
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Re: MedicalAdvice2.NET
Apr 25, 2018, 1:06 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79083]
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wat TF is galling
Apr 25, 2018, 1:08 PM
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is it similar to shot calling?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: wat TF is galling
Apr 25, 2018, 1:15 PM
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When you get fat like me, and walk around a lot in the heat/humidity, your thighs, buttcheeks, nards, whatevs, can rub together causing raw and irritated skin. It's horrible.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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the rest of us humans call that chafing***
Apr 25, 2018, 1:25 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79377]
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I can't believe you have the gall to correct him***
Apr 25, 2018, 1:28 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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*chafe***
Apr 25, 2018, 1:30 PM
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There's deodorant type sticks you can apply down there
Apr 25, 2018, 3:52 PM
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Works well especially if you know you'll be sweating or cramped for a long period. I use before every flight, or if outside working/walking for a long time.
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20 inch blades on the Impalling***
Apr 25, 2018, 1:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79083]
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somebody's getting laid tonight***
Apr 25, 2018, 1:32 PM
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Heisman Winner [105399]
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swisher rolled tight, gotta spray my (word that rhymes with
Apr 25, 2018, 1:45 PM
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tonight)
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Ike***
Apr 25, 2018, 3:32 PM
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You're probably allergic to something
Apr 25, 2018, 1:08 PM
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Could be:
lactose intolerance (milk)
Gluten
i have nothing else
but def sounds like you're allergic to something
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: You're probably allergic to something
Apr 25, 2018, 1:13 PM
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The milk allergy is likely.
I drink the helll out of milk. Perhaps I will cut it out and count my farts/sharts/shiits and see if the number changes.
I'll keep drinking milk for the next week to develop a good baseline.
We'll make an experiment out of it.
Yay science!
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I didn't know you were an 8 year old boy trying to grow big
Apr 25, 2018, 1:14 PM
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and tall.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: I didn't know you were an 8 year old boy trying to grow big
Apr 25, 2018, 1:16 PM
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What if I am? Does that change our relationship?
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Oculus Spirit [79377]
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Yeah, I'd cut out the milk. Most adults your age typically
Apr 25, 2018, 1:15 PM
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switch to beer or hard liquor instead of milk. They'll also give you the shids, but at least they get your drunk too. My Monday terlit time is usually pretty brutal.
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Re: Yeah, I'd cut out the milk. Most adults your age typically
Apr 25, 2018, 1:17 PM
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If I cut out cookies, I would have no use for milk, but I loves me some cookies.
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Oatmeal Raisin ARE A MILK'S BEST FRIEND
Apr 25, 2018, 1:20 PM
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SURE, chocolate chip are good, but they're always good. Oatmeal Raisin are amplified x infinity when they have a glass of cold milk to bathe in
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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Sounds like you've got an issue where you're
Apr 25, 2018, 1:09 PM
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a huge pussy.
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Oculus Spirit [79083]
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^solid advice from a medical professional.***
Apr 25, 2018, 1:10 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Maybe you're allergic to something?
Apr 25, 2018, 1:11 PM
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Like you're boyfriend's cumsies.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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was his back galling too??***
Apr 25, 2018, 1:30 PM
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Re: MedicalAdvice2.NET
Apr 25, 2018, 1:18 PM
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2. Yesterday I spent 16 hours at work, around high temperatures, and walked about 8 miles. I got galled up as helll in the b-whole, taint, and inner thigh regions. I didn't use any MonkeyButt Powder, but that usually helps somewhat. I have the super nice Exofficio boxer briefs that "wick" moisture. It was so bad yesterday that I had to walk like the guy on the Texas Pete bottle. I went home, cleaned up, and slathered my hawg and surrounding areas with A&D ointment. Does anybody have any tried-and-true methods to reducing/eliminating galling?
Slather that stuff in Gold Bond Cream. It will burn like a motherfugger for about 15 minutes, but you will be healed.
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Re: MedicalAdvice2.NET
Apr 25, 2018, 1:33 PM
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For some people coffee in the morning messes up there stomach (along with creamer). I think twice is okay as long as its not like 4-5 times and diarrhea.
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Heisman Winner [105399]
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shave your pubes and use baby powder
Apr 25, 2018, 1:47 PM
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spitballing (lulz) here
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Sounds like a DETOX is needed, call Mr. No***
Apr 25, 2018, 2:35 PM
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or APM***
Apr 25, 2018, 3:11 PM
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Here I is!***
Apr 25, 2018, 3:22 PM
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All-In [25721]
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No, APM, Henry, all originating from the Roanoke Valley
Apr 25, 2018, 7:18 PM
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All look the same to me.
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Oculus Spirit [85013]
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I used to use corn starch when I worked in the summer
Apr 25, 2018, 2:53 PM
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That always worked for me. Now I just sit or stand at my desk 8-10 hrs a day.
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Oculus Spirit [85013]
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And we always called it "galleded" pronounced
Apr 25, 2018, 2:57 PM
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gaw-dead. Probably because my dad pronounced it that way. Butt he would say "gargles" instead of goggles so I think you had it right to begin with.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: And we always called it "galleded" pronounced
Apr 25, 2018, 3:13 PM
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I always called it Chapped, but everybody around here calls it "gawlded", just like you pronounced it.
Rednecks...
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Oculus Spirit [79377]
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You could get out of that silly desk job and forget the
Apr 25, 2018, 2:59 PM
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soul sucking commutes to Greenville and join my new found landscaping business. I could use a man with a decent sized box blade on the team.
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Oculus Spirit [85013]
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My dad is retiring but needs to make an extra hundy each
Apr 25, 2018, 3:05 PM
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week. I been trying to convince him to rent a boat on Lake Secession (he lives there). Seems like easy money, right? The lake is only 5 or 6 miles long. He would have his own business that would lead to large tax breaks in the process.
I don't think I could duplicate my current salary as a landscaper. My friend (you talked to) seems to be making a decent living, but with a buttload of headaches and high risk.
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Oculus Spirit [79377]
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He could always buy a cheap pontoon and sell hamburgers
Apr 25, 2018, 3:14 PM
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and hotdogs from it during the summer. Boat rental might not be bad on Secession, I honestly have no idea how many people go there on a given weekend, but I'd imagine you wouldn't get quite the idiots that you would on Hartwell or Keowee. Some of those Clemson marina rentals looked rough last time I saw them.
Yeah, actual landscaping I'm finding to be much, much more time consuming than just mowing and tractor work. I've got a guy I told I would spread mulch for but can't really find the time to do it. Nice side gig, prob don't want to do it full time though. I couldn't even imagine having to deal with some of the higher end clientele.
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Heisman Winner [135430]
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I had a good friend that had the EXACT same symptoms.
Apr 25, 2018, 3:28 PM
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And now, he's dead.
So, I feel pretty certain that sometime in the very near future, you're going to die like he did...by getting crushed to death by a runaway Zamboni while coaching a youth hockey team.
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