May Madness - rd. 2 Lakebumry region #1 vs. #5 seeds
May 13, 2020, 4:04 PM
Seed #1
Eventually decided to attempt to repair a spot in the front yard with the tractor. Made a very small hole a large hole. Destroyed 1/3 of the yard. Looks like a construction site. So I gave up and rode the golf cart around. Realized around 6:30 or so yesterday I was plastered, so spent the rest of the afternoon drinking water and trying to pry my wife off the couch with a large metal spatula I use for large/multiple hamburgers.
Seed #5
My wife got mad at me calling Jake Bentley
a poosay right before the Carolina game came on and she was instructing me to not pee in the floor. To be fair, I have not peed in the floor in years. Last time I had an incident I peed in the trashcan, so she was being a bit rude to me.