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Corporate has announced today they are selling a business
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Corporate has announced today they are selling a business


Sep 24, 2019, 9:40 AM

line. McLovin is a part of said business line. So, if anyone knows someone hiring a position with high excel skills, lacks motivation, subpar tnet poster, enjoys time off with pay, overtime pay (straight-time OT acceptable). Lemme know.

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How are you with alligators?***


Sep 24, 2019, 9:44 AM



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Average


Sep 24, 2019, 9:46 AM

8-1
11-3
10-8
8-5
10-0
9-7
9-6
8-3

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If those are final scores, you appear to be undefeated.***


Sep 24, 2019, 10:16 AM



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it's always hard


Sep 24, 2019, 4:13 PM

...to recover from that first alligator defeet

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Dayum, he’s fine.***


Sep 24, 2019, 9:44 AM



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Almost didn't TU. Glad I was


Sep 24, 2019, 9:45 AM



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You sound like the next offensive quality control specialist


Sep 24, 2019, 9:48 AM

for the gamecocks

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I like your funny words magic man


Seriously though, how would you rate your sales skills?


Sep 24, 2019, 9:50 AM

I have a few trailers I've managed to procure that I'm looking to unload, but I don't have the time to sell them in person where people can see my face or know my name...so I'm hiring it out to a patsy. I mean, SALES REPRESENTATIVE.

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The last trailer I sold was gone in the blink of an eye


Sep 24, 2019, 9:54 AM

if that tells you anything.

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If you're selling to middle-aged and older women


Sep 24, 2019, 9:58 AM [ in reply to Seriously though, how would you rate your sales skills? ]

My 5yo can sell them used underwear.

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How is your gag reflex?***


Sep 24, 2019, 9:52 AM



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it's great


Sep 24, 2019, 4:12 PM

sorry, didn't mean to answer for McLovin

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THIS is a quality poast


Sep 24, 2019, 9:57 AM

You didn't mention anything about base pay. So, you can come do my job 80% of the time so I can have more time to devote to my side gig. And #### ing off. It wouldn't pay anything, but I could give you Wednesdays off, and a 12 pack of the beer of your choice (as long as it doesn't exceed $12). Your lack of motivation would be a good fit for our company.

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You should start a Podcast***


Sep 24, 2019, 10:15 AM



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I recommend entering the transfer portal. ******


Sep 24, 2019, 10:16 AM



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last pic - 3, 4, 1, 2. not counting the ones out of focus***


Sep 24, 2019, 10:24 AM



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#3 stuffs her bra tho***


Sep 24, 2019, 1:20 PM



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yes she does***


Sep 24, 2019, 4:00 PM



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sometimes that ends well for employees.


Sep 24, 2019, 10:32 AM

depends on the details, hope it works out.


Sometimes you just duplicate what some other slacker in the buying company does, and you get let go.

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Yeah, it could work out, it could not


Sep 24, 2019, 10:35 AM

Short term I'm ok. I also have 600 hours of vacation time saved up.

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I'm suurprised companies allow peple to carry over PTO like


Sep 24, 2019, 10:41 AM

that any more. It just creates a debt that they are liable for on their balance sheets.

We drop any accrued PTO on Jan 1 and restart accruing for the year. The good part is if you use all of your PTO in January, and they fire you in March, they can't dock your check for what you used but haven't earned.

I have about 3 weeks left this year and will probably lose about 2.5 weeks on Jan 1.

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Re: I'm suurprised companies allow peple to carry over PTO like


Sep 24, 2019, 10:50 AM

Ours was changed to this probably 10 years ago. They don't like large sums of PTO like that on the books.

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They cut ours to a max 2080 hours a few years ago***


Sep 24, 2019, 10:55 AM



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Re: They cut ours to a max 2080 hours a few years ago***


Sep 24, 2019, 10:57 AM

That's crazy. How large is the company? That could skew lots of asset based metrics depending on the size of the employee force.

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57,000 employees***


Sep 24, 2019, 11:02 AM



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Well....56,999 is what I'm hearing now.***


Sep 24, 2019, 11:21 AM



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ITT, T-net tells the future.


Sep 24, 2019, 11:57 AM [ in reply to Re: I'm suurprised companies allow peple to carry over PTO like ]

I go an email about 15 minutes ago that said as of Oct 1, I'm going to an unlimited "Discretionary PTO". I no longer accrue ANY PTO time. I can take as much PTO as I want!

Uh huh, SURE I can.

What this really means is that when they lay me off, I don't get any pay out.

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Sound like you better start taking off as soon as possible


Sep 24, 2019, 12:02 PM

to make up for it.

While we're here....Panoptix is cool for finding fish, mostly only effective out to a max of 60 ft (though it looks forward 200 ft). I thot it would be great looking for gators. Not so much, the times I tried to locate them with Panoptix, I didn't find nothing even though I was pretty confident I was within 40 ft. Also, had a porpoise approaching and I thot that would be cool. So I aimed it mostly forward along the path it was taking. The sucker slipped right by me in a narrow (80 ft channel, I was in the middle). And I never saw it on my screen. But if you are trying to catch crappie off a brush pile. DEADLY. Prolly also true for drop-shotting bass, great for spotting schooling fish in range. Gator hunting, not to much.

THE END.

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Thats a good review.


Sep 24, 2019, 12:07 PM

Doesn't sound like it would work for me at all. We have very little structure in salt water, but it would be usable in the depths I go into.

