Look, foolproof plan to ensure we play the season.
Aug 13, 2020, 6:01 PM
Tuck Swoffie, Sankey, and whoever is the Big 12 Commish away in a locked room in Cootlumbia with the Natty Trophy, and don't let them out until the season is over. They will be safe there, no one will find them. The Coots haven't got near a Championship Trophy since 1969.