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LISTEN UP!

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 9:30 AM
 

Here we are again. Rarely does a team get to experience so many magical games in a decade...let alone in one season.
You remember what I told you before UGA? This one will be more magical than that one.
So that said....

Leave the kids at home. This is going to be old school once again. This isn't the game where we talk about being polite and good sports. This is the game where you might consider taking the life of a person near you in the stands. This isnt a game for lemon squares before the game. This is the game where you drink warm PBR and eat anything from chicken to Alpo before the game.

You stop showering as of right now. Dont shave anything before Sunday. If you're a woman, and you're man enough to come, you dont shave either. No wine...just bourbon and cheap beer.

Chew tobacco all day on Saturday. You brush your teeth with blood and sand on Saturday.

The campus will be electric. You'll smell stale beer and lighter fluid....feel free to drink either. Put everyone you know in a 1977 Dodge Van and go to the game the old way. You leave that #### Iphone at the house. You listen to old games called by Jim Phillips.

You walk your sweaty, stinky, mustached body into Death Valley 45 min before kickoff. You scare the bejesus out of anything in gold and garnett. Growl. You make those punks urinate outside...your birthright as a Tiger entitles you to a bathroom.....they dont get one.

As you prepare for the Tigers to arrive at the top of the Hill you smack a woman on the butt and scream at the top of your lungs...because, BY GOD, the Mighty Tigers will pour down that Hill and unleash H3LL on the Seminoles!

At the end of the night, when you're all cleaned up, showered, shaved, lying by the fire with a bottle of Reunite and the Mrs......you'll hear a broken hearted Jesse Palmer apologize. Your heart will be full as the Tigers will, for the second time this year, knock the Earth off its axis.

Buckle Up!!!!


I felt this needed a bump!

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 9:49 AM
 

nm

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 9:50 AM
 

Ouch! #### that wall hurt when I tried to run through it! I made it though! Man I am pumped now!

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 10:05 AM
 

OK nole fan that gave the thumbs down show your ugly face! If it was a Clemson fan you better not show yours at all. If it was a coot eff you!

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I negated it with my TU! Go Tigers!!!***


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 10:16 AM
 



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We're All In***


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 10:20 AM
 



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this is just awesome!! haha can't wait


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 11:04 AM
 

go tigers.


BY GOD LETS KILL THEIR ### LETS GO TAILGATE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!***


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 11:11 AM
 



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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 11:15 AM
 

POTW!

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This should be pinned at the top!

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 11:21 AM
 

nt


hof!***

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 11:38 AM
 




This doesn't sound appealing in the least


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 11:42 AM
 

I'm drinking Blanton's.

GOOD DAY SIR


Reunite is so nice!!!!!!!!!***

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 4:19 PM
 



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Re: Reunite is so nice!!!!!!!!!***


Posted: Oct 15, 2013 9:40 AM
 

...on ice!


This is the best post in the history of this website.***

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 11:45 AM
 



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Also, Junior and I have decided that our selected target

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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 1:37 PM
 

this week is Burt Reynolds


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Posted: Oct 14, 2013 4:00 PM
 

Oh yeah! This should be fun! (rubbing hands together mad scientist style)

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EPIC! Is it Saturday yet?!***


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 4:24 PM
 



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"BuzzSaw" does this mean I can't..........................?


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 6:48 PM
 

Well...I won't mention it since I know I better not!

Go#3TiGERs...kick #### & keep rolling toward Pasadena!

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To All CLEMSON TiGERS..Sending you Bright Light from the Carolina Coast and hoping you get to witness a huge Orange sunset tonight. Go Tigers!


You're refining this and it's much more 'artistic'. MOOD +1.***


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 7:02 PM
 



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I assume there is no change of under wear allowed.


Posted: Oct 14, 2013 8:51 PM
 

Just saying

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You're not supposed to wear any to the game. Take the


Posted: Oct 15, 2013 9:32 AM
 

dirties off and throw them at the first Seminole tailgate you pass. There's a bonus if you pull them over the head of the oldest woman in garnett and gold that you come across.


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Posted: Oct 15, 2013 9:23 AM
 

Now this is what I'm talking about! No woo hoos, no teeny boober skating rink music either! Championship beard started on Aug 31st and still running strong!


HHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2013 9:34 AM
 

I'M READY RIGHT F'ING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL IN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All In, All The Time...1314797352813


I agree with the sentiment, but have a question..


Posted: Oct 15, 2013 9:56 AM
 

the game is kinda mid-October but also kinda late-October.

I was planning on saddle bucks with soft pastel argyle socks. But, as you can imagine, my Cole Haan loafers are screaming at me from the closet for one last appearance before winter (because of the Nike soles, and what not).

So...what do we do here? As you know, the shoe will dictate the rest of the ensemble. Need help!


Dress for Oct. 19...


Posted: Oct 15, 2013 10:13 AM
 

No Boxers, no T-shirt, Manhattan Brand Starched Orange Button-down with top button loose, Clemson Paw Belt, Real Army Khakis STARCHED where they stand on their own, no socks, and freshly polished Burgundy Weejun Tassel Loafers.

BTW, since this is OLD SCHOOL, make sure the rise in the khakis is long enough where you have armpit stains on the waistband.

Your BEST GIRL on your arm will help tremendously.


I have no words....except for these


Posted: Oct 15, 2013 10:25 AM
 

you buttbuddies stay home


UPDATE: I've started eating a blend of

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Posted: Oct 16, 2013 8:46 AM
 

cold Hormel Chili and Alpo. I'm also eating as much pickled cabbage as I can stomach.
My goal is to cropdust every Seminole tailgate on my way into Death Valley.

It's coming, boys


Now I know why all the thumbs up...I

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Posted: Oct 16, 2013 8:54 AM
 

haven't read such sweet prose.... well ever...

I'd like to especially say AMEN to:

Leave the kids at home...

You leave that #### Iphone at the house...

smack a woman on the butt and scream at the top of your lungs...

you'll hear a broken hearted Jesse Palmer apologize...

I'm crying right now.... the mere beauty of it all...


Message was edited by: dw1959®


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beautiful***


Posted: Oct 16, 2013 9:00 AM
 




140th pointed you sir.


Posted: Oct 16, 2013 9:19 AM
 

Check. Mate.


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