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May Madness - round 1 Here come the judge 1 vs. 8
May 5, 2020, 1:34 PM
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Alpha
Jaspin's mom is a low IQ, white trash hypochondriac
She had been with the father for about 3 weeks when they found out she was pregnant, and both were bizarrely excited about the news, despite neither of them having significant income. Both refuse to get a job that drug tests "out of principle", yet somehow have managed to amass dozens of cartoonishly bad tattoos.
Crystii, the mother, now works selling Monat hair products, and Reggie AKA 'T-Dap' "stays grinding", whatever that means. Their 1997 Dodge Neon leaks oil like sieve, but T-Dap has wisely chosen to invest in the stereo instead. They smoke weed and drive around with Jaspin in the backseat pretty much everyday.
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Bravo
I believe his classic BMW was also wrecked and totaled
So he's been relegated to driving a V6 Ford truck with a woefully dated interior. It's like watching Michael Vick's fall from grace 2.0
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u wut m8?***
May 5, 2020, 1:40 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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At first I thought the two scenerios were which girl we
May 5, 2020, 1:45 PM
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would bang first.
After reading half way through the first, I'm glad I realized what it actually was.
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All-In [45745]
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Pigs or it didn’t happen...
May 5, 2020, 1:52 PM
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u know the stic.
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Heisman Winner [135867]
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Is that even English?
May 5, 2020, 1:54 PM
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I just don't understand the lingo these days
Oh, and
GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Lakebum1-isms.
May 5, 2020, 2:15 PM
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Alpha is a obviously some of his best work.
I think Bravo was about @Obed.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Lot o points [155901]
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Sadly, I believe I am indeed Bravo.***
May 5, 2020, 6:00 PM
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All-In [43673]
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I'm a little dense, but I feel like somewheres in there is
May 5, 2020, 3:05 PM
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a euphemism about FBC, his palletized deck, a state trooper, FBC's wife, and the lady that cuts FBC's hair.
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Voting closes at 3PM today***
May 6, 2020, 10:19 AM
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