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All-In [46816]
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IF you would have been the person with the ticket
Oct 24, 2018, 9:35 AM
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what would you have told your boss this morning?
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CU Medallion [54758]
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lol, as if I'd even take the time to contact them
Oct 24, 2018, 9:37 AM
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#ByeFelicia
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All-In [29076]
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I'm sick and I won't be in the rest of the
Oct 24, 2018, 9:37 AM
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ever
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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I like my boss. I'd give him a grand and tell him to never
Oct 24, 2018, 9:39 AM
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ever ever call me again. I'm out!
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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I'd wait until my first installment was paid, THEN
Oct 24, 2018, 9:39 AM
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start being the ####### I want to be.
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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i would have been here. NOBODY knows it until
Oct 24, 2018, 9:40 AM
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i have lawyers, accountants etc in place.
Ticket secured in undisclosed location and family is safe.
After that, I would put in two week notice and fade off into anonymity
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All-In [27403]
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well, i'm sitting at Barista Alley drinking coffee which is
Oct 24, 2018, 9:40 AM
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probably what I would be doing if I would have won.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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threadjack: Ghana need some more oil. Is there a coup code
Oct 24, 2018, 9:41 AM
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that gets you to hand deliver it to my door?
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All-In [27403]
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yes
Oct 24, 2018, 9:42 AM
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a crisp $100 bill will make that happen.
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Heisman Winner [135569]
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I think they would have some idea that I was the winner
Oct 24, 2018, 9:40 AM
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when I rolled up to the office a few hours late in my fully loaded M1 Abrams battle tank.
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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LOLoutL b/c weight would exceed highway limits by 50%***
Oct 24, 2018, 9:42 AM
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Heisman Winner [135569]
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Highway, LOLUTZ.
Oct 24, 2018, 9:45 AM
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I would drive through every yard in Rock Hill on the way there.
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Legend [15216]
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Nothing. Last minute ticket to Vegas and
Oct 24, 2018, 9:41 AM
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throw half the money on red to try to gain back some of the taxes.
That's the problem with winning a billion. The gubmit takes half.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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yeah, 450 mil would just suck***
Oct 24, 2018, 9:42 AM
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Legend [15216]
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It's the principle behind it.
Oct 24, 2018, 9:43 AM
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That's my money.
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All-In [46816]
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CU Medallion [60036]
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Oculus Spirit [93661]
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This is another thread I prob should stay out of.
Oct 24, 2018, 9:55 AM
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My boss is God. He would already know and I prob wouldn't do any talking this morning, I'd be doing all the listening.
First He'd remind me that He never approved the purchase of a ticket and that He hadn't told me to wait for His decision when I asked for permission the last thousand times. He might not say more than that.
I'd prob be on my own, depending on my intellect and all that money to solve life's problems rather than allowing Him to do His job. I already know how that would turn out, He gave me that much insight. Maybe that's the reason I didn't buy the ticket. I care more about my relationship with Him than a billion dollars.
It's strange, I always figured I'd wait until it reach about 700 to 900 mil to buy a ticket and put down the winning numbers. Somehow it wasn't so much a temptation when it got up to that.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: This is another thread I prob should stay out of.
Oct 24, 2018, 9:57 AM
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All-In [46816]
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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CU Medallion [60036]
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Re: IF you would have been the person with the ticket
Oct 24, 2018, 10:04 AM
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I am buying his 6 bedroom house on Lake Huron at twice the market value. He is welcome to visit as long as he brings premium vodka, tequila and Miller Lite.
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Legend [17283]
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Quit & asked TigerNet for advise ....
Oct 24, 2018, 10:26 AM
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Then do the opposite.
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110%er [9879]
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Take an 8ball in the office. Business as usual.
Oct 24, 2018, 10:34 AM
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Slam down three or four gatorbacks on the my desk and blow 'em in succession. Ask my boss if she wants one.
Run around the office and kick every single monitor off every single desk, wizz on floor grab and sit back down at my desk singing TOM PETTY LOUD until I'm escorted out of the building, all the while screaming "I'm Rick JAMES!!!, BEEEYOTCH".
And this is only so I can have a few moments to download some files off my machine.
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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I wouldn't tell them anything.
Oct 24, 2018, 11:23 AM
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I'd never show back up, and just send my junk back to them in a box. No drama. No chitting on anyone's desk.
They're smart people. They'll figure it out. Or not. I don't (wouldn't) care.
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