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We did inshore with a guide at Jekyll, and I could see it


Sep 24, 2019, 12:14 PM

being useful looking for schooling, feeding fish. What's amazing is when you lock onto a fish, and if you can cast accurately, you can watch the bait fall right on top of it and see it react.

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At first glance, I'm all "Hellz Yeah"


Sep 24, 2019, 12:22 PM [ in reply to ITT, T-net tells the future. ]

Then i think about it and this sounds terrible in so many ways.

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Yeah at least when we accrued it, I could say that i need to


Sep 24, 2019, 12:25 PM

take time off or I'd lose it.

Now (even more), I'll be freaking out taking ANY time off. And then there's the no pay out thing when i get laid off/eliminated.

Sounds great! For them.

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You can take as many PTO days as you need


Sep 24, 2019, 12:29 PM

..... pending boss's approval (which you won't get)

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I like your funny words magic man


Funny story, for the last 5 years or so since i took my


Sep 24, 2019, 12:30 PM [ in reply to Yeah at least when we accrued it, I could say that i need to ]

most recent position, Ole Ayejoe has been able to schedule his own time off in our payroll system with no approval required even though i have a direct report manager in the same office as me. It was not like this in my previously similar (salary, management) position.

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Re: Corporate has announced today they are selling a business


Sep 24, 2019, 10:39 AM
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For some reason, I like looking at these.

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Saw her Saturday and wondered


Sep 24, 2019, 10:55 AM

How sweaty do your ##### have to be to have tissues sticking out of your shirt


Not that I’m complaining AT ALL.

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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I was going to talk to my boss on your behalf but


Sep 24, 2019, 10:53 AM

She caught me fapping to TL and now I need a job too.

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Panta Rhei Heraclitus


lady with the orange drink cuz bewbies***


Sep 24, 2019, 10:55 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I'm not sure.............


Sep 24, 2019, 11:06 AM

the girl in the back with brown dress bengaline blurry has potential.

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My de-pixelator is broken!


Sep 24, 2019, 2:16 PM

celtic_tiger®

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A) I’m sorry for your predicament. Good luck.


Sep 24, 2019, 12:20 PM

B) no way am I giving you any career advice after that shortcut to Georgetown debacle. I could get you a face to face interview with Larry Ellison and you’d just cancel it after hearing about Amway from a neighbor.

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Is it really a debacle if I tell you IA in advance that I


Sep 24, 2019, 12:23 PM

wasn't taking your advice?

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Only if you define “in advance” as


Sep 24, 2019, 12:26 PM

“AFTER I’ve already typed 3 detailed responses to your question”


I must warn you friend, I am dangerously close to “GOOD DAY”ing you...please don’t make me resort to such measures.

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I'm about one car malfunction away from selling my car


Sep 24, 2019, 12:34 PM

and buying the F-150 you recommended. Wait, I forgot about the job thing. I STRONGLY considered selling my car to get an F-150 based on your recommendation.

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I’m just foolin. I don’t expect people to follow my advice


Sep 24, 2019, 12:49 PM

Why, there were times when Jesus was right in the town square healing the sick, and there was probably some leper sitting in his recliner thinking “man, it’s too hot to go stand in line today”

In all sirrusness, does the selling of your business line mean a guaranteed end of the line? Does new biz line owner not intend to hire anyone? I got a helluva promotion that way once with a company who never would have hired me off the street, but gave me priority because I worked for an acquired company.

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I'll find out Jan, Feb timeframe


Sep 24, 2019, 1:02 PM

Safe travels.

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2019 Ram is king of the half ton trucks***


Sep 24, 2019, 1:18 PM [ in reply to I'm about one car malfunction away from selling my car ]



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If I weren't influenced, I would go Chevy


Sep 24, 2019, 1:34 PM

Really though, fuel economy is top priority for me. Current car is pretty nice though as long as it doesn't give me too many problems.

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He’s right....in addition to a sweet truck, you


Sep 24, 2019, 1:47 PM [ in reply to 2019 Ram is king of the half ton trucks*** ]

Get to form a close personal relationship with a Ram service advisor at your local dealership.

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Looking forward to meeting them, I've got about 4 or 5


Sep 24, 2019, 2:01 PM

outstanding recalls on my 2016 Ram Rebel...

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My last one was pretty solid, I don't foresee a whole


Sep 24, 2019, 2:31 PM [ in reply to He’s right....in addition to a sweet truck, you ]

lot of issues with my new one. Best interior and ride on the market. I'd be more worried about a GM product. Of course, guy I work with had a 2017 F-150 Lariat that was burning a quart of oil ever 2k miles and Ford told him that was normal.

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GM had that problem with the 5.3l truck enigine in 2013/2014


Sep 24, 2019, 2:53 PM

AFM caused it. Their fix? Put in a bigger oil pan.

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Sounds like you're after my job


Sep 24, 2019, 12:22 PM

YOU CAINT HAVE IT

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I may have a position for you.


Sep 24, 2019, 1:12 PM

bend over and I'll show you.

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S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Working in the shipping/receiving department


Sep 24, 2019, 1:14 PM

with a focus on receiving?

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i didn't even listen/watch that thang this morning


Sep 24, 2019, 3:55 PM

so it doesn't count.

I'm also not in that biz line...but a hole bunch of the arch dept is....including just about everyone with any sizable tenure and experience here

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weird how that works, huh?


Sep 24, 2019, 4:15 PM

You younger guys don't see it or understand...yet.

You will.

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