Topic: Kids say the darnedest things...but true
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Kids say the darnedest things...but true

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Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:02 PM

My wife and I are getting a divorce and are separated. As I was getting my daughter ready for bed one night she asked me a question that kind of took me by surprise. I've taken her to Clemson ever since she was a year old, she's now 8. Here's the convo:

Her: "Daddy, have you ever done anything stupid?"

Me: "Well I've done plenty of things that weren't very smart. Why are you asking?"

Her: "I know one thing you've done that's stupid."

Me: "And what was that?" (Had me a little worried and confused)

Her: "You married mama and she's a coot!"

I couldn't help but laugh myself to tears.

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+1 for teaching your daughter well! Sorry about the big D***

Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:04 PM

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So... what you are saying is there is a single woman out there looking for parking

Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:20 PM

Lot love.


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Did you really cry?***

Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:25 PM

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Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:48 PM

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queue TOTE1 in 3....2.....1....***

Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:37 PM


Sorry about your situation, but that's funny right there!!

Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:39 PM

Did she actually use the word coot??

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Her: "You married mama and she's a coot!"

Posted: Nov 18, 2015, 1:47 PM

Try to keep up


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