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All-In [43576]
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Lounge pole--PEWP related---those working from home:
Jul 16, 2020, 9:47 AM
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Pick one from each list-
A) My poop schedule is unchanged since working from home
B) I actually poop less when working from home
C) I'm pooping like several times each day now that I have unfettered access to the king's throne
D) I've started a conference call while pooping
E) Massive pressure on my bunghole caused me to join the shatter mid-conference call
F) Neither
G) Both
H) Pooping from home is SO MUCH better than the office
I) I really miss the work shatter
J) I still seek out a good hotel lobby to shat, even though I twerk from home now
K) I prefer a round shatter lid
L) My preference is an oval lid
M) Doesn't matter
N) My junk touches the water if I'm not careful
0) My junk gets some sprinkle when flushing
P) My junk only hits water when I bathe
Alright, provide your answers.
BONUS: Can you unscramble your letters to make a word?
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C, G, H, L, O
Jul 16, 2020, 9:51 AM
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Clogh
A village in the Republic of Ireland
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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Are you from Ireland?
Jul 16, 2020, 10:07 AM
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Bc my penor is Dublin
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All-In [38100]
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S, E, N, D, N, U, D, E, S***
Jul 16, 2020, 9:55 AM
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All-In [43576]
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Man I tried to TU this but gave it a non-bonar TD
Jul 16, 2020, 9:58 AM
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because of this jumpyass shiit going on with my screen. Me tinks the hamster wheel is warped.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Mostly A, a bit of C
Jul 16, 2020, 9:56 AM
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E, as recently as this past Tuesday
H, don't have a prob w/ the work pewp but nothing beats the home throne
L, because I'm an adult and this is America
O, mostly because I'm always careful, ruling out N
CHOLAE, modified latin plural* of CHOLA.
*I made that up, in addition to N being a possibility even if I wasn't being 'careful'
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Heisman Winner [137789]
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D, I, A, F
Jul 16, 2020, 9:58 AM
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Always have a morning poop on deck. Rest of the day is dealers choice. Maybe none. If something went a little sideways with last night's dinner, I might pour 6 more cups of buttcoffee in the bowl.
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All-In [27403]
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buttcoffee
Jul 16, 2020, 10:52 AM
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disgusting, hilarious and accurate.
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Oculus Spirit [81628]
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A, F, H, M, P
Jul 16, 2020, 10:02 AM
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AMP
HAM
HAP
FAP
MAP
PAM
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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A F H L O - Halfo
Jul 16, 2020, 10:12 AM
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Halfo; a shortened form of saying "half of".
As in: I only put halfo my Weiner in my stepsis so it isn't as bad as you guys make it out to be.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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which half? asking for a friend
Jul 16, 2020, 10:15 AM
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and also, please hurry....not sure how long 'my friend' can edge like this
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All-In [27403]
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a few hours at least
Jul 16, 2020, 10:54 AM
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O_o
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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C,F,H,L,P
Jul 16, 2020, 10:14 AM
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eenus
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