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Medical Problem Solved
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Medical Problem Solved


Jun 10, 2020, 12:22 PM

There is a product on the market that is used to treat a digestive problem. Some users of the drug have reported one of the side effects is the formation of excessive amounts of gas. When the gas is released from the body, the sound is similar to that of a barking dog. An analysis of the product revealed the product was contaminated by the presence of K9P which led to the creation of a barking dog sound.

Univ. of Georgia fans are flooding the maker of this drug with requests to continue to retain K9P in the formulation of this drug.

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Re: Medical Problem Solved


Jun 10, 2020, 12:29 PM

Lulz. Thank you Joe.

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Is this poast about farts?


Jun 10, 2020, 12:33 PM

I think it's about farts.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Yes, it does reek of flatulence.***


Jun 10, 2020, 12:47 PM



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Re: Is this poast about farts?


Jun 10, 2020, 12:55 PM [ in reply to Is this poast about farts? ]

prefer the more gentile crepitation.have a cd of the pseudo-serious crepitation contest between lord windesmere and paul boomer.done by some Canadians back in the 40's I think.hysterical.well worth a listen.

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Get it right!


Jun 10, 2020, 12:58 PM

Bi-labial fricative...

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I always wondered, who determined what amount of gas is


Jun 10, 2020, 1:02 PM

excessive? Is it based on size, weight, height, or odiferousness? Do they have Gas Inspectors like the utility companies do? So many questions....

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Re: Medical Problem Solved


Jun 10, 2020, 3:11 PM

From Friends TV show.

Dr. Ross Geller : [Ross is trying to flirt with the pizza delivery girl] Hey, uh... you know that smell gas has?

Caitlin : ...Yeah.

Dr. Ross Geller : They put that in.

Caitlin : What?

Dr. Ross Geller : The gas is odorless - but they add the smell, so you know when there's a leak.

Caitlin : ...Well, OK.

Dr. Ross Geller : A lot of other gas smells.

Chandler : ...Oh, the humanity.

Dr. Ross Geller : ...Meth- methane smells.

Dr. Ross Geller : Was I talking to her about... gas?

Chandler : More so than anything else.

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