My walk on the other side of life Part 2:

May 26, 2020, 4:02 PM

Welp it was actually a pretty rough trip on the way down. For starters, the 1996 Silvarado lost a water pump on the way down. Had to stop in Aynor to get it fixed. Oh well, another $300 on the credit card and a few hours of vacation lost. Then dude tells me the transmission is about to go. I tell him to #### off because I'm still making payments until 2027 and this thing needs to last.

We get to the beach house owned by the Electrical Engineer. Eccentric fella. Has an automatic dishwasher AND one of them plug in wine bottle openers. Like, LOL you can't even open Franzia with that.

We spent a day down at the strip. It was AMAZING. Like literally everyone there looked just like us! Dudes had sleeveless shirts and white rimmed sunglasses on, the wimmans were all a "6" and were 2hundie each, and SO many barefooted youngens. Really odd yet refreshing!

The crab leg buffet we went to (forget the name of the place) was a great value. For $140 me and the missus got to eat all the crab legs we could. And butter? Brothers they brought us a 5 gallon bucket of butter for us to dip the legs and hush puppies in. We even just went bareback and stuck our fangers in there. All of us. The kids all got the fish sticks but we let them have some crab legs too. First time we've ever had them things and lemme tell you what, ya'll make fun of Red Lobster but I'mma head up to Florence soon whenever they have them on sale.

I realized Myrtle Beach is a beautiful and exotic place and I wish I could have made the 40 minute trip earlier in life. Fell in love with it. Will probably marry my next wife there. The gorgeous grey water and brown sand is simply breathtaking. Heck I never even saw a water moccasin, bullfrog, nor a turkey vulture the whole week I was there.

The old lady and I fought a lot down there. She organized a date for my 8 year old girl and a 12 year old boy from Pennsylvania that was staying next door. Boy showed up with roses and mama lost it. Reminded me I've only EVER given her dandelions. Well no ####, I ain't no rich yankee that rides bicycles. I'd been a little deep into the Naturdays and didn't take too kindly to it. Ended up smackin her around a little bit and things went down from there. I jumped in the truck and rode out to Broadway on the beach. Ended up spending the night with a nice local gal at the motel 6 out in Conway. She was only a "4" and was about 275, but the old lady wasn't gonna cooperate so who GAF. I got back to the multi-million dollar engineer place about 9AM the next day and the old lady was already a box of Franzia into her day. She smacked me around a little bit for payback and then I gave her sloppy seconds after she calmed down. After that we went out to the beach and passed out all day. Woke up looking just like the crab legs.

After all that we drove home, but not before stopping at Burger King to get an original chicken sammich, onion rings, and mountain dew. Tummy hurt so bad I shat at a gas station on #17. Went to Wings and got a few canvas rafts too then we limped the silvarado home in 2nd gear because it wouldn't shift.

Spent that night grillin brown n serve pork chops and sippin on green label Evan Williams while enjoying some Travis Tritt on the pallet deck.

I can't wait for summer to start. What a stressful year this has been!

flag link

military_tech

thumb_down

thumb_up

My walk on the other side of life Part 2:

^^^World Class Jounging right here...***

It's never really talked about, but the Junge is the first

Deer Lawd....

Med Lobster?***

Lee's Inlet Kitchen does not start with M

No butt

Those last two sentences

Good gawd yall, get this feller into the HOF***

For an illegal you're really good at english***

Gracias gringo!***

TigerBoard POTD