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Life is Like a Roll of Toilet Tissue......................
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Life is Like a Roll of Toilet Tissue......................


May 25, 2018, 3:38 PM

the closer we get to the end, the faster it goes. LightBulbBill casually announced to us the other day he was now 77 but he made no reference to the toilet tissue comparison. He's probably at about mid-roll on the toilet tissue scale. He's still thinking about chasing women but he's at the point on the toilet tissue scale where he hopes the women can't run fast. He is also at the stage where he is wondering what he's going to do if ever does catch one.

Well, on the toilet tissue scale, that roll is approaching top speed for me. One week now seems like three days and I never realized time could be so fleeting. As a child many of us wanted to be older so we announced our age as 4 1/2, 5 1/2, 6 1/2, etc. The 0ne-half was important, and it still is for me because today I am 96 1/2. I wish I were a lot younger but since we can not reverse time I'll just settle for enjoying a few more times when I can add the one-half, it makes me feel younger rather than older.

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I thought you were going with you're either on a roll


May 25, 2018, 3:44 PM

or taking crap from others.

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Here's to hoping your toilet paper roller gets stuck


May 25, 2018, 3:48 PM

So your paper runs out much slower! I appreciate your stories and look forward to reading many more!

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May 25, 2018, 3:52 PM

I really don't get your point at all, but it sure sounds profound. As guys age, we have to rely less on speed because we become really adept as ambush predators. But the more dealings I have with the opposite sex, the more I wonder who is the predator and who is the prey.

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May 25, 2018, 3:55 PM

Joe, you’re a real American hero!!!! Thanks for sharing your stories with us and thank you for your service to our country!!! Here’s to more years and more stories!

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Re: Life is Like a Roll of Toilet Tissue......................


May 25, 2018, 4:39 PM

Wonder if LBB would know what to do if he caught some of those women.

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