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HOA Board of Directors extended the deadline for more
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HOA Board of Directors extended the deadline for more


Sep 26, 2019, 9:03 AM

candidates to submit candidacy. It seems there are 3 open seats, and....2 candidates so far. I could go be on the HOA board, and be the dick, instead of the dicked. But I also hate people. And meetings. And responsibilities. If I knew if this afforded me some measure of immunity from HOA stupidity (and it well might), I'd be more inclined. What do, Junge?

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depends...


Sep 26, 2019, 9:04 AM

WHAT'S YOUR STANCE ON CARS PARKING ON THE STREET OVERNIGHT???? HUH??????

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how about color Palette, approved mailbox design, shingles?


Sep 26, 2019, 9:26 AM

you know, the big questions that affect the future of the planet!?

Can you implement the death penalty for the HOA violations?

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Push for RGB 246 103 51 EVERYWHERE***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:50 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Turn the meetings into bourbon tastings.***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:04 AM



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I swilled some Irish hooch last night at Paddock and Whisky


Sep 26, 2019, 9:28 AM

in JI. Great grub, too. Cute lil rep from Walsh Whisky put some knowledge in us, with a sexy Irish accent to boot.



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I thought about calling you Tuesday night while I was


Sep 26, 2019, 9:35 AM

down there for my class but realized it would be way after midnight before I got back to Hollywood. I'm ready for all of my crash pads to replace their children with people that stay up late.

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Was she red headed?


Sep 26, 2019, 9:38 AM [ in reply to I swilled some Irish hooch last night at Paddock and Whisky ]

and where is the pig?

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Somethin’ somethin’ ####### rules, man.***


Sep 26, 2019, 10:31 AM



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These are the two most important questions of the day!***


Sep 26, 2019, 10:59 AM [ in reply to Was she red headed? ]



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MauldinT, where are you???


She was not redheaded. More Black Irish brunette.


Sep 26, 2019, 11:03 AM [ in reply to Was she red headed? ]

No pigs, because it would have been blatant, and I wasn't quite intoxicated for dgaf blatancy.

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Run and let Lakebum be your campaign manager***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:04 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Who do I look like, Brad Parscale?


Sep 26, 2019, 10:35 AM

I'm not going to sell my soul just to appease a small minority of crazies who want to build tree houses where ever they want.

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Re: HOA Board of Directors extended the deadline for more


Sep 26, 2019, 9:05 AM

Get in there and be the thorn in the side of the power hungry azzholes from a seat of authority. Don't stick it to the residents. Stick to the HOA from the inside!

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Send your wife?***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:05 AM



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Then who’s going to make his sandwiches when he’s hungry?***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:06 AM



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If he's on the board he can appoint an Undersecretary of


Sep 26, 2019, 9:07 AM

Sadwiches.

Problem solved.

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Not sure if "Sadwiches" was intentional, but it's accurate.***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:08 AM



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Kickback money must not be very good if they can't


Sep 26, 2019, 9:07 AM

fill seats.

Oh and LOL being in a HOH neighborhood, just LOL

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There's only one solution to this conundrum in my mind.


Sep 26, 2019, 9:10 AM

That being 'how fast can I move somewhere that has no HOA'. Or neighbors at all.

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join


Sep 26, 2019, 9:12 AM

See the ####, be the ####

Make motion to disband the HOA and fight them on the spot at the first meeting.

Take remaining money in HOA fund and personally hand out cash at Halloween.

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I like the cut of your jib sailor***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:29 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


"I'm interested in filling your seat" - TXTF***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:27 AM



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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


you could institute Friday afternoon keggers***


Sep 26, 2019, 9:41 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


and "Death Metal Battle of the Bands" Sundays***


Sep 26, 2019, 10:19 AM



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that seals it I am down for a dbl sawbuck for 19B's election***


Sep 26, 2019, 10:22 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I've missed your previous HOA posts...


Sep 26, 2019, 10:58 AM

if any, so...

If your HOA is a PITA, then join and change it. If you have any hot neighbors, make a big deal about you making the HOA better and maybe get a hummer out of the deal.

OR

Start writing HOA infractions against hot neighbors and then off to let them slide in exchange for hummers.

Either way it should lead to hummers.

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Go with Flow's plan, his is best so far.***


Sep 26, 2019, 11:34 AM



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Best thing to do is hold an election for HOA


Sep 26, 2019, 11:33 AM

THEN, when the election is over, find a random neighbor who did NOT RUN for HOA, and put them in as President.

At least this is what I would do if I ran a HOA. Which I don't. And won't.

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I've had HOA's and not had HOA's.


Sep 26, 2019, 11:40 AM

I'll never purposefully live somewhere again where I can be given a ticket for how long my garage door is open (yes, someone timed it), or how long my garbage can sits out on the street (while I'm at work).

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I joined ours.


Sep 26, 2019, 10:10 PM

We took care of what needed to be taken care of and sarcastic to the people that were petty.

One person moved because of it.

We no longer deal with pettiness, nor did I ever receive a single complaint from the HOA.

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